Let Hayley Have It!

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Lucky bed!

[Hayley]

Hi there

Thanks Paul for what turned into a three-night frig! Lovely stuff and superbly over the top. I can take a lot of that - just keep the outfits and the muck coming (not to mention me!).

The WPC one was very apt cos Bill and I were giggling away at his Look at Life DVD (a compilation of the short B films shown in Rank cinemas in the 60s) and it included what would now be called a docu-soap about 60s traffic wardens. Unlike the ones I remember, the meter maids in the film were all young and attractive and the uniforms...wow! Tightly belted tunic, slightly shorter than regulation skirt, gleaming buttons on the breast pockets like gold nipples and a tight fitting collar and tie - now if ever there was an outfit to get sploshed in, that's it!

So how about 60s-style meter maid Hayley being captured by a group of motorists who she has ticketed (quite wrongly of course) and are out for revenge? Very cruel revenge! Just a thought, but one that has kept me nice and warm all evening!

Please keep those stories rolling in. I reeeeaaaly love them

Love and thanks again
Hayley xxxx

PS If anyone knows where I can get a four-pocket trffic warden tunic from, I'd be very grateful!

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Hi Hayley

I'm glad that you liked the story, you never know if you keep you fingers crossed and your legs uncrossed, i might come up with another story or two if time allows.

As for the traffic wardens outfit there is a model called Kathy West (www.kathywest.com) who is a specialist uniform model (she does the occasional wet uniform set) and she only model genuine unforms so if you were to get in touch with her she may be able to help.

Hope this helps

Paul

Ps. If you get the uniform any chance of seeing wear it on the forum

[tony]

Drunken row in the pub about who can take the most wamming for the longest period leads to a challenge! The next day a mud pit is dug as hangovers clear but the challenge is still on. Bystanders are invited to turn up at midnight with anything they would like to throw over the contestants.
So just before 12, after a few drinks, Hayley and I head for the pit. To make the endurance test fair we are both dressed the same, boots, jeans, tees, sweaters and denim jackets.
On the stroke of midnight we both jump into the pit in steady and quite heavy rain. We roll in the wet mud and now the "public" join in. They start to launch their contributions into the pit and over us. We lie on our backs in the mud as the deluge begins. Eggs, flour, oil, custard, pies, beans, ketchup, mayo, relish, soup and more. It keeps coming. We roll around in the mess mixing it up into one huge goo. Picking up handfuls of the goo we slop it over each others heads and down inside our jeans and then continue to roll around in the mess. Slipping and sliding we keep rolling around in the mess.
By 1.00 am many have drifted away (how could they?). Just the occasional bag of flour, can of soup or box of eggs is being tossed into the pit. The timekeepers remain though and the rain (on this thankfully warm night) is still falling.
So how long do we stay in the pit and who gives up first?

Answers on a postcard please or of course you can speculate here! Can Hayley outwam Tony? Who will still be enjoying the mud/mess pit at 2.00, 3.00 or possibly even 4.00 on this wet night? Will we still be here at dawn? Endurance!

[Hayley]

I'm hard to beat when it comes to WAM Stamina (WAMina?), Tony! So the audience could keep it coming all night long!

Off to Spain for a couple of weeks (half work/half play), so will need lots of stuff to read on my laptop (a lonely girl needs something to get her fingers working). Please keep letting me have it.

Love and big thanks
Hayley x x

[wamram]

Seeing that Bill's unable to do his "duties" thought I'd resurrect this thread and give you a Sploshing in your nurses outfit

First sit you down on a big Gateaux with extra whipped cream (you've got no knickers on). Then picking a random bucket of messy I get you to hold your top open so I can pour it over your tits the bucket I picked up had custard and golden syrup in it then I empty the other five buckets over your head they contain red paint, mushy peas, baked beans, rice pudding and tomato soup. To finish it off you cop a barrage of pies until your unrecognizable under the messy the only thing that lets me know your under there is your little moans of pleasure.

Hope this quick virtual Sploshing satisfies your needs until Bill can resume his duties.

wamram xx

[Hayley]

Thanks Wamram

I am DELIGHTED somebody resurrected this thread especially after a weekend of "caring". Not very good at that. Would much rather be tied to a chair and given messy hell then a (fairly) rough fuck! Really looking forward to being battered with pies again!

So anyone else up for giving a randy nurse what she deserves???

Apart from anything else, it's time this forum had a bit more REALLY messy stuff on it.

Thanks again - me and my moist bits are extremely grateful!

Hayley
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PS Bill is now up and about but still a bit fragile, so be gentle with him! He is supposed to have four weeks off, but nobody could keep him away from sploshing that long!

[Spinynorman and Frilly]

So anyone else up for giving a randy nurse what she deserves???

A randy nurse deserves to have terrible messy revenge exacted on her via the pneumatic horror that is multiple hydraulic enemas.

Tubes would be inserted into the various openings of your naughty nurse’s outfit, into your stockings and also your knickers. Any other insertions would be left to your own imagination. Various types of gunge would then be blasted through the tubes so that the mess would converge with you being at the centre of it all. Because of the working of the hydraulics the tubes would vibrate and oscillate somewhat at the ends thereby scattering the mess and titillating the area concerned.

[Hayley]

Wooo...that sounds interesting!

Gives a whole new meaning to "I came by tube!"

