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Postby andy250 » 14 Jan 2007, 15:01

BillShipton wrote:
andy250 wrote: If Bill visits he would get sploshed I wouldn't let the opportunity pass,
Andy


Huh! I'm not coming cos you are obviously ALL BLOKES and therefore ALL GAY! Getting messy with other men is the work of the devil and you will all burn in hell (once you dry off). Besides, you have better frocks than I have...ooops!


**** Funny!!!! I am sat hear crying with laughter Bill, now there was a good answer, and yes my frocks are considerbaly better than yours!!!!
(just a shame I cannot fit in them!!! he he he he!!!!)

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Postby the bulber » 14 Jan 2007, 17:19

andy250 wrote:
BillShipton wrote:
andy250 wrote: If Bill visits he would get sploshed I wouldn't let the opportunity pass,
Andy


Huh! I'm not coming cos you are obviously ALL BLOKES and therefore ALL GAY! Getting messy with other men is the work of the devil and you will all burn in hell (once you dry off). Besides, you have better frocks than I have...ooops!


**** Funny!!!! I am sat hear crying with laughter Bill, now there was a good answer, and yes my frocks are considerbaly better than yours!!!!
(just a shame I cannot fit in them!!! he he he he!!!!)

regards

Andy
(laughing a lot..)


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Postby andy250 » 14 Jan 2007, 20:32

These days when I get on the scales a voice answers ' One at a time please!!!!!!!'

he he he he he!!!

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Postby the bulber » 14 Jan 2007, 22:41

andy250 wrote:These days when I get on the scales a voice answers ' One at a time please!!!!!!!'

he he he he he!!!

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Andy


You're not far behind me Andy.
Our scales orders a taxi to take me down the weighbridge. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby BillShipton » 15 Jan 2007, 11:05

When I've had the hernia done (four to eight weeks time apparently), then I might be slightly slimmer (it's high up rather than lower down). I might even drop a dress size!!! And without having to eat bloody Special K for a fortnight!
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Postby andy250 » 15 Jan 2007, 14:00

Dont even start me of with dieting Sharon one of my friends went on the Atkins diet last year, ate nothing but sprouts, bloody house stunk!!!!!

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(ye of the slimfast!!! expect I never purchased them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Postby the bulber » 15 Jan 2007, 14:20

andy250 wrote:Dont even start me of with dieting Sharon one of my friends went on the Atkins diet last year, ate nothing but sprouts, bloody house stunk!!!!!

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Andy
(ye of the slimfast!!! expect I never purchased them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


Yeah! but at least there was a female involved. :wink:
You should have liquidized those sprouts and gunged her. 8)
The bed olympics after the gunging would have shed the pounds. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby DecadentDoll » 15 Jan 2007, 20:26

andy250 wrote:Dont even start me of with dieting Sharon one of my friends went on the Atkins diet last year, ate nothing but sprouts, bloody house stunk!!!!!

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Andy
(ye of the slimfast!!! expect I never purchased them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)



i didnt think you could have sprouts on the atkins diet, thought it was mainly meat cheese and eggs, carb free stuff.

but then i never examined closely. I did lose 2 stone though.

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Postby andy250 » 15 Jan 2007, 20:34

no you are right Dolly is was Oberjene Omelletes thats the thing they abso stunk Pam and Sharon's place out.

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Postby Phantom » 15 Jan 2007, 21:40

"i didnt think you could have sprouts on the atkins diet, thought it was mainly meat cheese and eggs, carb free stuff."

CARB free?!?!?!?!?

Shit - I knew I was doing something wrong.

I've been eating everything except crabs. :(

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Postby snake » 15 Jan 2007, 23:31

DecadentDoll wrote:what we are trying to create here, what Bill and Hayley have created, is a forum that is welcoming of all genders, shapes, sizes and inclinations. ... It's called having an OPEN MIND.

Without an open mind, i feel that life is simply not as wonderful as it can be when we learn to accept things without blind judgement.

Take a breath and THINK before you type in future, i know you don't mean to be condescending, patronising and often ignorant.

But everyone else has care and consideration, so PLEASE...get a grip.


quiet all.... DD has spoken!
and I second that.
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Postby DecadentDoll » 16 Jan 2007, 00:35

Phantom wrote:"i didnt think you could have sprouts on the atkins diet, thought it was mainly meat cheese and eggs, carb free stuff."

CARB free?!?!?!?!?

Shit - I knew I was doing something wrong.

I've been eating everything except crabs. :(

Phantom


lol i can never tell if you're being sarky or honest, but i know that for the first 2 weeks of the atkins diet you are to refrain from all but 15g of carbohydrate a day.

im sure you look lovely as it is and wouldnt need to go on a crash diet :)
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Postby Richard » 16 Jan 2007, 00:37

the bulber wrote:
andy250 wrote:Dont even start me of with dieting Sharon one of my friends went on the Atkins diet last year, ate nothing but sprouts, bloody house stunk!!!!!

regards

Andy
(ye of the slimfast!!! expect I never purchased them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


Yeah! but at least there was a female involved. :wink:
You should have liquidized those sprouts and gunged her. 8)
The bed olympics after the gunging would have shed the pounds. :lol: :lol: :lol:


But how do you know that Sharon was /is female? Andy might just have been friends with a former Prime Minister of Israel :?
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Postby the bulber » 16 Jan 2007, 11:27

sotonude wrote:
the bulber wrote:
andy250 wrote:Dont even start me of with dieting Sharon one of my friends went on the Atkins diet last year, ate nothing but sprouts, bloody house stunk!!!!!

regards

Andy
(ye of the slimfast!!! expect I never purchased them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


Yeah! but at least there was a female involved. :wink:
You should have liquidized those sprouts and gunged her. 8)
The bed olympics after the gunging would have shed the pounds. :lol: :lol: :lol:


But how do you know that Sharon was /is female? Andy might just have been friends with a former Prime Minister of Israel :?


I read this first http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariel_Sharon :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Richard » 16 Jan 2007, 21:10

Nah! I prefer Ariel from Wambabes. :lol:
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