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first time sploshing

Postby splosher00 » 30 Jan 2008, 19:57

Hey im 18 Ive sploshed on my own a few times and now have been thinking about having a woman havin fun sploshing with me any takers ?
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Postby wamram » 30 Jan 2008, 20:11

Hi mate welcome to the forums :)

If your after meeting someone to get messy with try the "Meet a Mucker" sticky thread :wink: :)
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Postby splosher00 » 30 Jan 2008, 20:16

Ok will do thanks wamram
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Postby wamram » 30 Jan 2008, 20:19

cji254 wrote:Ok will do thanks wamram


No probs :wink: :)
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probs

Postby splosher00 » 30 Jan 2008, 20:25

having problems posting the message in meet a mucker for some reason
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Postby stonecastle » 30 Jan 2008, 21:28

If you are 18 and want to get gunged by a woman, why not contact one of your old female school teachers and ask her if she would like to gunge you as a punshment for all the times you were naughty in class. It might work but then again it might not but is worth a try.
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Postby andy250 » 30 Jan 2008, 22:42

stonecastle wrote:If you are 18 and want to get gunged by a woman, why not contact one of your old female school teachers and ask her if she would like to gunge you as a punshment for all the times you were naughty in class. It might work but then again it might not but is worth a try.


Oh my lord this has to be a classic!!! please world take me now........

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Postby Candy Custard » 30 Jan 2008, 22:54

stonecastle wrote:If you are 18 and want to get gunged by a woman, why not contact one of your old female school teachers and ask her if she would like to gunge you as a punshment for all the times you were naughty in class. It might work but then again it might not but is worth a try.


:roll: *bangs head on desk*
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Postby NX » 30 Jan 2008, 23:05

Candy Custard wrote:
stonecastle wrote:If you are 18 and want to get gunged by a woman, why not contact one of your old female school teachers and ask her if she would like to gunge you as a punshment for all the times you were naughty in class. It might work but then again it might not but is worth a try.


:roll: *bangs head on desk*



Yours or Stonecastle's Candy? You got to love him really! LOL
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Postby Candy Custard » 30 Jan 2008, 23:10

NX-74205 wrote:
Candy Custard wrote:
stonecastle wrote:If you are 18 and want to get gunged by a woman, why not contact one of your old female school teachers and ask her if she would like to gunge you as a punshment for all the times you were naughty in class. It might work but then again it might not but is worth a try.


:roll: *bangs head on desk*



Yours or Stonecastle's Candy? Yet another classic line! LOL


Hmmm........ well it was mine but maybe some slight revision to that could be more effective :wink:
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Postby wamram » 30 Jan 2008, 23:28

Candy Custard wrote:
stonecastle wrote:If you are 18 and want to get gunged by a woman, why not contact one of your old female school teachers and ask her if she would like to gunge you as a punshment for all the times you were naughty in class. It might work but then again it might not but is worth a try.


:roll: *bangs head on desk*


Hope you didn't hurt yourself :wink: :D

You'll need a hammer and chisel to get something in to Stonecastles head :wink: :roll: :D
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Postby Sploshman » 30 Jan 2008, 23:42

stonecastle wrote:If you are 18 and want to get gunged by a woman, why not contact one of your old female school teachers and ask her if she would like to gunge you as a punshment for all the times you were naughty in class. It might work but then again it might not but is worth a try.


Is this a windup?? LOL.
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Postby driversoft » 31 Jan 2008, 00:03

Sploshman wrote:
stonecastle wrote:If you are 18 and want to get gunged by a woman, why not contact one of your old female school teachers and ask her if she would like to gunge you as a punshment for all the times you were naughty in class. It might work but then again it might not but is worth a try.


Is this a windup?? LOL.


Sadly, no - I'm pretty sure it isn't a wind up. Somehow, I don't see Stonecastle's burgeoning career as an agony aunt being quite as successful as I imagine he does. Having said that, the "Dear Stonecastle" page would be a must read, I suspect!
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Re: first time sploshing

Postby Hayley » 31 Jan 2008, 11:19

cji254 wrote:Hey im 18 Ive sploshed on my own a few times and now have been thinking about having a woman havin fun sploshing with me any takers ?


Aaaah only 18, how sweet. I suddenly feel all maternal!

Welcome along, and I hope you enjoy the forum. There are some very friendly people here with lots of ideas how you achieve your messy goal (some a lot sanner than the one so far) so stick with it. Meanwhile have fun...
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Postby splosher00 » 31 Jan 2008, 17:15

I dont think i will be trying the teacher idea but thanks anyway ppl

does anyone have msn and want to chat ?
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