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A song for your-slop

Postby TottyMcGee » 08 May 2007, 20:37

Thought I'd start a new thread on this rather than continue to hijack Dolly's More thread, but Kev mentioning the idea of a sploshers' band awakened a few ideas I had along those lines a while back.

Here's what I posted on that thread, just to get it in one place;

The problem with a sploshing band is the matter of protecting the equipment, along with the usual problems with regard to setting up in a venue - you could never appear on a bill with other bands as it would render the stage unusable, all that wet stuff combined with electronics is a health and safety nightmare and properly miking up a singer who's going to get covered in gunge is a particular bother.

However, I have had thoughts in the past about a project along these lines (in particular from when I was doing the Messharmonic Orchestra tracks that accompanied our Wamdrogony videos), so maybe there could be a collaboration in the works here.
It'd be best to approach it as a performance with live music elements rather than a proper band - one idea for a more electronic/industrial based version would be one or two musicians set up behind a clear plastic sheet (this in itself presents an interesting visual if done right, particularly as the sheet gradually gets splattered) with the front people involved in messy performance on a plastic sheeted area at the front of the stage, lip synching to vocal samples in the music - say for example Dolly and Josie were performing in front, I would build the songs around samples of their voices to create the tracks and build the live music side around that. I've even got the barebones arrangement of an EBM version of "The Bucket Of Water" song that'd suit this sort of thing well.

So it's crazy, but it could work and would be a lot of fun putting together. Between us I think we have the collective expertise to make a good go of it at least as a one-off show, should we want to.


Thinking further about it, a live show would be fun to do down the line but even if that doesn't happen, wouldn't it be cool to do a sploshers' concept album? I'm willing to produce it (from home, natch - no need to spend any money on this thing if we're just doing it for fun, but we live in the an age where it's simple matter to release it properly should we so desire, if only as an act of musical terrorism), in fact I've got a load of suitable material sitting around from Wamdrogony videos and it'd be a fun way to bring us all together on a project. I know there are other musicians in our little community (Wamadeus?) who might be up for a little collaboration, and it'd be great fun giving some of our girls the popstar treatment.

So, anyone up for it?
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Postby kev36663 » 08 May 2007, 20:53

I'm a very bad musician... (hence why I write about music and not write music... ) but would really love to be involved in a musical project.

That probably doesn't help...!
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Postby the bulber » 08 May 2007, 21:27

(Tunefully) It's only me from by the sea, I'm Barnacle Bill the splosher. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby DecadentDoll » 09 May 2007, 01:51

i sing, used to play guitar but am a bit rusty on that front im afraid... piano too. am actually picking up instruments more and more these days cos i hate how i lost what i had.

im up for it :)
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Postby christh » 09 May 2007, 08:19

If you want a aged bearded drummer (no use for Z Z Top) I am your man. Or sax? Bagpipes? Anything?
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Postby Hayley » 09 May 2007, 09:53

Sorry I have absolutely no musical talent whatsoever!

But if you need someone to dance in the background when ou appear on TV...

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Postby andy250 » 09 May 2007, 15:31

I am going to do a 'simon Cowell here' and say the triangle, so that I can claim the rights from the songs... make a fortune and re-tire to my gunge villa in spain (Hayley can sell it to me....)

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Postby Nero » 09 May 2007, 17:28

I'm a guitarist, singer, synth programmer and a dab hand at producing... i'm a music student training to be a session guitar/ teacher, so i'd be most heinously up for it. =)

preview some of my work and give me a bell if you need me?

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Postby a » 10 May 2007, 12:03

If you need a hand changing some lyrics to a more Splosh like state and you like Wambo Number 5 & Bohemian Sploshody give me a shout with suggestions and i will see what i can do. It may take a while depending on demands of work but i will have a go

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Postby christh » 11 May 2007, 07:03

Miscellaneous ideas

Splosh! might be a suitable name for the group: if Bill would allow it, the excellent logo would grace my bass drum and be generally useful.

Rehearsals: presumably there are possibilities in St Leonards, or Leeds. I have a double garage in in High Wycombe which would be big enough but rather chilly unless we can get some heat in. What we need is something free which wouldn’t mind getting a tad messy.

Material. Alongside the pastiches which have been provided by Paulthepieman, there must be a lot of songs which we could sing as they are, adding appropriate actions. I shall start a list which others may wish to add to.

Singing in the Rain
Raindrops keep falling on my head
Mississippi Mud
The Hippopotamus Song
The Lumberjack Song
When Father Papered the Parlour
When the Old Dun Cow caught fire
Has anybody seen my cock?

As for the band itself, we need a musical director to make arrangements.
A small group of instruments (drums, bass, guitar, keyboards?)
One or two extrovert lead singers, and a backing group which should be visually stunning. For inspiration I might look at Viv Sanshall’s (RIP!) Bonzo Dog Doo Da Band, and Ivor Biggun.
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Postby BillShipton » 11 May 2007, 09:51

I have written several more recent rock parodies (including some Meatloaf and Queen) that definitely need recording. We also have on CD a version of Let Me Entertain You which we adapted and have yet to use.
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Postby welshcakes » 12 May 2007, 13:46

Couldn't carry a tune in a bucket, me.
Look, if you're all going to throw pies around would you mind throwing them at me!!!
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Postby TottyMcGee » 12 May 2007, 20:39

Thanks to all of you for showing an interest.

