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Postby Jonny » 17 Dec 2006, 09:28

I didn't snore!

I actualy heard what a Belfastian Snore sounds like too...

And Doll, you cant call young farmers dull. In a recent YFC event, we stayed in a hotel for the last time before it met with the swinging ball - so we assisted in the closure process by 1. drinking the bar dry 2. buying al the paraphenalia and inventing new uses for it and 3. helping the demolition by trashing the joint with the owners full blessing!

And that was a quiet night.....
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Postby DecadentDoll » 17 Dec 2006, 16:47

Jonny wrote:I didn't snore!

I actualy heard what a Belfastian Snore sounds like too...

And Doll, you cant call young farmers dull. .


a) I did not call Young Farmers dull.

b) You did snore.

c) i hate to put this on a public forum, but you could not have possibly heard me snore, as i did not sleep one wink the entire night. This is because i was in a hotel room with someone who was a practical stranger in real life. So for me to snore would have been impossible. Unless i snore when i'm awake, which quite frankly, is bollocks.

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Postby Richard » 18 Dec 2006, 01:03

It's actually quite easy to drift into and out of sleep for short periods then think that you have been awake all night. My ladyfriend/partner often swears that she hasn't slept at all but whenever I have woken up during the night she has been fast asleep.
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Postby stonecastle » 18 Dec 2006, 17:18

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A sure way to make sure that the gunge goes all over the person would be for someone to mannually rub it all over the persons face, head and body while scooping hand fulls of gunge from a bucket. I'd like to do this to a woman.
I'd like a man to do that to me *sigh* My boyfriend's such a wuss...

Shame you live so far away from me then in Australia as I would galdly do that to you. :(
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Postby DecadentDoll » 18 Dec 2006, 20:56

sotonude wrote:It's actually quite easy to drift into and out of sleep for short periods then think that you have been awake all night. My ladyfriend/partner often swears that she hasn't slept at all but whenever I have woken up during the night she has been fast asleep.


i understand that but i truly did not sleep. i was writing letters and listening to music and didnt miss a single song from my playlist.

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Postby andy250 » 18 Dec 2006, 21:12

sotonude wrote:It's actually quite easy to drift into and out of sleep for short periods then think that you have been awake all night. My ladyfriend/partner often swears that she hasn't slept at all but whenever I have woken up during the night she has been fast asleep.


I suffer this sometimes when I am away, the first meet I went to in London I got back at 12:30 and didnt go to sleep until 4:45 twas a nightmare!! got value for money out of the room though!!!!!!

Before you all ask I did not watch the porn channel, did think about it though!!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby wamram » 18 Dec 2006, 21:26

andy250 wrote:
Before you all ask I did not watch the porn channel, did think about it though!!!!!!!!!!!


I believe you mate :wink: :) .

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Postby Hayley » 19 Dec 2006, 11:49

Bill snores like a...big snorey thing....and I admit so do I (apparently). He also farts a lot - which I never do! It makes the satin pjs smell!

Yes I did put that in for Andy's benefit!

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Postby stace » 19 Dec 2006, 14:33

a) I did not call Young Farmers dull.

b) You did snore.

c) i hate to put this on a public forum, but you could not have possibly heard me snore, as i did not sleep one wink the entire night. This is because i was in a hotel room with someone who was a practical stranger in real life. So for me to snore would have been impossible. Unless i snore when i'm awake, which quite frankly, is bollocks.


I don't blame you Dolly - I would've had a gun under my pillow as well!! He's said he's coming out to see me in the land down under next November and I'm going to hold him to that!!

In all seriousness I do find myself sharing rooms with perfect strangers when I go away on travel agent educationals. I was in Melbourne last which was *sooo* much fun!! I had to pre-warn her that I've been known to chuck tantrums or scream in my sleep. I woke up at about 7 one morning and she said that I let out this almighty scream about an hour before. Luke (my lovely bf) says that I throw the covers all over the place sometimes...he's afraid to try and wake me up for fear of being hurt!! I'm not *that* violent - honest!!
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Postby DecadentDoll » 19 Dec 2006, 18:51

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I don't blame you Dolly - I would've had a gun under my pillow as well!! He's said he's coming out to see me in the land down under next November and I'm going to hold him to that!!



:lol: i'll remember the gun should it ever happen again haha!

yeah, see, i talk in my sleep and stuff, im aware of my behaviour lol... i just sat listening to my headphones and writing letters and watching all night news on low.

there had also been a spider in the room and it disappeared, big girl as i am didnt want it getting in me bed!

Jonny in australia...jesus dog humping christ! ;)
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Postby andy250 » 19 Dec 2006, 20:49

Hayley wrote:Bill snores like a...big snorey thing....and I admit so do I (apparently). He also farts a lot - which I never do! It makes the satin pjs smell!

Yes I did put that in for Andy's benefit!

Hayley



Nice one Hayley, too right cant ruin the satin pjs too early, then again you'd never get to put them on in a normal fashion!!!!!!!

Johnny our worldwide Splosh reporter!!!! (single room in case of snoring!!!) Here is the big question, would he go in the Corsa!!!!


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