Okay, my ultimate fantasy, no laughing at the back
. I am using reality terms here. My ultimate fantasy, which maybe one day, may be fulfilled, is, to be tied to a chair, naked, with my boobs (very small) in rope bondage and my head held tight. A lady (saying no names, feel free to speculate), pies me, in the face, 50 times, then pies my breasts, sexily with brown real cream pies. By this time i am engulfed with pies, but this isnt all. The person then pours thick warm batter over my head, telling me to look up, so i end up with it engulfing my face and hair. Then, i am pied with REAL custard pies another 1o times, and left to think about what comes next. 10 minutes later, i am covered from head to toe in thick red slime, and released. I stand shakily and wonder what next, then the other person, gets me on the floor, and handcuffs me and ties my ankles, and pours bucket after bucket of cake batter over my naked body. By this time i am encased in pie batter and foam. For the finale, they then release me, and say sorry we interrogated the wrong person. I accept this, but ask as compensation, that i may do to them, what they have done to me. The person agrees readily, and the whole thing starts again.......
Cool.