It seems we've two seperate but related ideas here - a studio project that can then be integrated into a live performance and a full live band doing splosh-themed parody songs.

For the CD project, it is not only possible but actually rather attractive to have various contributors supplying different songs for a compilation as it will save a lot of headaches about getting people together and we can still come together for specific tracks. For some of the tracks I have in mind, I'd very much like to get vocal samples from some of the stars of our scene (if possible including you, Bill). Musical talent really isn't an issue - spoken word samples are fine, there'll be a lot of punk ethic involved and with a bit of production we can make something out of whatever we have.
Do bear in mind that if we have any designs on selling this thing licensing becomes an issue if we include cover versions or parodies that sound like the originals.

About the live show;
For reasons already stated I can imagine a lot of problems with using mess on the same stage as electric instruments, so taking the live band route I see four ways around this;

1) Use only acoustic instruments with no amplification
2) Use old, broken or fake instruments to mime a live performance without actually switching anything on, leaving us free to throw the gunge at will
3) Just perform a set of Splosh themed covers without any actual mess involved.
4) The concept I mentioned before with musicians placed behind a clear plastic sheet with messy stuff going on in front.

Option 1 relies on using instruments that are good enough for performance but not so good that we mind them getting covered in gunk - do-able with junk/car boot instruments but will require a quite a bit more arrangement and rehearsal.

Option 2 is a bit more fun and requires less rehearsal, but will need a bit of staging and thought to stop it from getting old after one song.

Option 3 calls for a very specific audience to be in on the joke and will soar over the heads of anyone else - I don't like doing these things as a pure indulgence, feeling that if you put something on a stage on a public venue it does need to at least have a chance of entertaining the general public.

Option 4 allows for both messy goings on and live music elements, but does erect a barrier between the musicians and the messy stuff.

All thoughts and comments appreciated. :)
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Postby TottyMcGee » 12 May 2007, 20:59

Some more specific replies to the comments so far;

kev36663 wrote:I'm a very bad musician... (hence why I write about music and not write music... ) but would really love to be involved in a musical project.


Kev, you'd be ideal to manage/co-ordinate this, to help get everyone together and promote the project.

DecadentDoll wrote:i sing, used to play guitar but am a bit rusty on that front im afraid... piano too. am actually picking up instruments more and more these days cos i hate how i lost what i had.


Dolly, that's fantastic, you are someone I definitely want involved in this.


ChrisH wrote:If you want a aged bearded drummer (no use for Z Z Top) I am your man. Or sax? Bagpipes? Anything?


Nice to have you on board! :) I wonder, is it possible to squirt stuff out of bagpipes?

Splosh! might be a suitable name for the group: if Bill would allow it, the excellent logo would grace my bass drum and be generally useful.
Rehearsals: presumably there are possibilities in St Leonards, or Leeds. I have a double garage in in High Wycombe which would be big enough but rather chilly unless we can get some heat in. What we need is something free which wouldn’t mind getting a tad messy.


Remember we've got a very hot summer coming in prospect, so heating rehearsal spaces needn't be too much of a concern. So if you've no objection to using your garage, that'd be lovely! :)

As for the band itself, we need a musical director to make arrangements.
A small group of instruments (drums, bass, guitar, keyboards?)
One or two extrovert lead singers, and a backing group which should be visually stunning. For inspiration I might look at Viv Sanshall’s (RIP!) Bonzo Dog Doo Da Band, and Ivor Biggun.


I think between us we can manage all that. Nice selection of influences too - may I add Spike Jones and his City Slickers, Screamin' Lord Sutch and his Raving Savages, The Rocky Horror Show and Toyah's "I'm a misery" performance on Tiswas.

Hayley wrote:Sorry I have absolutely no musical talent whatsoever!

But if you need someone to dance in the background when ou appear on TV...


As I mentioned, talent isn't really a problem here so long as we can make it fun. Be terrific to have you there dancing or doing anything else!

Nero wrote:I'm a guitarist, singer, synth programmer and a dab hand at producing... i'm a music student training to be a session guitar/ teacher, so i'd be most heinously up for it. =)
preview some of my work and give me a bell if you need me?


Be great to work with you, I'll be in touch. :)

BillShipton wrote:I have written several more recent rock parodies (including some Meatloaf and Queen) that definitely need recording. We also have on CD a version of Let Me Entertain You which we adapted and have yet to use.


Sounds good! :)
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Postby BillShipton » 13 May 2007, 14:09

Having seen the Song for Europe last night Hayley and I are a brilliant singers, dancers, musicians, composers and performers! Bloody hell what a load of old bollocks that was.

And Wogan was pissed as usual at the end and making a complete arse of that as well.
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