The cashier girl know's what I'm doing!!!

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Postby DungeonMasterOne » 13 Oct 2007, 08:33

Back in September nurse Wendy and I went shopping at ASDA (Wallmart) for the gateaux for her 19th birthday sploshing (coming to the site soon). We got quite a friendly checkout operator, who asked what all the cakes were for - so Wendy just told her, straight out, "I'm going to be wearing them". That certainly got a laugh and a reaction!
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Postby john moonshadow » 16 Oct 2007, 18:17

That's pretty funny Goodwrench, but I suspect the checkout staff see a lot of "odd" purchases!

If you use a loyalty card, they know an awful lot about what you buy - maybe the supermarkets should do "Buy one - get WAM free" offers?

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Postby jammed06 » 16 Oct 2007, 19:21

ive had a few funny looks before. no one has said anything to me. wish they could thouh might find a willing partner. haha!! ive often looked at recicepts at a later date n thought did i reli spend that much. when i by eggs in 24's custard and beans in tins of ten. its all good. most people know most now just not everything.
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Postby Peter Thomas » 21 Oct 2007, 18:50

When we did Tiswas Night at the Horseshoe Inn, I'm glad it was the landlady who acquired the necessary stuff through the supermarket and cash 'n' carry. 100 cans of Tesco Value shaving foam! No-one at the Tescos packing bay batted an eyelid when she picked up her order.
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Re: The cashier girl know's what I'm doing!!!

Postby stonecastle » 21 Oct 2007, 21:41

Goodwrench wrote:I purchased beans, spaghetti, cake mix, tomato soup, and eggs today, and since pumpkins were on sale, to be festive, I bought a pumpkin(Halloween is coming this month in the states).
Those are not the best items for sploshing. The best ones are things like clotted cream, blamange, extra thick yogurt, extra thick milk shake, angel delight etc.
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Re: The cashier girl know's what I'm doing!!!

Postby Miss T » 21 Oct 2007, 21:45

stonecastle wrote:
Goodwrench wrote:I purchased beans, spaghetti, cake mix, tomato soup, and eggs today, and since pumpkins were on sale, to be festive, I bought a pumpkin(Halloween is coming this month in the states).
Those are not the best items for sploshing. The best ones are things like clotted cream, blamange, extra thick yogurt, extra thick milk shake, angel delight etc.


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see I said he made me smile.... but this is the best one yet!!!
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Postby BillShipton » 22 Oct 2007, 11:25

Yes, I'm with you Miss T.
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Postby Richard » 22 Oct 2007, 16:43

BillShipton wrote:Yes, I'm with you Miss T.

You wish! :roll:

Get in the queue with the rest of us :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The cashier girl know's what I'm doing!!!

Postby muckypup » 22 Oct 2007, 18:19

stonecastle wrote:
Goodwrench wrote:I purchased beans, spaghetti, cake mix, tomato soup, and eggs today, and since pumpkins were on sale, to be festive, I bought a pumpkin(Halloween is coming this month in the states).
Those are not the best items for sploshing. The best ones are things like clotted cream, blamange, extra thick yogurt, extra thick milk shake, angel delight etc.


I think you are mistaken :lol: :twisted:
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Re: The cashier girl know's what I'm doing!!!

Postby Peter Thomas » 22 Oct 2007, 19:54

stonecastle wrote:Those are not the best items for sploshing. The best ones are things like clotted cream, blamange, extra thick yogurt, extra thick milk shake, angel delight etc.


I think you should prove your point by posting some photos of this stuff in action.
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Re: The cashier girl know's what I'm doing!!!

Postby wamram » 22 Oct 2007, 19:55

stonecastle wrote:
Goodwrench wrote:I purchased beans, spaghetti, cake mix, tomato soup, and eggs today, and since pumpkins were on sale, to be festive, I bought a pumpkin(Halloween is coming this month in the states).
Those are not the best items for sploshing. The best ones are things like clotted cream, blamange, extra thick yogurt, extra thick milk shake, angel delight etc.



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Re: The cashier girl know's what I'm doing!!!

Postby Peter Thomas » 22 Oct 2007, 20:07

Tune in again next week for another edition of 'You Lot Should Buy What I Recommend And Nothing Else', with resident host Stonecastle.
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Postby stonecastle » 22 Oct 2007, 20:43

If a female check out assistant makes comments about it you could always invite them along for a sploshing session. If she said something like "you are not going to make a mess with this are you?". You could say "well would you like to find out?"
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Postby wamram » 22 Oct 2007, 20:50

stonecastle wrote:If a female check out assistant makes comments about it you could always invite them along for a sploshing session. If she said something like "you are not going to make a mess with this are you?". You could say "well would you like to find out?"


You know stonecastle that might just work :wink: :D :D
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Postby BillShipton » 23 Oct 2007, 00:19

Wamram, I read that in an Oliver Hardy voice and it so worked.
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