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MERCEDES:OME'LETTES SEE ME GET MESSY WITH THIS

Postby messymercedes » 01 May 2007, 10:29

Hi,

I started making myself an omelette the other night & that was it - wat a great messy idea! So I mixed up a large jug of the stuff & well...here u go! (Damn it was cold!!) Obviously - that wasn't enuff mess for me so I used more eggs...breaking them over & on my head & body. Breaking them on my chest & letting them roll down my trousers & knickers, squishing them & feeling it ooze down my legs! mmmmm! You thought that was enuff - I know...but not for me....then came the pies! POW! Wat next?? Shaving foam! I filled my trousers to the max & then pushed it down my legs & out it came from the bottom of my trousers.....the perfect way to unwind after a long hard days' work - don't u agree?! :lol:

**full photo set available on my site now**

luv

Cede xxx
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Postby a » 01 May 2007, 11:32

What a Cracking set of pictures they are Eggcellent you have really Eggcelled your self this time.

I'll go now before i inflict any more dodgy egg yoke (sorry!) Jokes

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Postby andy250 » 01 May 2007, 14:13

Great pics Cedes, love the second pic, its just a jem.

regards

Andy
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Postby wamram » 01 May 2007, 19:24

andy250 wrote:Great pics Cedes, love the second pic, its just a jem.

regards

Andy


Yep it's a gem :D :D I like I like :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby chantelle » 01 May 2007, 21:53

:shock: :shock: Cede babe you are "Eggscelling" yourself :lol:

kisses

Chantelle
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ps: ok i'll get me coat :cry:
I just love to be messy
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Postby Mike Nomic » 01 May 2007, 22:14

Omelettes?! That fourth photograph looks like two lovely large fried eggs - sunny side up!!

Great shots.
Normality is subjective!
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Postby Philis » 01 May 2007, 23:37

I can't belive how egg-siteingly sexy you look


yes I know

Eggsits stage left
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Postby Squelch » 02 May 2007, 00:25

Now thats what I call a proper pie in the face (pic 2)

Very sexy :P
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Postby Devo77 » 02 May 2007, 00:34

Great pics Mercedes!
And Swing It!!!
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Postby custard_lover » 05 Nov 2007, 19:03

love that second pic with the pie :D
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Postby andy250 » 05 Nov 2007, 20:19

aahh cedes!!! I see we both have made the same wise choice on the shaving foam, we use that regualr up here.

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Postby easy_as_ » 05 Nov 2007, 20:26

:shock: :D :D :D

I can't believe all these puns . . . . !

However, not to be out done (!), I just wondered if this is the set that means you have truly come out of your shell ?

I particularly liked the jug pouring . . . ahem, . . . ova your head !

I am glad you didn't chicken out of the idea once you thought of it !
Well, that's it I haven't got hennymore wisecracks . . .

. . . indeed. Un oeuf, already ! . . . . . as they say !

Nice pics ! I really do like the one where you splat the plate on your head !

:D


easy_as_ . . . . . . . or should that be . . . . eggs over easy ?

Hmmmmmm . . . . . ? ***ponders and smiles . . . ***



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Who ate all the pies ? What a waste of pie !
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