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View · by **andy250** » 21 Nov 2006, 21:16

Thats the same age as Sharon a good friend of mine who lives just down the road. I am thinking of asking her to do a session next year.

keep yer fingers crossed.

regards

Andy
(at 35 does make be the baby of the group?????)

View · by **DungeonMasterOne** » 21 Nov 2006, 21:35

Not sure if it'll help or not, but I've models well over 30, as well as 18/19/21, planning to do shoots for relaunch of Lady Jasmine's site. It probably helps that we only do fully clothed so no-one has to have acres of flesh on display - but there's no law saying only young women can have wam fun, on or off the camera.

I love the Dr Seuss quote someone's using on one of the forums: "Be yourself, the ones that matter don't mind, and the ones that mind don't matter".

View · by **Phantom** » 21 Nov 2006, 22:20

That's DD, DMO

Anyway - here's hoping the first lady of Splosh decides to post some recent pics for us fans.

Phantom

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 21 Nov 2006, 23:14

Phantom wrote:That's DD, DMO

Anyway - here's hoping the first lady of Splosh decides to post some recent pics for us fans.

Phantom

Yes, it most certainly is. Big Dr Seuss fan right here

Also a big fan of Hayley, but respectful of her wishes too.

Its like..... earlier, i was all gung ho to do my business homework. Then my flatmate says "are you gonna be doing your homework?"

i didnt want to do it....cos she'd asked... .

i know it sounds silly...but im more likely to do something off my own bat than if im pestered to do it.

View · by **Jonny** » 21 Nov 2006, 23:17

So then DD, you do not want to pour that bucket of custard over you?

Reverse psychlogy
Gotta love it

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 21 Nov 2006, 23:18

you know *exactly* what i mean....

View · by **Phantom** » 22 Nov 2006, 04:51

Hi Hayley

My dating gaff on the Mucky Puppy/Pie Eyed Wives vids was a compliment to you!

If you're 42 now ... then I must have thought you looked YOUNGER than 32 in those videos to wrongly assume they were a decade old.

Phantom

ps - DD ... have you got 'Oh The Places You'll Go'? I think it's my favourite Seuss ... although I always liked The Lorax too.

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View · by **DecadentDoll** » 22 Nov 2006, 05:00

Phantom wrote:Hi Hayley

My dating gaff on the Mucky Puppy/Pie Eyed Wives vids was a compliment to you!

If you're 42 now ... then I must have thought you looked YOUNGER than 32 in those videos to wrongly assume they were a decade old.

Phantom

ps - DD ... have you got 'Oh The Places You'll Go'? I think it's my favourite Seuss ... although I always liked The Lorax too.

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I have The Lorax both the book...and the audio tape which Rik Mayall reads. He's amazing.

My pride and joy is my signed copy of To Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street

View · by **BillShipton** » 22 Nov 2006, 10:41

stonecastle wrote:By the way Hayley what is that you are being hit with in your avatar? It looks like a real custard pie to me.

Glad it looks that way!

No, its a sponge flan case (extra large) piled high with banana Angel Delight. Very heavy (you have to mount it on a polystyrene plate to throw it) but that's the way Hayley likes them!

I am leaving the decision to her as to whether she does any more 'public' spoloshing. Not going to press her in case she gets angry. Believe me, you wouldn't like her when she's angry!

View · by **Phantom** » 22 Nov 2006, 16:12

Wow - signed by Dr. Seuss?!?! Cool!!

I'd love to hear Rik Mayall do the Lorax. I saw him years ago reading stories on Jack-a-nory (or a modern day equivalent) and he was excellent at making the story fun for kids. And big kids.

Maybe you'd have liked something I saw two years ago, DD. I was in Los Angeles on holiday and i visited that really swish shopping area (I think it's called Mel Rose avenue? - we passed through places like Bel Air on the way there). Some of the shops had photos of their regualr customers on the wall ... people like Will Smith, Christina Aguillera, Bruce Willis, Adam Sandler etc... posing with the shop's owner in the doorway.

ANYWAYS - there was an art gallery with a whole section of original Dr. Seuss artwork on sale. Some of them I recognised from the books ... but there were others that had been commissioned separately - and also some that had originally been intended for some of the books but never used. Real rarities.

The lady who ran the gallery was very knowledgable about it all. I felt guilty because I think all my enthusiasm for the beautiful paintings gave her the impression I was on the verge of buying some and was just trying to make up my mind. the truth was, I couldn't even afford an empty picture frame from that shop!!

It was so cool to see the real pics up close though - you could see brush marks, pencilling and pen/ink scratches.

Phantom

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View · by **DecadentDoll** » 22 Nov 2006, 17:34

BillShipton wrote: Believe me, you wouldn't like her when she's angry!

"imagines hayley bursting out of an outfit covered in green goo and growling....."

The Incredible Harlot!

*gets me coat*

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 22 Nov 2006, 17:37

Phantom wrote:Wow - signed by Dr. Seuss?!?! Cool!!

I'd love to hear Rik Mayall do the Lorax. I saw him years ago reading stories on Jack-a-nory (or a modern day equivalent) and he was excellent at making the story fun for kids. And big kids.

ANYWAYS - there was an art gallery with a whole section of original Dr. Seuss artwork on sale. Some of them I recognised from the books ... but there were others that had been commissioned separately - and also some that had originally been intended for some of the books but never used. Real rarities.

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Yeah, signed by the man himself! i still almost drool each time i look at it in it's frame. I'll take a pic, it's in my cabinet of collectables at my mums, cant keep all my precious things in my studenty flat!

Rik Mayall and Ade Edmonson did a series of the Dr Seuss books on tape.... waterstones i picked them up. An ex of mine once got me a big shoebox filled with old Seuss stuff. That shop in LA sounds amazing, i wonder if they trade on eBay!

The ones that werent used for books particularly interest me *grin*

Rik Mayall rocked at Jack a nory, he did a really good rendition of a few of Roald Dahls "Revolting Rhymes"

<3 J'adore!

View · by **Phantom** » 22 Nov 2006, 18:12

The art gallery was great - but as soon as I made it clear I was only window shopping, she stuck her nose in the air and got quite snooty.

I felt like Julia Roberts in that scene in Pretty Woman (except I didn't have a wealthy female equivalent of Richard Gere to take me back into the gallery, flash some dough around and demand that everyone started kissing my ass). That would have been cool, though!

View · by **rentbook2u** » 22 Nov 2006, 18:50

Rik Mayall read "George's Marvellous Medicine" on Jackanory about 22 years ago.

He also did "Grim Tales" on Channel 4.

A fantastic story teller.

View · by **stonecastle** » 22 Nov 2006, 20:20

BillShipton wrote:I am leaving the decision to her as to whether she does any more 'public' spoloshing.

maybe she could splosh one of us then. I would quite enjoy a gorgous woman like her rubbing gunge in my face. :wink:

By the way I first saw Splosh magazine way back in 1994. So it has been going a long time.

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