You'r First Crush

View · by **MadamHelen** » 07 May 2007, 19:25

Ok i am going to be really nosey now. I had a very naughty dream which involved getting messy with Morton Harkett from A-ha remember them?who i might add still looks mighty fine and i would not hesitste to have a roll round a custard covered floor with.

Madam Helen

Yes i understand this may give your age away saying no names Bill xx

View · by **Jonny** » 07 May 2007, 22:23

Jet from Gladiators. Oh yes. She came so close to being gunged too on the Kids show Gimme 5, but they did Hunter instead. Cue dissappointed Jonny and Ulrika licking the goo off the walking pectoral.

View · by **muddy_clothes** » 08 May 2007, 03:38

It was someone from the Mid-80's Nickelodeon shows for sure. I'm not sure the FIRST but a couple who came to mind were

Some sort of kids talkshow with 3-4 hosts and in a "craft" segment one of the cute female hosts poured a ton of paint onto some paper on the floor, made a paint angel, and proceded to rub it all over her. I don't remember the hostess but the scene I sure do.

Anette Chavez and later Jessica Gaines from Wild & Crazy Kids. I always wanted to be on there and get in the mud with them. I liked Anette for looks, but Jessica was the more-fun freak, as Anette was more stuck-up and did the "clean" games. They both had a couple of good, messy games though. The pudding pool was always a good one.

Candice Cameron on super-sloppy Double Dare. I liked her on Full House but was really into her on DD. I think she was the least messy of any contestant...ever. LOL

Finally, some sort of kids saturday/sunday morning show that initially ran for 3 hours, had skits, cartoons, and music, they cut it back in time and swapped hosts a lot. I remember one game in particular, put on overalls, slide into a wading pool of mud, get out, fill up a paper plate, set it on a table, then take off your overalls, put them on the clothesline, send them to your teammate who does the same. I remember one girl went headfirst (and got muddy) and lost a shoe in the mud. The hot female host went over to the pool and held it to the camera and talked about the ooey messy mud. I was hoping she'd wear the shoe, or get in the pool, but never did.

View · by **Sidi** » 08 May 2007, 16:03

Sally James :oops:

And yes, I am old enough, wasn't then though :lol:

View · by **muckypup** » 08 May 2007, 20:42

Jonny wrote:Jet from Gladiators. Oh yes. She came so close to being gunged too on the Kids show Gimme 5, but they did Hunter instead. Cue dissappointed Jonny and Ulrika licking the goo off the walking pectoral.

Wow good call, I'd love to do a bit of messy wrestling with her!

View · by **Richard** » 08 May 2007, 23:46

muckypup wrote:
Jonny wrote:Jet from Gladiators. Oh yes. She came so close to being gunged too on the Kids show Gimme 5, but they did Hunter instead. Cue dissappointed Jonny and Ulrika licking the goo off the walking pectoral.

Wow good call, I'd love to do a bit of messy wrestling with her!

You have a death-wish???? :lol:

View · by **stace** » 09 May 2007, 03:13

I never had any gunge-crushes as such, but there's celebs out there that I'd love to see in a tank (while sitting on their knee). I don't know if you guys get the show over there, but it's called Supernatural. It's got Jensen Ackles and Jarad Padalecki in it - (smoking HOT!)

I nabbed the box set for like AU$5 in Malaysia and was watching the behind the scenes bits - very cute funny boys...yummmmy! The pilot ep saw Jensen taking a leap off a bridge (car with a ghost driving it was coming at him). Next scene you see him getting up covered in mud!!! Wish I was in charge of make up or SFX that day...*drool*

Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner from Pirates... soooo many wetlook scenes!! I'd jump on either of them in a heartbeat! Plus Johnny got gunged at the end of Pirates 2! He got gunged at a KCAs as well... hot hot hot!

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 09 May 2007, 14:20

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes the boys from Supernatural would SO get it! lets double team em Stace!

Bruce Campbell or David Bowie for me, I wasnt like the other little girls, i gotta say.

View · by **muckypup** » 09 May 2007, 18:13

sotonude wrote:
muckypup wrote:
Jonny wrote:Jet from Gladiators. Oh yes. She came so close to being gunged too on the Kids show Gimme 5, but they did Hunter instead. Cue dissappointed Jonny and Ulrika licking the goo off the walking pectoral.

Wow good call, I'd love to do a bit of messy wrestling with her!

You have a death-wish????

Well as I said in relation to Bill testing out different shaving foams by being smothered by Clown Julie's breasts.... what a way to go!!!

View · by **andy250** » 10 May 2007, 13:25

I too have to admit to having a bit of a thing for Sally James, it was those pies and gunge!!!!!! oh the memories!!! :lol:

regards

Andy

View · by a » 10 May 2007, 13:39

I've always had a thing for uniforms so for me it was an actress called Nula Conwell who played WPC Viv Martella in the Bill, she was also the barmaid in Only Fools and Horses, but it was in that Police Uniform that she did it for me and i'm sure there were a couple of episodes in which she ended up in mud and a river.

She can take down my particulars any day!

View · by **starbrightnight** » 14 May 2007, 12:33

Natalie Wood - she was, of course, pied in The Great Race - still a sploshing classic to me- but she was a great candidate, being a very sexy, glamorous old style film star, unlike many modern female film stars, who though very attractive, and fine actresses, don't seem to have the same glamour and sexiness ( feel free to disagree with me about this).

Thinking about contemporary candidates - well, what about some of the women in The Apprentice. I would definitely like to see that stuck -up Katy get a good sploshing. Or Christina.

I would also love these very dominant and undeniably sexy women to give me a good sploshing.

View · by **Hayley** » 14 May 2007, 13:26

starbrightnight wrote:Thinking about contemporary candidates - well, what about some of the women in The Apprentice. I would definitely like to see that stuck -up Katy get a good sploshing.

Personally, I'd like to see Katy get a good slapping!

But back to the original question. Since that was about FIRST crushes, I have to come out and admit that I was a weenybopper Bay City Roller fan (aged 10!). I had the posters and a little satin bomber jacket with tartan cuffs, what a brat!

Of course at that age I had no real sexual thoughts. My first crush of that sort was probably Alice Cooper. I've liked quite ugly, mad blokes ever since (can you tell?). Would probably still go a bit gooey if I met him. And then there's Mick Foley the wrestler as I mentioned before...

Now I don't have crushes so much as people I'd like to be. I'd love to be Uma Thurman (or possible Daryl Hannah) in Kill Bill. Of the two, I probably dress more like Daryl and would love to have her attitude. Would also love to do a messy version of the fight scene between the two of them in Kill Bill 2.

Yeah, I know I'm weird.

Love
Hayley x x

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