Mud and Pigpens?

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Mud and Pigpens?

Postby muddy_clothes » 29 Jan 2007, 00:17

Anyone ever have a go in a pigpen to get muddy? I grew up in the city but as a youngin' it always seemed like a fun place to play. You have an animal that has an excuse for being dirty, and whenever you go out to feed him or clean the pen, well it'd be a perfect opportunity to climb in, pet him a time or two, hey I'm already dirty, why not wallow a bit? It seemed like the perfect solution (if you lived on a farm). No one telling you not to get your clothes dirty, no one asking you why you are dirty/in the mud.

Of course this was all before the days of the internet and under parental guidances who wish to keep their kids to a reasonable level of cleanliness :wink: Nowadays it seems less sensible and more work as an adult. There's plenty of muddy activities, from the annual charity mud volleyball/football (soccer to you guys)/joggings to just getting a bunch of renecks together with pickup trucks and tearing up a muddy field that wouldn't require the care, housing, and feeding of an animal. Of course, if you had one of those Vietnamiese Potbelly pigs as a pet, I suppose you'd have an excuse for keeping a mudpit in the corner of the yard still...
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Postby BillShipton » 29 Jan 2007, 14:10

Hayley's early pigpen activities have become legend and she still looks at them longingly today. Perhaps a pot bellied pig as a pet would be a good idea, though we haven't got a garden as such. As you say, there are plenty of excuses to get muddy these days though...
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Postby muddy_clothes » 30 Jan 2007, 04:13

I actually had more structure to my post, but as I started typing it seemed more of a free thought exercise than a formal post. I was a reknown essayist at one time.
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Postby BillShipton » 30 Jan 2007, 10:50

And I was 8lbs 7oz once.....

Sadly no more!!

Only joking, my posts ramble all over the place!
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Postby skipantmudfan » 31 Jan 2007, 02:46

There was an episode of fear factor that had girls crawling around in a muddy filthy pigpen recently, wasn't there? We really should watch more, you know.
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Postby muddy_clothes » 31 Jan 2007, 04:36

skipantmudfan wrote:There was an episode of fear factor that had girls crawling around in a muddy filthy pigpen recently, wasn't there? We really should watch more, you know.


Despite that the show has a high WF (whackoff factor) with plenty of tight bodies in little spandex outfits I can barely suffer through the show with the sound off.
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Postby BillShipton » 31 Jan 2007, 12:23

Whackoff Factor - now that's a Saturday night ITV show I'd like to see!

People perform their most outrageously horny act in front of a panel of judges etc etc etc....

Works for me!
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Postby andy250 » 31 Jan 2007, 16:26

Thata just give me an idea Bill, for the alternative Miss Splosh contest, (before we all ask no it not been shelved I just have not had the time to orgainse it yet...)

If you are at Leeds we can discuss my daft ideas.

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Postby BillShipton » 01 Feb 2007, 01:08

I can hardly wait (grin).

Sorry been in the pub celebrating handing my tax return in!

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Postby Richard » 01 Feb 2007, 01:21

BillShipton wrote:Sorry been in the pub celebrating handing my tax return in!

Bill

I bet that gives them something to think about Bill, all those claims for custard, etc as 'business expenses' :lol:

Anyway, I thought your Tax Inspector was Miss Sampson. :)

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Postby andy250 » 01 Feb 2007, 16:15

I wonder if Gilly pays taxes on her custard cleavage!!!! ahhh i am in heaven. Dont even start me off with my national insurance I have to put some more credits in!!!!..


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Postby Hayley » 01 Feb 2007, 18:13

sotonude wrote:Anyway, I thought your Tax Inspector was Miss Sampson. :)

Richard.


He wishes!

For the benefit of peoplewho don't know, the latest Gilly's Silly House film features a pinstripe-suited Miss Sampson getting well plastered in the role of tax inspector. I'm sure she'll put some pictures up soon.

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Postby messylaura » 03 Feb 2007, 18:23

think Jade from BB might be in need of some extra work, reckon she would pose for pics in a pig pen :lol:
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Postby muckypup » 03 Feb 2007, 19:33

BillShipton wrote:Whackoff Factor - now that's a Saturday night ITV show I'd like to see!

People perform their most outrageously horny act in front of a panel of judges etc etc etc....

Works for me!


On a semi-related note, did everyone see that Channel 4 have pulled their "Wank week" series of programs. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/02/02/channel_four_pulls_series/ Apparently theyve had enough controversy recently! :)
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Postby andy250 » 03 Feb 2007, 20:58

I'd love to get Jade in the Disastermind chair, and get Miss Helen to give her a good gunging.

Would work for me.

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