The return of TISWAS???

[welshcakes]

To hell in a handcart with all you nay-sayers! I for one am jolly well looking forward to it. Tiswas has played such a pivotal role in my life. Sally James was my first crush, I was turned on by custard pies even before I was turned on by sex and I quite probably - although this momentous event has hidden itself away somewhere in the dusty attic of my mind - had my first wank to it. And the Ooooookay song by Algenon Razzmatazz was sensational! I can't wait for it, and I've already bought myself an extra big box of kleenex in readiness.

[NX]

Tiswas should have used thick whipped cream for their pies instead of shaving foam as it is much messier.

Hang on while I reverse the polarity of the nuetron flow in my TARDIS, and we can put right all the messes that are all wrong. Gonna be the trip of a lifetime!


NX

[stonecastle]

I wonder what the new tiswas will use as gunge. The problem with shaving foam is that it hurts like hell if you get it in your eyes.

[andy250]

Ahh Miss Helen has found an Asda shaving foam which is wicked, also I know Julie is a dab at these she did a post a while back.

Missing you already clown Juile *big kisses*

regards

Andy

[Hayley]

Hi

Bill was trying out Clown Julie's slosh recipe today but I don't know how it went.

Hayley

[dougiezerts]

I've read that Sally James didn't really enjoy getting Sploshed, is that true? If so, it'll be more than likely that she'll stay dry, during this reunion show!:(

[Hayley]

I believe that she wasn't that enthusiastic and she is now quite an old lady (probably about 60) so I'm guessing she'll stay clean.

Hayley

[Richard]

I believe that she wasn't that enthusiastic and she is now quite an old lady (probably about 60) so I'm guessing she'll stay clean.

Hayley

OLD??? at sixty! I beg your pardon Miss H, but what does that make me? I'm 65 and don't feel the least bit old.

[BillShipton]

And Jan Leeming is 65 and wants to appear in Playboy if The Sun is to be believed. 60 is the new 16! Which makes me about 12.

Bill

[Richard]

And Jan Leeming is 65 and wants to appear in Playboy if The Sun is to be believed. 60 is the new 16! Which makes me about 12.

Bill

That means you are under-age to be reading and posting on this forum, so go away you young whippersnapper before I clip you round the ear!

Richard.

[BillShipton]

In light of recent events on another thread, I am thinking of banning myself anyway.

Battered Bill

[andy250]

I think we should all go in the cage, while the ladies throw gunge at us.

Or we could just ban ourselves.
Then again I wouldn't know what to do now.!!!

Bring back Tiswas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

regards

Andy

[Richard]

Ahh.... YES. The Cage! Can I be the one who smokes *pot* and gets the first bucketfull? OH DAMN! I forgot, I stopped smoking tobacco 25 years ago and the other stuff about 40 years ago

Rich

[stonecastle]

That means you are under-age to be reading and posting on this forum, so go away you young whippersnapper before I clip you round the ear! Richard.

If that is true and gunging is sexual then it means that Tiswas is soft porn. LOL

[Peter Thomas]

Hmm and so soon after the BBC announced a one off reuniting of the Swap Shop presenters. Back to my early childhood I go.

I really really must point out that the Tiswas Reunited special has been in the planning for over two years. I heard it from the horse's... well, spitting dog's mouth.

It annoyed me to see the BBC come up with a programme using the inaccurate title 'It Started With Sw*p Sh*p'. Now we look like copycats!

Saturday morning kids TV actually began on ITV, with HTV-only programme Orbit in September 1973, LWT's Saturday Scene in December 1973 (hosted by a then-unknown Sally James) and a week later in January 1974, the ATV-only Tiswas.