Mine is like this...
Tho sadly my tits aren't!
Looks good with thigh boots!
Bill's Comedy Hernia - the Patient Returns...
by matt2matt2002 » 27 May 2007, 12:20
Your last piccie don't come out Halles!
I think sex is better than logic
but I can't prove it.
but I can't prove it.
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by TottyMcGee » 27 May 2007, 12:46
I think our female readers would appreciate a picture of Nurse Helen!!
Don't you, girls and girlies?
Hayley
Hmm, I don't really have a nurse's uniform, but I'll see what I can do when I get a chance.
I presume you'll be wanting it sploshed?
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by Spinynorman and Frilly » 27 May 2007, 16:42
Hayley wrote:
Mine is like this...
Tho sadly my tits aren't!
Looks good with thigh boots!
That's a really nice and sexy dress. Has yours stayed as shiny?
Kind regards, Spinynorman and Frilly
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Still messing about after all these years!
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by Hayley » 27 May 2007, 17:09
I think I speak for all the girls - real and surreal - when I say a sploshed Nurse Helen would be even better. Of course if any of our other 'girls' want to join in, please feel free...
Think I have fixed the photo, Matt, and yes, Spiny, the dress is as shiny as pictured. It is new and as yet unsploshed. Being rather tall, it hangs somewhat higher and barely covers my bottom (back and front!) but looks brilliant with boots or stockings and sussies. But even I would think twice about wearing it in the pub.
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Think I have fixed the photo, Matt, and yes, Spiny, the dress is as shiny as pictured. It is new and as yet unsploshed. Being rather tall, it hangs somewhat higher and barely covers my bottom (back and front!) but looks brilliant with boots or stockings and sussies. But even I would think twice about wearing it in the pub.
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by Spinynorman and Frilly » 27 May 2007, 18:32
Great bit of sploshing there in the blue inflatable chair. As we've said before there is a certain something about those chairs.
Is that you under the gunge Hayley?
Is that you under the gunge Hayley?
Kind regards, Spinynorman and Frilly
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by andy250 » 27 May 2007, 20:08
Hope Bill is getting better, no going to the pub for the sunday night quiz.
Hmmm Nurse, Miss Helen hey!! I dont see why it can't be done. Might have to get in touch with Angel Mandy and Lou. I have a blow up bed we could use. (going for the carry on nursing skit!!!)
That would look well getting blown up in the street off one the cars!!!!!
Anybody coming forward to be a patient!!
regards
Andy
Hmmm Nurse, Miss Helen hey!! I dont see why it can't be done. Might have to get in touch with Angel Mandy and Lou. I have a blow up bed we could use. (going for the carry on nursing skit!!!)
That would look well getting blown up in the street off one the cars!!!!!
Anybody coming forward to be a patient!!
regards
Andy
by DecadentDoll » 28 May 2007, 01:19
Having been away from my pc, ive missed this thread....
YES id love to see Nurse Helen, and i wouldnt mind being a patient either
i'll have to get my own nurses outfit on, ive got a black pvc one, menacing nurse, rar!
YES id love to see Nurse Helen, and i wouldnt mind being a patient either
i'll have to get my own nurses outfit on, ive got a black pvc one, menacing nurse, rar!
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Dr Seuss
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by Spinynorman and Frilly » 28 May 2007, 08:18
Hayley wrote:Spinynorman and Frilly wrote:Is that you under the gunge Hayley?
Yup, sure is!
Fantastic! Did you you get gunged with anything else afterwards seeing as you say to like to go for a pretty heavy gunging when you get the chance?
Kind regards, Spinynorman and Frilly
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by BillShipton » 29 May 2007, 12:08
Hello again everybody!
Have emerged from bed after a weekend being 'cared for' by Hayley. Since I was meant to be 'resting', Hayley parading round in a ludicrously short pvc nurse's uniform was scarcely what the NHS recommended. Nor were her idea of 'bed baths' which didn't include any mess but a great deal of soapy water and rubbing! Not many NHS nurses sit on your face to do it either! No wonder I'm more knackered now than when I came out of hospital. Very enjoyable, giggly weekend tho, even if it did make me a bit sore!
Thank you all so much for the good wishes and to everyone who sent pictures. PLEASE DON'T STOP! Only too happy to make this a messy nurse thread! Dolly...you have your orders!
Hospital was fine. Sister Trish looked after me during the day and Nurse Jill at night - both blessed with a fabulously cynical sense of humour. Also thanks to Nurse Jo who got used to me calling her Mum, despite being half my age, cos she was always asking motherly questions like "have you had a wash yet?" Operation aside, the other patients and the staff made it a good laugh.
Still full of painkillers, so a bit woozy, and shuffling around like an OAP but hopefully that will pass in a week. Missing the people in the pub - not to mention Gilly and the Splosh Gang - but brain still a bit dead. Thanks for keeping the forum lively in my absence (I'm really enjoying catching up with it) and, of course, thanks to Hayley who sent out last week's orders and made the sexiest if least clinical nurse I could have hoped for. She will so get it when I am back up to speed!
You are all a great bunch.
Have emerged from bed after a weekend being 'cared for' by Hayley. Since I was meant to be 'resting', Hayley parading round in a ludicrously short pvc nurse's uniform was scarcely what the NHS recommended. Nor were her idea of 'bed baths' which didn't include any mess but a great deal of soapy water and rubbing! Not many NHS nurses sit on your face to do it either! No wonder I'm more knackered now than when I came out of hospital. Very enjoyable, giggly weekend tho, even if it did make me a bit sore!
Thank you all so much for the good wishes and to everyone who sent pictures. PLEASE DON'T STOP! Only too happy to make this a messy nurse thread! Dolly...you have your orders!
Hospital was fine. Sister Trish looked after me during the day and Nurse Jill at night - both blessed with a fabulously cynical sense of humour. Also thanks to Nurse Jo who got used to me calling her Mum, despite being half my age, cos she was always asking motherly questions like "have you had a wash yet?" Operation aside, the other patients and the staff made it a good laugh.
Still full of painkillers, so a bit woozy, and shuffling around like an OAP but hopefully that will pass in a week. Missing the people in the pub - not to mention Gilly and the Splosh Gang - but brain still a bit dead. Thanks for keeping the forum lively in my absence (I'm really enjoying catching up with it) and, of course, thanks to Hayley who sent out last week's orders and made the sexiest if least clinical nurse I could have hoped for. She will so get it when I am back up to speed!
You are all a great bunch.
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by DecadentDoll » 29 May 2007, 19:57
Hello Bill!!!
Glad to hear everything was fine and you had a dirty hayley looking after you well
i'll get the nurses outfit on asap with some syrup on the go.
xoxox
Glad to hear everything was fine and you had a dirty hayley looking after you well
i'll get the nurses outfit on asap with some syrup on the go.
xoxox
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by Spinynorman and Frilly » 29 May 2007, 20:44
BillShipton wrote:
Not many NHS nurses sit on your face to do it either!
They certainly didn't do that when I had my tonsils out. Would have been more of a treat than the ice cream. Mind you social services might have had something to say about it as I was only seven at the time.
Kind regards, Spinynorman and Frilly
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by DecadentDoll » 29 May 2007, 23:33
Spinynorman and Frilly wrote:BillShipton wrote:
Not many NHS nurses sit on your face to do it either!
They certainly didn't do that when I had my tonsils out. Would have been more of a treat than the ice cream. Mind you social services might have had something to say about it as I was only seven at the time.
hahahahahahahahhaah omg i almost wet my knickers reading that!
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