What's the messiest you've ever been?
by DecadentDoll » 05 Jun 2006, 21:15
my messiest experience has to be when i was covered in a few buckets of pink caake batter and well over a dozen angel delight/custard pies, topped off with lots of golden syrup.
I wonder if i can break that record next time i'm at Ye olde Splosh Towers
I wonder if i can break that record next time i'm at Ye olde Splosh Towers
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by welshcakes » 05 Jun 2006, 21:27
Mmmm. My nipples are pert just thinking about it.
Look, if you're all going to throw pies around would you mind throwing them at me!!!
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Re: whee
by DecadentDoll » 05 Jun 2006, 23:46
Otif wrote:Well DD you bring the custard, I'll bring the pies and see if we can beat your record.
Yeah, but my boyfriend would be there to put me in the shower afterwards.
I'll see how i go at splosh
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by Gateau Fan » 06 Jun 2006, 21:02
We own a large swimming pool ( 8' x 5' ) and it just fits in our living room when inflated. The best time me and the wife had was when we used 30 cans of shaving cream, added some poster paint, and got extremely foamy, and naked very quickly. It must of been about 5" deep everwhere.
Got to admit tho, sex in foam is very slippery, but great fun !!
Got to admit tho, sex in foam is very slippery, but great fun !!
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by Hayley » 07 Jun 2006, 16:58
Hiya
The photo isn't the messiest I have been by a long way but it is the horniest I have been in a photo. I was just really up for it that night, and there are no prizes for guessing what happened to the beer bottle!
By the way, that's a white pvc nurse's dress underneath!
As readers of SPLOSH! know I used to love trying as many different messy substances as I could. I still do. And in those days sampled lots of things you REALLY shouldn't like axle grease, black paint, sump oil etc. My feature Don't Try This at Home has the details! These days it is a bit more difficult as I have a day job, so my hair has to recover in time.
Even now, I admit that part of the fun for me is playing a character and then being totally destroyed! That means using anything and everything that can be found on me! Smelly, greasy, hard to remove, when I'm in that mood I really don't care! I particularly like my hair to be a target, I think this is cos my Mum made me brush it so much as a kid that now I want to rebel! My five fat shampoo (cooking oil, soft margerine, butter and soft lard worked into a greasy beehive with a block of cooking marge slowly melting inside is a particular fave!
Since Bill's house has an open fire, I have been under several sacks of soot too! This is amazingly messy stuff as it is so fine it takes forever to get out of your pores and hair. A good greasing befoehand is actually beneficial in this case! By colour contrast, flour is alsoa nightmare - but one I regularly succumb to. It really does clog up your hair (upstairs and downstairs) and has to be brushed out for hours. Mum would be proud!
There are lots of things I haven't tried yet. That grey play glue kids use for instance, nacho cheese in huge quantities and a big wet fresh cow pat on my head! I know my tastes are extreme (you should hear my fantasies!) but I find it huge release from a stressful week.
If you have any ideas of things for me to try or you'd like to do to me, feel free to PM me!
Hayley xxx
PS Another reason I like this picture is it makes my tits look a decent size! They are much smaller in reality. Push-up bras are a fab thing!
The photo isn't the messiest I have been by a long way but it is the horniest I have been in a photo. I was just really up for it that night, and there are no prizes for guessing what happened to the beer bottle!
By the way, that's a white pvc nurse's dress underneath!
As readers of SPLOSH! know I used to love trying as many different messy substances as I could. I still do. And in those days sampled lots of things you REALLY shouldn't like axle grease, black paint, sump oil etc. My feature Don't Try This at Home has the details! These days it is a bit more difficult as I have a day job, so my hair has to recover in time.
Even now, I admit that part of the fun for me is playing a character and then being totally destroyed! That means using anything and everything that can be found on me! Smelly, greasy, hard to remove, when I'm in that mood I really don't care! I particularly like my hair to be a target, I think this is cos my Mum made me brush it so much as a kid that now I want to rebel! My five fat shampoo (cooking oil, soft margerine, butter and soft lard worked into a greasy beehive with a block of cooking marge slowly melting inside is a particular fave!
Since Bill's house has an open fire, I have been under several sacks of soot too! This is amazingly messy stuff as it is so fine it takes forever to get out of your pores and hair. A good greasing befoehand is actually beneficial in this case! By colour contrast, flour is alsoa nightmare - but one I regularly succumb to. It really does clog up your hair (upstairs and downstairs) and has to be brushed out for hours. Mum would be proud!
There are lots of things I haven't tried yet. That grey play glue kids use for instance, nacho cheese in huge quantities and a big wet fresh cow pat on my head! I know my tastes are extreme (you should hear my fantasies!) but I find it huge release from a stressful week.
If you have any ideas of things for me to try or you'd like to do to me, feel free to PM me!
Hayley xxx
PS Another reason I like this picture is it makes my tits look a decent size! They are much smaller in reality. Push-up bras are a fab thing!
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Wow Hayley
by HenryWilcox » 07 Jun 2006, 18:07
Very sexy photo - and an even sexier write-up!
I'm not going to tell people what my messiest was, it sounds tame next to all you lot!
Henry
I'm not going to tell people what my messiest was, it sounds tame next to all you lot!
Henry
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you horny sod!!!!
by andy250 » 07 Jun 2006, 18:44
Can't believe you did soot, how horny are you when you get going, please tell me more.... what where you wearing.
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