Gelli Baff, my first encounter, and probably my last!
Having seen mention on this forum of Gelli Baff ™ I thought it was something that might appeal to me, so I went ahead and bought some. I had been quite surprised at the lack of comment on it, and also the lack of reports about its use (or abuse!!)
Although I have an understanding and tolerant partner, I thought right from the outset, that she would not be interested in playing with the goo, so I took the opportunity to experiment, whilst she was out.
I filled the bath with about twice the indicated amount of water, and poured in two sachets of the mixture. At this point I was quite disappointed with the thickness of the goop, and so poured in a third. This got the ball rolling and I suddenly had a bath filled with a very think mixture of odd coloured goo.
At this point, I decided there was one thing missing. Ah yes me! So In I got.
I should say at this point, I had read on the internet about how Jelly Bath (the original, but less fun product) was sold to serious adult punters, to reduce water heat loss, and thus extend the comfortable bathing window., so I had been careful about the temperature I had set the water.
The second disappointment of the day was the consistency of the goop. It was grainy and very “unsticky”. Not really sexually exciting at all!
I played in it, I rolled in it. I filled my clothes with it. I played with myself in it! Ok, so messy is not really my thing, I prefer just wet, but I thought I might have liked it. It didn’t work for me.
With reference to the comments about temperature, it had started to cool, and I was starting to feel uncomfortable. I ran the hot tap, and reached for the dissolving sachets.
Now at this point I would love to use one of my favourite comments.. It did exactly what it said on the tin. Word of warning here folks IT DIDN’T!
I added more water, and mixed it up, but it totally failed to all turn back to harmless water! A lot of it stayed as gloopy as it had been. The watery stuff still had the beady constancy. I had to get out of the bath and into the shower, and spend some considerable time showering to rid myself, and my clothing of the little beads of stuff, even then I had to put my clothes through a washing cycle to cleans them of the stuff. (I have yet to see if that has been completely successful!)
The bath was another story, The stuff seemed to be liquid enough to risk letting it down the drain, but I then spent ages trying to clean the bath of its grainy residue.
Maybe I now know why I haven’t seen any rave reviews for this product. Maybe I just got it all wrong!
If anyone has not tried this, and is not put off by my rantings, I still have 1 packet left , of the four I bought, and they can have it for the cost of the postage!!!
Sorry Gelli Baff. Not one of your fans!!