Hayley x

[wamram]

You still here Hayley

I take it your after a sploshing if your still hanging about in here so......... Just a quickie to night

I push your head in to a bucket of semolina and while your having fun with your head in the bucket I pull up your little short skirt pull down you panties and give you a long hard pie spanking making sure it's rubbed into all the nooks and crannies

wamram xx

[Etonman]

Some good ideas in this thread, but I'm a bit surprised that it's not gone on longer, or produced other imaginative thoughts?
Looking at the new "Wam News" thread, how about we have Hayley as our immaculately dressed newsreader and weathergirl, being covered in different messes relating to her news and weather script?
Some obvious ones are those I've mentioned in the other thread....water shower when rain is forecast, and black oil and flour for the commodity prices. Any more, anyone?

[Hayley]

I push your head in to a bucket of semolina and while your having fun with your head in the bucket I pull up your little short skirt pull down you panties and give you a long hard pie spanking making sure it's rubbed into all the nooks and crannies

wamram xx

Pie spanking is great fun and I love it, especially face down in a bucket of something.

Another version is to fill my knickers with something (eggs, rotten tomatoes etc) then slap my bum with a paddle smashing them and and splattering the contents all over (not to mention squrting them into all my bits!). A great punishment.

[Hayley]

Some good ideas in this thread, but I'm a bit surprised that it's not gone on longer, or produced other imaginative thoughts?
Looking at the new "Wam News" thread, how about we have Hayley as our immaculately dressed newsreader and weathergirl, being covered in different messes relating to her news and weather script?
Some obvious ones are those I've mentioned in the other thread....water shower when rain is forecast, and black oil and flour for the commodity prices. Any more, anyone?

Yes, it's been done before on several videos but Who Cares!

Food prices, share prices, weather, yes....ideas please. I like the idea of trying to keep a po-face like that smug Kaplinski woman! Unforunately I am a chronic giggler!

[Squelch]

Apart from anything else, it's time this forum had a bit more REALLY messy stuff on it.

something perhaps like this?....

To let you have it good and proper I’d make sure you were wearing one of your nicest grey business suits with all the trimmings. Taking your red lipstick I’d draw some squiggles on your back and make out it was a giant cock and balls before stapling your lapels together (to stop you taking the jacket off) and ordering you down the local shop for final provisions.

Once back, and feeling suitably embarrassed (I wouldn’t want you to get into real trouble of course) your sploshing would begin. I’d start by filling your leather slip on shoes with soft spread before squishing your stockinged feet back into them. Then I’d sit you down in a plain wooden chair and tie your hands behind your back. With head held high, your food shower would begin. Everything over the head and face and definitely no clean-ups in between courses! Smelly cold soup, mushy peas, rice pudding, meatballs in gravy and spaghetti hoops all from catering sized tins of course. Then ketchup and custard and a slimy margarine, strawberry jam and boot polish shampoo to finish. A litre of vegetable oil over the head and another dusting of flour completes the ‘fucked up’ look.

Now I’d leave you for half an hour to stew whilst I went for a cuppa and finished preparing ‘the vat.’

Untied and bent over the back of the chair, your skirt would be whisked up and those knickers packed with skinned plum tomatoes, baked beans and used tea bags (well it’s something different isn’t it!?)The fanny-packing wedgie which would follow would be nothing compared to the ‘six of the best’ smacks across your bare arse cheeks which would leave them in desperate need of a cooling ointment – but not just yet!

Stood up, I’d roughly rip apart the stapled lapels of your once pristine suit jacket, do something similar with your silk blouse and ease out your boobs to let them hang rudely over the front of your bra.

Now for the vat! In comes a 10 gallon drum with contents so heavy that I’d need a porter’s trolley to wheel it into the room. It would have a helpful label on the side to read:

‘Warning. Only to be administered in large doses to really filthy gunge pigs. Contents: Thick porridge (one bucketful). Black house paint (one large tin). Ketchup (one catering sized tub). Gelatinised used cooking oils (one gallon). Flour (3 bags). Rotten eggs (3 dozen) Chimney soot (one bag) Vaseline (2 tubs) Dog food (5 tins of ‘Meaty chunks and tripe’…yum yum!)’

And it fucking stinks. I’d probably be wearing rubber gloves and from your feet up, I would slowly plaster your whole body in the thick black clag. Shoes and feet to start with, then stockinged legs and of course concentrating on that hot bot. The once pristine grey suit would be transformed into a cloying rag and you will never know whether or not you walked down the main street with a big cock and balls drawn on your back.

Then your boobs would get the treatment from my filthy rubber hands. Every scrap of clean clothing and bare skin from the neck down would get the smelly black gunge. Now for your head. Handful after handful of glop would be shampooed into your hair, filling your ears, nose and eyes. What a foul sight you would be.

With garden shears, I’d snip and hack away at your tattered clothes until with a final cut, your panties would plop to the floor. You would then be ordered to scrape the really greasy dregs from the drum and make sure that every square inch of flesh was a uniform greasy black. Then I’d leave the room.

If I return, things may get rather rude. Do you want to see me back?

[Hayley]

Bring it on, Squelch!

Loving the black greasy body coverage and my head turned into an unrecognisable blob of muck, my sodden stinking suit hanging in ribbons off my poor abused body.

Guess that makes me a filthy gunge pig! Well, I'm proud of that!

Happy to hear more. If it is VERY rude then maybe it should be a PM but otherwise do your worst!

If you need a starting point, some plates of leftovers slapped in my face always works for me!

Thanks and keep it up (in every sense)

Hayley x x x