Has anyone ever encountered a public messing while just out?

[Roger]

I have seen attractive women get gunged in public. In both cases I think that the victim was half expecting the gunging. One was at a factory I used to work at which had a shower off the reception area for people who cycled to work etc. It was quite common for people to be put under the shower fully clothed when they got married, significant birthday's, last day at work. On this occasion an attractive blonde in her late twenties was leaving. On her last day she was put under the shower fully clothed and then sprayed with shaving foam and silly string. She took it in good spirit.

The other gunging was much more severe. This took place while I was at University, some members of a male hall of residence "kidnapped" the president of a female hall of residence as a rag week stunt. She was forced under a shower fully clothed and then taken outside and tied to a chair. In those days (before BSE) all the waste food from the kitchen was kept and sold to a local farmer as animal food. This slop was stored in churns outside the kitchens. To raise money for rag week the students sold off buckets of slop to students who then poured the buckets over the helpless femal president. This proved to be very popular with lots of buckets of gunge being sold off. The gunge was quite disgusting and stank. The girl ended up being plastered head to foot in the stuff.

After the gunging was over she was untied from the chair, she stood ran her fingers through her hair and wiped her hands down her clothes to get the worst off the gunge off, then walked back to her hall leaving a trail of gunge.

[DungeonMasterOne]

I've seen people get wet fully dressed in public, never seen anyone gunged though.

[stonecastle]

And when she finds out it's all a scam and she's not going to be in a Game show on TV and theres no chance of her winning a prize or even appearing on TV, I bet she would sue the arse off you.

You can make it hard for the women to find out by talking with an Australian accent and saying; "Hello we are doing a programme for an Australian TV company".

Also you cover yourself by getting two women who then have to pie each other. You say to them. "right in this game show when one of you gets a question wrong the other has to pie her". You can also give them overalls to change into as well so they dont get their clothes dirty and bowls of water and sponges to clean themselves up afterwards.

But like I said that is just one senario. If you are really paranoid about any come backs you can just get them to pie you! I am sure no women will be upset at being tricked into gunging you yourself.

[wamram]

But like I said that is just one senario. If you are really paranoid about any come backs you can just get them to pie you! I am sure no women will be upset at being tricked into gunging you yourself.

But if it's obvious your getting "off" on her pieing you, ie a bulge in the front of your trousers. Couldn't that be some form of sexual misconduct Because you've mislead her into helping you satisfy your fetish/desire/fantasy

[stonecastle]

But if it's obvious your getting "off" on her pieing you, ie a bulge in the front of your trousers. Couldn't that be some form of sexual misconduct Because you've mislead her into helping you satisfy your fetish/desire/fantasy

You don't do it on your own you do it with a couple of other people. ie you have one person asking you questions and you get pied when you get them wrong. And others acting as assistants for the event ie one could film. The presence of other people would make it look authentic.

[chelsea05]

Stonecastle,
Surely it's STILL deception no matter what accent you adopt or how many people you involve?? That's the point being made.

This kind of thinking ends up with people remanded in custody and NOT custardy!!

C'mon man, surely even YOU cannot be serious about this???

[DungeonMasterOne]

And when she finds out it's all a scam and she's not going to be in a Game show on TV and theres no chance of her winning a prize or even appearing on TV, I bet she would sue the arse off you.

You can make it hard for the women to find out by talking with an Australian accent and saying; "Hello we are doing a programme for an Australian TV company".

You're completely missing the point. Whether they find out or not isn't the issue. The issue is that it is morally wrong to 'trick' people into doing things - it's a form of abuse. If you don't or can't understand that, you have no hope of ever forming a meaningful relationship with anyone.

[alext]

Sorry Stone, but I have to agree with the majority of this one.

The whole crux of your plan is that you *trick* people into getting messy, on the pretense of doing it for a gameshow. Even if they get you messy for it, the whole point is still deception.

The reason the gameshows you see, or even things like "IBYW", "Wudja, Cudja?" etc work if because the people doing the filming are up front about what's happening - from how much money is being offered, to what the person has to do to achieve it. They're given the choice to back out at any time.

The whole point is, it's genuine. No one's deceived at any level. This is where your plan falls, and would be morally, ethically, and legally gray.

[matt2matt2002]

But DungeonMaster1, were does that leave candid camera and Jeremy Weasle?
He certainly mis-lead folks and wound them up rotten.

We all thought that was a gas (well, those of us without a humor by-pass)
Type in Candid Camera on yutube and 3,370 hits come up.

Surely there are tricks and 'tricks? And a lot of that comes down to taste and good sense with a bit of the current morals of the nation thrown in to boot.

Take the cork out and live a little guys.

[BillShipton]

Well, the big difference is that Candid Camera and Beadle were REAL shows and afterwards the victim signed a release to agree to it being shown (therefore implying approval). It can be argued that they were so relieved that it wasn't real, they would agree to anything (and to prove they were 'game for a laugh') but being humiliated (which I personally don't like) on a real show and then agreeing to let it be shown is a lot different from deceiving someone just to pie them.

Can I also say - at the risk of being pompous - I really don't see anything sexually exciting about pieing or gunging people who don't want to be unless it's for a brief moment of TV fame.

As for the Australian accent idea...made me laugh out loud, even with a hangover.

[matt2matt2002]

point taken Bill.

And never pompous - ever.

[DungeonMasterOne]

But DungeonMaster1, were does that leave candid camera and Jeremy Weasle?
He certainly mis-lead folks and wound them up rotten.

Indeed - but as Bill said, at least that was a real TV show. There's a fine difference between winding someone up, and deceiving them, especially if sexuality is involved.

Though TBH I always wondered how Beadle managed to survive - kept expecting to read a news story one day about how one of his 'victims' had stabbed him through the heart with a screwdriver or kitchen knife before the crew could intervene.

[wamram]

Though TBH I always wondered how Beadle managed to survive - kept expecting to read a news story one day about how one of his 'victims' had stabbed him through the heart with a screwdriver or kitchen knife before the crew could intervene.

I only watched Beadle's About in the hope that somebody would twat him one

[Hayley]

Bill used to call it Beadle's A Cunt and sing along to the theme tune -
"Watch out, Beadle's a Cunt
"That runt Beadle's a cunt.
To be perfectly blunt
That Beadle's a cunt

To be blunt - Beadle's a cunt!"

Sorry thought you'd like to know. Now just realised I have probably said the c word more in one post than anyone else! Ooops!

[snake]

sonecastle, you continue to amaze me.

With your creepy 'pick up' techniques and your dodgy 'scenarios' it seems to feel you have to 'trick' women into things.

Trust me - its much more rewarding to laugh with someone than at them.

I suppose 'each to their own' applies here but you would do well to listen to the good advice you're getting on this and other threads... relax a bit, forget the cheesy pick up lines and just have a laugh... You might have more fun!

my 2p worth, sorry if I offend.