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Postby Woofwoof » 11 Nov 2007, 11:09

I've always liked blank shock as a reaction.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhnKhbTZ-II - this is the best example I can remember seeing.
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Postby Hayley » 11 Nov 2007, 14:51

Really glad I started this!

I sympathise with the 'pain in the neck' problems. As a fan of having big heavy pies slammed in my face I have suffered from minor whiplash before now (those deep jam ones really weigh!). It is worth suffering though! The hand on the back of the neck so you have to take it full force is a solution - and a big hefty pie at point blank range that way is REALLY gonna do it for me! Mind you, you will get caught in the side spray that way!

Not that I don't like the gentle smooshing ones! I have told you before about the erotic effect a deep pie sandwich has had on me (yup, I orgasmed) though that was the culmination of a long pie barrage that had me well on the way before. Even just standing there, hands behind my back all innocent pretending I don't know what is about to happen has me tingling downstairs. Even thinking about it...mmm...

As for reacting...that's where I am rubbish. I would love to adopt that 'completely resigned to it' expression in the Sammy-Jane style and just let it happen. Unfortunately when I am horny I get giggly and the more I try to be serious and the messier I get, the worse I become. A tip for fellas...the more I laugh the more turned on I am! Anyway all the 'humiliation role play' is ruined cos this 'victim' is laughing like a loony. So no serious BDSM career for me - whatever they do to me, I'd start laughing!

The only way to shut me up is to completely engulf my head in pie - so the pie on all sides, top and bottom is a good move! Even then you'd probably see my shoulders shake. You will just have to punish me for not taking it seriously - a pie slapped in the pussy works well - and then as I am bent down a good pie spanking on the arse.

If the giggling continues...well, you'll just have to stuff my mouth with something! Something big about waist height and then sandwich me some more encourage me to suck it. Sorry, getting all unnecessary now. Better stop before I have to change these knicks...

More pie moves and reactions, please! Loving them!!

Yoour willing if giggly victim

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Postby Beatrice » 11 Nov 2007, 17:50

were do we sign up for a day trip! :D
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Postby BillShipton » 11 Nov 2007, 17:56

Hayley wrote:tingling downstairs. Even thinking about it...mmm...
If the giggling continues...well, you'll just have to stuff my mouth with something! Something big about waist height and then sandwich me some more encourage me to suck it. Sorry, getting all unnecessary now.


I sometimes think I am being 'outed' by my occasional partner. Blush. Okay, it happens...
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Postby wes1125 » 13 Nov 2007, 12:43

Another thing specifically for if you're shooting a video, is a pie-sandwich where the pies don't cover the fron of the person's face, the mouth or the eyes. That way you can see the person's expression all throughout. Those are good sometimes.
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Postby SillyGilly » 13 Nov 2007, 12:56

Thanks for the tips, guys. I'm taking it all in.

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Postby creamkate » 13 Nov 2007, 16:15

This subject is making me very hot 'n' horny! I've totally loved reading these posts. Now it's my turn.
I love a big cream pie slapped into my face and then another slapped into the front of my skirt. I love wearing a suit for this. There is nothing like getting the left over pie from my face smeared down my jacket and blouse afterwards. Then lots more pies to completely cover me. I love pie sandwiches too.
Oh yeah, bring it on!!!
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Postby Slapstickman » 21 Nov 2007, 21:07

I love to give and take slow and delibrate Pies with plenty of build up and teasing before the inevitable, then smear the pies after impact. I'm also a huge fan of pie spanking (giving and getting) though and that has to involve a good slap.

Like sexywhenwet I prefer suits or anything smart. As far as reactions go, you can't beat mock indignation - 'How dare you', etc
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Postby Spinynorman and Frilly » 22 Nov 2007, 20:27

For an expression you can't beat a nice big smile. :D
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Postby Hayley » 24 Nov 2007, 15:11

As mentioned on another thread, the pie (or big cake) on the table routine is fabbo too! Simply grab your victim aby the back of the head and slam their face into the pie and rub it round. Not too hard or you'll break their nose!. Then lift them out by the hair!

Another fave of mine which I don't think I've mentioned is being bent over the table (perhaps immediately after the above), my knickers yanked down and another pie splattered in the fanny from behind and then rubbed right into the pussy lips. A sponge base or soft pastry one works best for this as it really teases the clit, and coupled with my face being buried deep in the cake on the table (held down with one hand) whilst the other grinds that pie into all the right places is HOT!

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Postby andy250 » 24 Nov 2007, 15:33

Hayley wrote:As mentioned on another thread, the pie (or big cake) on the table routine is fabbo too! Simply grab your victim aby the back of the head and slam their face into the pie and rub it round. Not too hard or you'll break their nose!. Then lift them out by the hair!

Another fave of mine which I don't think I've mentioned is being bent over the table (perhaps immediately after the above), my knickers yanked down and another pie splattered in the fanny from behind and then rubbed right into the pussy lips. A sponge base or soft pastry one works best for this as it really teases the clit, and coupled with my face being buried deep in the cake on the table (held down with one hand) whilst the other grinds that pie into all the right places is HOT!

Hayley x x


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I think Hayley just about explained a session their, cor blimey, I'm getting all hot and flustered.

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Postby B and N » 24 Nov 2007, 15:34

we may try the pied pussy just for you tonite hayley lol xxx
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Postby BillShipton » 24 Nov 2007, 16:24

B and N wrote:we may try the pied pussy just for you tonite hayley lol xxx


A small bu rather obvious tip if you do.

Use a soft paper plate to mount the pie on. Don't use alluminium as it can hurt and polystyrene doesn't bend as well when you squeeze it between your partner's legs!

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Postby B and N » 24 Nov 2007, 16:35

Thanx for that tip bill maybe hayley could come round sometime and show me how its done lol xxx
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Postby Spinynorman and Frilly » 24 Nov 2007, 17:38

B and N wrote:
we may try the pied pussy just for you tonite hayley lol xxx



Good luck with that let us know how it goes. We'll be thinking about you. :wink:
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