Bill - I'm trying to locate a certain messy scene.

[Roger]

Aquantics 91 has a smaller version of it, Wheel of misfortune has the best cleip that I know about.

As for the clip in the fun pub in Bottle thats on Mucky kind of magic.

I use to work in places like that, what was I thinking at the time???

regards

Andy

Thanks for that I have just ordered the Wheel of Misfortune DVD so that I can see the scene again. The Plastermind scene sounds promising as well.

[malc]

Without wishing to drag this out i remember you appearing at the start with your amazing gold jacket then disappearing off quickly whilst the girls gunged "prof H....."unless it was either
a) a wonderful dream or
b) a confusion of a different year in Tenby!

[Phantom]

It's not a dream, Malc ... but it is a bit of confusion. You're thinking of a different scene. The one where a gold-suit-wearing Bill flees the wrath of girls armed with gunge is on WSM'll Fix It. It's the final scene where 'Jim'll' fixes it for the girls to get revenge.

And the bloke who the girls get revenge on IS the same bloke who was in the professor sketch - which is probably what caused the confusion.

Roger - the plastermind sketch is good, but it could be even better. I'd love to see someone, somewhere do a 'remake' of it, with more mess (and maybe more girls) and each contestant spending longer in the chair (or having two rounds or something?).

Speaking of 'remakes', there are loads of classic WAM scenes (mostly British) that I'd love to see revisited and 'soup'ed up.

It would be great to see another producers take on Messyfun's Pie Wedgies .... but perhaps with other mess too, besides pie, and some of the mess going inside their knickers.

Remakes! Why not? Hollywood is for ever redoing old films.

Phantom

[BillShipton]

Hi

If I ran off it was purely cos that's what the sketch dictated!

Anyway, the trousers to that gold suit got lost in the mud pit later with Sammy Jane and were never seen again! The jacket finally bit the dust last year. Must get another one!!!

As for remakes...to some extent this happens anyway. After 18 years, the same ideas come up again and again. Plastermind exists in many forms and our good friends at Wamdrogeny have their version Disastermind (a better pun!) running at the moment.

As for Pie Wedgies (still available on video!) I never really got it cos they didn't put the pie in the girls pants before the wedgie, just pied them outside and wedgied them. Still it was originally a commission so presumably the guy who paid for it was happy.

Bill

[Phantom]

Hi Bill

Wouldn't dream of suggesting you'd flee gunge unless the role demanded it.

I love the pie wedgies video (one of the four messy tapes I kept hold of). I'd love to have the funds to refilm it, making certain alterations to the script and clothes ... and of course with a new line-up of girls.

I also think prof Treacle's slapstick demo would be a great one to remake (except with a female professor and the girls eventually have revenge).

Phantom

[andy250]

I dont actually know if Miss Helen has actually seen the orginal tape and it is really funny, Bill is right my voice overs do sound similar to Bill.

We are attempting to make that available to everyone who visits or joins up its so easy to play and is such a giggle.

regards

Andy

[starbrightnight]

Didn't the man who plays Prof Treacle write an article in a Splosh anniversary issue about his experiences in the early days of sploshing? He appeared in the first WSM film - The Hopeful Starlet - which is extremely good.

[Phantom]

I can't believe we're still calling him 'the man who was professor treacle' ... someone must know the guy's name!! I've seen him in at least 3 different WSM sketches. (I think he was also the waiter who made Carol and Debbie order desert even when they didn't want any - and that scene got downright erotic at some points).

Phantom

[Phantom]

Sorry. That should be dessert. They didn't order a desert. That would be silly.

[Richard]

Sorry. That should be dessert. They didn't order a desert. That would be silly.

And a bit too dry for sploshing purposes.

[Richard]

Although WSM 1 was good and contained plenty of sploshing, I find it interesting to see how the 'acting' improved as the series progressed. I have no idea who 'Professor Treacle' was but he certainly appeared in most of the WSM tapes. I don't think he was the waiter in WSM'LL FIX IT (No 4), the guy who played him was much slimmer and had a completely different voice.

[matt2matt2002]

His name escapes me for the monent but he was the producer and director

He had a beard and blue shaded glasses - very cool.
And I think he had a proper job as an accountant

[Hayley]

Hi

Aha, thanks to a text from Bill (up to his neck in messy fairies - don't ask) I can correct a few things.

1) The waiter in WSM'll Fix wasn't the man who played Prof Treacle OR the producer/director of WSM. He was the late Colin Twyford who ownsed the hotel it was shot in! I never met him but I met his wife, also now saly no longer with us and she was lovely.

2) The man who played Professor Treacle was the star of WSM 1 The Hopeful Starlet (one of the ones Bill didn't write) and played several characters - all identical!

3) The man who played Prof Treacle did write a feature boasting of his exploits in WSM.

4) The man who play Prof Treacle doesn't like having his name mentioned (even his first name) and once tried to get an injunction on Splosh! for mentioning by his first name - stupid fucking twat.

Happy to be of service
Hayley x

[Phantom]

"stupid fucking twat.

Happy to be of service
Hayley x"


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

[andy250]

Well what a toss pot, does his name not appear on the vids!!! and yes he does appear in Wsm 1 several times.

regards

Andy