MERCEDES: Gunging My Sexi Leather Basque & Mistress Boot

[andy250]

I do have some pics of me bum!!!! dare not show them on here, may cause the forum to close!!!!!!! Health and Safety and all that!!!!


regards

Andy
(ye of the big fat bottom!!!!!!!! )

[messymercedes]

Awwwwwww u lot r so nice herey'a have another

cede xx

[PhotoCorner]

here's me bum again

[Richard]

Well! That really is the bottom line.

I'll get me coat, - AGAIN!

Thanks Mercedes

[Philis]

I like this if your nasty to Mercedes she shows you her bum

If you are nice to Mercedes She shows her Bum Twice I'm sticking to being nice

Mercedes you are ace

[Mr Syrup]

My god - Mercedes you are incredible!
Rear of the year, no, more like the millennium

Being single, I just wish for a girl like that...which reminds me; is there 'messy dating' anywhere? This little village doesn't offer much variety!

I know - I should get out more. The trouble is, I keep slipping in the custard before I get to the door....!

[stonecastle]

It would be good to see two girls gunging each other. I like seeing girls getting it in the face the most.

By the way in response to the above posters question of is there a messy dating site. I have suggested it to women in chatrooms. Most are not into it, but I found one 20 year old woman on Lycos chat a while back who was.

[wamram]

I found one 20 year old woman on Lycos chat a while back who was.

Went out for a drink with a friend last week after a quick messy session by myself with some Golden syrup, when we where having a kiss and a cuddle later in the night she asked me why i smelled slightly of Golden syrup.
When i told her she broke down laughing and about wet her knickers she was laughing so much so give it a few weeks and i might ask her if she wants to try getting messy if i am brave enough or she's drunk enough .

wamram

[Mr Syrup]

Thing is, all of the girls I've even slightly mentioned it to have really not liked the idea at all. Any of the girls I've gone out with have been either mega embarrased or totally horrified, which shows a sort of short mindedness and closed mind to new and different things.
Perhaps this could be a new thread?
Yes there's match.com but is there messymatch.com and if not why not?

Time for sploshmatch.com!

I wish!

[messymercedes]

Good Luck Wamram, hope u get her to do it

Cede xx

[wamram]

Good Luck Wamram, hope u get her to do it

Cede xx

Thanks Mercedes just got to pick the right time to ask her or shall i just slap a pie in her face when were having a laugh? (usally when i am drunk and making a fool of myself ) .

wamram

[skipantmudfan]

3 words: Gain her trust. Your chances of getting messy will greatly improve after time put into a relationship, but approaching a stranger on a chat room or any forum but this one and saying "so, you wanna do it in custard, or what?" is even more likely to get you shot down that it is doing it in a pub. Remember: relationship building, *then* kinky sex proposal (and it helps if you indulge hers first).

[andy250]

Good advice their wamram from skip, I would deffo try his method first, you have the advantage of she now knows.

regards

Andy

[wamram]

Thanks for the advice Skip only joking about slaping a pie in her face going to take it nice and slow and not going to force her in to doing anything she does'nt like or is uncomfertable doing.

If at sometime in the future she does want to get messy together i'll be very ,very happy if not i'll still be very happy because i know that i have'nt forced her to do something she does'nt want too.

Now she does know about my "messy fun" and has'nt ran off and left me and finds it very funny i think i am over the first big hurdle.

wamram

[scumbag]

Now look what you've done, you mucky toad, go straight to the dungeon chamber for a good licking.