Fiesta...

[welshcakes]

I was perusing the music mags in a newsagents ealier on when I completely and utterley accidently glanced up at the top shelf. I couldn't help but notice that the latest issue of Fiesta comes with a DVD entitled Custard Tarts, with three custard-covered lovelies on the cover. Unfortunately, I was with one of the sales execs from work, who being quite sweet and naive regards me as a fine upstanding man, and so couldn't buy it there and then. But I will. So, get down to your nearest newsagent now, friends!
Okay then, don't.

[christh]

I will not buy one unless I get a report that it is worth my while: I've got one called The girls of FHM (simply awesome, according to the cover) which to my memory is a nipple-free zone. What we need is a strand where we can post a short report on what the media offers us, either on the top shelf or eleswhere.

For example I have Splosh's own Pie-Eyed Wives DVD, which is highly recommended fot its lighthearted slapstick and nudity: I particularly like Bill and Layla (are they reading this out there?) in their kitchen. I have been waiting for too long for the sequel Mucky Puppies.

In fact we need two strands, one for things which will go away (ephemerata, if you're posh) and another for DVDs and books available over time.

Perhaps, you who run the forum, they could be separate areas, replacing or augmenting others that are little used? A chance for would-be critics!

[BillShipton]

Hi

I'm sure it will be okay in a glam sort of way. Would be interested to see it myself.

I'm sorry about the wait for Mucky Puppies on DVD. Every time we start it, something goes wrong (credit card billing companies etc). Next week, after my return from hospital (yes, the NHS are finally getting to grips with my hernia) I shall be stuck indoors not filming for a couple of weeks so perhaps I'll make some progress on it.

I don't know if Layla and her Bill are out there. last time I heard she was making hard core porn videos!!

The Other Bill

PS We are happy to alter the sections of the forum if people have ideas they think worth a separate area.

[Spinynorman and Frilly]

I don't know if Layla and her Bill are out there. last time I heard she was making hard core porn videos!!

Messy ones by any chance?

Good luck with the hernia by the way.

[muckypup]

I will not buy one unless I get a report that it is worth my while: I've got one called The girls of FHM (simply awesome, according to the cover) which to my memory is a nipple-free zone.

Custard Tarts certainly sounds a lot more promising than the Girls of FHM, I would have thought that the 2 magazines were quite different too, although they are converging over time! Maybe you need to migrate to Nuts or something???

[LeRex]

Get my copy of Fiesta this morning with the Custard Tarts DVD. It not too bad either, has the 3 lovelies on the front of the DVD having a splosh session with whipped cream, custard (of course), syrup, milk, and other food stuff.

Coverage is okay, but not total mega thick (i.e. Splosh's own Gooey Girlies), very little face coverage.
The whole thing lasts about an hour, which is not bad for a freebie, and I would say it's worth the purchase.

The mag itself has a photoshoot featuring two girls and splurge guns (Bugsy Malone style), there is also a pic of a girl with her fanny covered in custard in the story pages.

If you fancy getting this yourself, then I'd hurry as the next issue of Fiesta comes out next week, (Thursday I think).

[TraderJones]

Sounds good! Pity theres no descent newsagents around here!

LeRex whats your avatar anim from? Looks like a nice scene!?

[Spinynorman and Frilly]

Only just noticed that the girl in the background has got stockings on.

[LeRex]

Thanks for the comment on my avatar, the anim is from Mary Hell: Custard Case.
The anim is from the first scene, two naughty schoolgirls, and a teacher.
Bucket fulls of custard, and whipped cream, and yes, stripped down to stockings and suspenders Then a bit further.

Oh god I'm gonna have to watch it again now.

[Richard]

Re; Custard Tarts,
I quite liked the main film but there is other stuff on the disc which requires a PIN number, accessed by a premium phone line, costing £3 per portion. Has anyone actually done this? If so, what do you get for your money?