Bill Shipton: Trend Setter

View · by **muckypup** » 20 Jul 2007, 20:54

I see Bill is a trend setter when it comes to medical procedures (and many other things too), no sooner has Bill had one than the most powerful man in the world (and possibly stupidest) has one too!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6909160.stm

View · by **DungeonMasterOne** » 20 Jul 2007, 22:55

Bill and George's Big Adventure?

<fx: runs away very fast!>

PS: I wonder what W's taste in nurses is like?

View · by **BillShipton** » 21 Jul 2007, 10:28

Hi

But since George talks out of his arse, his is the equivalent of clearing his throat.

The procedure isn't toooo bad but the prep is disgusting, shit flying in all directions. But then that is something else W is good at.

Since you ask, yes, I have a selection of polyps which are 'probably' caused by my Crohns Disease. If they are more serious, I shall be the one in the pub pissing my pension scheme up the wall.

Bill

PS Do you want to see a picture? Thought not.

View · by **wamram** » 21 Jul 2007, 10:58

You would have thoght George W Bush's brains would have got in the way when they stuck the camera up his arse :lol:

Bill I sypathise with you mate I've got Ulcerated Colitis and had the camera several times :shock:

View · by **Hayley** » 21 Jul 2007, 17:03

George Bush having a colonoscopy....

Were they looking for weapons of ass destruction?

Hayley (by the pool)
available for topical quiz shows, pop quizes etc etc

View · by **matt2matt2002** » 21 Jul 2007, 18:04

Since we all appear to be in 'confession' mode - may I also offer sincere sympathy to Bill.
I recently had a camera up my willy.
Since I have never had one up the bum I cannae compair the two but the willy camera was mega painful.

And they never found anything after all that!
Which I guess was a good thing!

View · by **muckypup** » 21 Jul 2007, 19:40

Hayley wrote:George Bush having a colonoscopy....

Were they looking for weapons of ass destruction?

Hayley (by the pool)
available for topical quiz shows, pop quizes etc etc

Yeah I think so, they couldn't find any though

View · by **BillShipton** » 22 Jul 2007, 01:46

matt2matt2002 wrote:I recently had a camera up my willy!

What I want to know is if they make a camera small enough to go up your willy, why can't they use that one up the bum?

By the way, Hay, I reckon they weren't looking for weapons of ass destruction up Bush's ass. They were looking for Tony Blair.

Bill

View · by **squirtuk** » 22 Jul 2007, 11:10

Was that your famous Ben Elton Impression Bill?

View · by **matt2matt2002** » 22 Jul 2007, 14:55

BillShipton wrote:
matt2matt2002 wrote:I recently had a camera up my willy!

What I want to know is if they make a camera small enough to go up your willy, why can't they use that one up the bum?

By the way, Hay, I reckon they weren't looking for weapons of ass destruction up Bush's ass. They were looking for Tony Blair.

Bill

I'm sure there's a joke somewhere here about the size of my dick and the size of your arse - but modesty forbids.......
:wink:

View · by **Spinynorman and Frilly** » 22 Jul 2007, 15:02

BillShipton wrote:
By the way, Hay, I reckon they weren't looking for weapons of ass destruction up Bush's ass. They were looking for Tony Blair.

Suppose it makes a change from a hampster.

View · by **Hayley** » 22 Jul 2007, 15:09

matt2matt2002 wrote:I'm sure there's a joke somewhere here about the size of my dick and the size of your arse - but modesty forbids.......

Believe me, there's nothing bigger than Bill's arse!

Hayley

View · by **messymercedes** » 24 Jul 2007, 22:48

Hayley wrote:
Hayley (by the pool)
available for topical quiz shows, pop quizes etc etc

Only BY the pool Hayley?

You should be in it :lol:

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