Dressed in a floor-length black slinky evening dress and black wellington boots, Miss Pink gives her outfit the Saturation Hall treatment.
As part of her apprenticeship at the village pub, Miss Pink has been nominated to be the hostess at the Beltaine festivities in the village hall in May, and provided with a suitable dress for the occasion, with instructions to see that she properly prepares for the night. Having attended a fair few of these events in previous years, she knows full well that the hostess usually ends the night sitting chest-deep in an open barrel of Lady's Brew while the revellers dip their tankards all round her, so she wants to be sure the dress is up to the job. So she decides to test it, with lashings and lashings of custard!

Now, how should I test this?

Mmmm! Custard!


Bottoms up!

Squelch!


Eeek! Who turned the lights out?
Enjoy!