Chocolate is Good for the Skin?:)

[the bulber]

I am sorry Bill, I will speak to Dolly I must need more training in my spotting skills for sploshing.

regards

Andy

The disaster mind chair and the whole concept of it is leading you astray Andy.
I think DD should administer a strong dose of corrective punishment.
Only a photo of the whip marks on your naked body will be accepted as proof that the correction has taken place.

[andy250]

Oh her missus

It would appear I have been Bulbed!!!

I await my fate.

regards

Andy

[the bulber]

No Andy you haven't been bulbed yet, but you are awaiting correction through punishment, if DD will oblige.

[shredder]

Hmm, wouldn't it be prudent just to agree with the woman - if she thinks chocolate is good for her skin: keep pouring!

For peanut butter, the wife and I smelled of it for more than a day after she snuck some into bed as a surprise wam attack (making PB now off her list of acceptable materials, LOL)

[the bulber]

Hmm, wouldn't it be prudent just to agree with the woman - if she thinks chocolate is good for her skin: keep pouring!

For peanut butter, the wife and I smelled of it for more than a day after she snuck some into bed as a surprise wam attack (making PB now off her list of acceptable materials, LOL)

This reminds me of a guy I used to know many years ago.
He was in the royal navy and worked in the engine room.
Anyway he was on this minesweeper and replacing the injectors on a diesel engine, when he dropped a sealing washer into a tank of dirty (engine) oily diesel.
When he went to get another washer he was made to strip off and get in the tank to retrieve the washer.
Two days later he was in a pub chatting some girls up, when one of the girls asked what was that smell around him.
One of his mates quick as a flash replied that he was trying out a new aftershave.
They accepted this, but weren't keen on the new aftershave, needless to say, he told me he never got off with any of the girls.

[Hayley]

For peanut butter, the wife and I smelled of it for more than a day after she snuck some into bed as a surprise wam attack (making PB now off her list of acceptable materials, LOL)

I rather like the smell of peanut butter!

Hayley

[DungeonMasterOne]

He was in the royal navy and worked in the engine room.
Anyway he was on this minesweeper and replacing the injectors on a diesel engine, when he dropped a sealing washer into a tank of dirty (engine) oily diesel.
When he went to get another washer he was made to strip off and get in the tank to retrieve the washer.

Shame - they should have let him do it with his overalls on.

[andy250]

He was in the royal navy and worked in the engine room.
Anyway he was on this minesweeper and replacing the injectors on a diesel engine, when he dropped a sealing washer into a tank of dirty (engine) oily diesel.
When he went to get another washer he was made to strip off and get in the tank to retrieve the washer.

Shame - they should have let him do it with his overalls on.

he he he he!!!! top answer answer Dm am sat here giggling my head off.

regards

Andy

[stace]

Nuts...I knew I forgot to put something on my Christmas wish list! My 21st is rolling around in July so I'll have to ask the boyfriend for a chocolate bath then *crosses fingers*...I won't be holding my breath though. He's a bit of a party pooper when it comes to chocolate baths (or wam in general) *sigh*

I'll be over here...

[Hayley]

We can fix it for you, Stace, no problems!

Hayley x

[the bulber]

We can fix it for you, Stace, no problems!

Hayley x

Hey Stace if you bring all your friends Stonecastle can persuade them it's for charity and then inform them at the last minute that it's for your own personal gratification.

[andy250]

he he he !!!! nice one Bulber.

regards

Andy

[stace]

Now now lads...no need for that.

It's all well and good having you fix it for me, but there is the small problem of mustering up the moolah to get myself over there first. Being in the biz i've been keeping a keen eye on the fares and some of them are quite reasonable (especially going through Mauritius - detour ahoy!!) Won't be over until July 08 at this stage though. We'll prob end up doing a Contiki through Europe as well (you only live once!)

Anyways...to steer this thread back on topic - screw a champagne bath - I want a bath with a tap for water and one for chocolate sauce. My bf's a plumber - he might be able to think of a way to work it out...there's a thought!

[the bulber]

Now now lads...no need for that.

It's all well and good having you fix it for me, but there is the small problem of mustering up the moolah to get myself over there first. Being in the biz i've been keeping a keen eye on the fares and some of them are quite reasonable (especially going through Mauritius - detour ahoy!!) Won't be over until July 08 at this stage though. We'll prob end up doing a Contiki through Europe as well (you only live once!)

Anyways...to steer this thread back on topic - screw a champagne bath - I want a bath with a tap for water and one for chocolate sauce. My bf's a plumber - he might be able to think of a way to work it out...there's a thought!

The trick here Stace is to register yourself has a charity and get stoncastle to organise some charity events.
By July 08 you should be able to charter a 747 jumbo to get yourself over here.

[DungeonMasterOne]

<Nude navy rating having to retrieve washer from tank of dirty fuel.>

Shame - they should have let him do it with his overalls on.

he he he he!!!! top answer answer Dm am sat here giggling my head off.

I'd actually reccomend boilersuit wamming to anyone, wearing a one-piece outfit (esp with the legs tucked into rubber boots) and then pouring gunge in via the neck is a unique experience. They're fun to go mud-sliding in too, no "coming untucked" at the waist, and lots of material to cover in goo. And a nice range of colours too.