Can anyone offer any advice please?

[Messypockets]

Hi all

During the week I’m working down in Honiton in Devon. Most evenings, after a long day, I’m in my hotel room. So I took this opportunity to start writing some silly splosh ideas and thoughts under the umbrella title of Trouser Trauma. Hope people enjoy them.

As I said most evenings I’m in my hotel room. And after writing one of my silly splosh thoughts I do tend to feel a little turned on by all the images that I conjure up in my head as I write. So basically I’m in the mood to splosh. Normally I might go on the internet, but I have no internet here in my room. Can any one offer any tips or advice for maximum fully clothed fun, minimal mess. I know that sounds like a contradiction but bear with me. The room is small with one small radiator to dry clothes on. The bathroom is bigger with bath and shower and enough floor space to stretch out on.. There is also a towel warmer, great for drying clothes. Getting wet isn’t a problem, though the amount of clothes that gets wet could present drying logistics. Though I’m not too concerned about that. As for mess. Shaving foam could be good. As for food and disposing and cleaning. I don’t have access to a washing machine, and getting rid of bags of mess could present a problem. And indeed taking bags of food p to my room would be frowned upon by the management. Can anyone help with any wet/messy ideas or solo wet/messy games? Please e-mail me if you do, and please e-mail me if you enjoyed my splashy thoughts, and idea e-mail me if you have a similar fetish for pockets and women in trousers. Cheers.