The church of un-holy Satin unseen pics

[BillShipton]

Is it me?? or are Hayley and Dolly right, is something going on???? What does Raven know about?????? and why does the vicar in the church at walkden look the spit of Bill Shipton.... I wish I had a photo would put it up

Haven't a clue about the first two. Never did understand women - of either sex. The last one is easy. I AM the Vicar at Walkden. Well, orders were a bit thin on the ground this month so....

[DecadentDoll]

The Reverend Shipton. I can see Hayley in a rubber nuns uniform getting a spanking after confession! Oooooh vicar!

x

[Richard]

But DD, Hayley's confession would take all day, there would be no time for a couple of Hail Marys never mind a spanking.

Richard (atheist - Sorry if that caused offence to anyone)

[DecadentDoll]

Maybe time for a few bloody marys, couple of hello dollys! Hehe

Perhaps he could already have Hayley over his knee and spank as they went along!

I'm a dreamer!

Dolly (agnostic, as it happens )

[Hayley]

You hooked me at the rubber nun's outfit!

As Sotonude says confession would take all day so I have a season ticket to make sure I am spanked to penance (probably spelt wrong or a place in Cornwall). Every lunchtime I cover a weekend of my sinful life and my sluttish behaviour is spanked away by the Reverend. Of course , if Cardinal Sotonude (the unfrocked priest) and Mother Dolly would like to take confession as well that would clear the backlog quicker!

Sister Hayley (rhythm methodist)

PS I can see Miss Helen as a nun. Something about that angelic face....

[DecadentDoll]

Oh Mother Dolly!

I think you and I both need the rubber nuns outfit Hayley, Westward Bound do a really nice one *drools a bit* hehehe

It's all sounding like a wonderfully bawdy carry on scene, or indeed, something from the "Confessions of A..." series

heheheh

Im with you, Miss Helen would make a wonderful nun!

xxx

[TottyMcGee]

Hmm, me as a nun - think Julie Andrews with an enormous dark streak. One of my claims to fame is having lead a children's choir to a performance of Talking Heads' "Psycho Killer" in a christmas concert.

Dunk a Dolly, a curvy Dolly
Reams of really gooey sludge
Milk, a drink I pour on myself
Flans, so many ways to gunge
Soup, so nice poured overhead
La-shings of custard, cream and goop
Tip a bucket filled with jam
That'll bring us back to Dolly Dolly Dolly Dolly

Dolly reams milk flans soup lashings tip Dolly!

[andy250]

More pics though unfort, no nuns!!! though would look good sploshed.

[andy250]

Raven seems happy!!!!

[andy250]

Miss Helen appears to have lost something???

[andy250]

I think they've got fed up of the camera man!!! so they decied to hide...

[DecadentDoll]

Hmm, me as a nun - think Julie Andrews with an enormous dark streak. One of my claims to fame is having lead a children's choir to a performance of Talking Heads' "Psycho Killer" in a christmas concert.

Dunk a Dolly, a curvy Dolly
Reams of really gooey sludge
Milk, a drink I pour on myself
Flans, so many ways to gunge
Soup, so nice poured overhead
La-shings of custard, cream and goop
Tip a bucket filled with jam
That'll bring us back to Dolly Dolly Dolly Dolly

Dolly reams milk flans soup lashings tip Dolly!

I feel a video coming on heheheh, fantastic parody :D:D

As a side note, I LOVE saying the word "lashings" ...it feels really good on the tongue.

Dolly xxx

[Richard]

Very clever lyric Miss Helen, I tried singing it to the tune of the EU anthem, Beethoven's 9th symphony, last movement and it fitted perfectly. Was that the intention?

You know:
Freunde schone Gotte funken
Tochter aus elysium.........etc

[DecadentDoll]

im sure miss helen will answer soon, but i thought it was a parody of Do Re mi Fa So la Ti Do...

Funny though, you're right sotonude, it completely fits to the EU anthem..... im going to have it stuck in my head all day now hehehe

xxx

[Richard]

Yes I can see that now Dolly; the words make more sense .