Manure Wamming

[Nero]

Don't 'spose there's any chance of seeing some more of those manure pics, is there?

[matt2matt2002]

Another link for us mud fans.
Peter looks like he's having fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4ctJujr ... ed&search=

[Chainsaw John]

Personally I am not into poop of any form, as I like the feeling of mess on skin and any form of manure is out of the question. However, there is an excitement about the idea, thanks to a scene I witnessed as a young teenager. A girl who may have been around 17ish was in an outhouse at a campsite when the floor gave way and she and the plywood and toilet seat fell about five feet into a fairly deep pile of human waste. She pulled herself out (fortunatley, as the fumes were very bad and she could have drowned or suffocated) and was covered from head to toe and her clothing stuck to her skin. She was outraged and ran to the beach and got into the lake to clean off, but the sight of her was something I will never forget. Still, the poop factor made the entire event disgusting to me, though visually, the messy girl and her outrage were a turn on.
What I have done from time to time is to find or make nice mud that is not totally smooth and pure, almost like manure might look, but without the smell or bacteria. A formula I use is to start with a nice clay mixture and add bagged topsoil to it. Mix thoroughly and you get nice thick dark muck with little lumps and whatnot in it, yet it's slippery and sticks well, thanks to the clay. It could easily resemble animal manure with a little imagination. It can be mixed in the bathtub, then scooped into buckets for disposal in the garden. I will put up another post about this mixture shortly.

[BillShipton]

Found the original film thesepics were taken from yesterday...will post some more pictures soon.

[mhalver]

Found the original film thesepics were taken from yesterday...will post some more pictures soon.

Any chance of seeing some video clips from it?

[muddy_clothes]

Hi guys, UMD dude checking in. To weigh in on the subject I doubt some contact is bad unless you're doing it a lot or extreme (eating, dildoing, etc.).

In terms of pigshit I dont think it's too bad. Every year here in America we have many pig or hog wrestling events where a group of 4-5 people chase a pig through a sloppy, muddy (likely shittY) pen. If that was a major helath issue they'd have been shut down years ago IMHO.

[muddy_clothes]

Oh and in terms of participating I'm not sure I would do it. Reading hte stories of cows/pigs sounds like fun, warm gloopy mud-like substances but the actual thought of having it on me, I'm not sure I wouldn't chicken out at the last minute.

Something I could see happening is taking my lady out for an evening stroll/jog, and seeing a muddy livestock pen and just going for a fun run/tussle in the pen where our primary thought was to have a go in the mud but once you're rolling around in the field brown is brown, right

(But I would do pig wrestling. Group mud events are great. I played mud volleyball once and it was awesome. Though I see my involvement of WAM as less sexual and more a rebellious chance to get dirty and do things not normal of me than something just to sport some wood for a while.)

[Hayley]

It was more rebellious than sexual when I did it all those years ago (see story in the Free House) but it did feel incredible. Also I like the humiliation aspect of it.

The pig run sounds a lot of fun. Especially if you can dress up for it! What do you like to get muddy in?

Hayley

[muddy_clothes]

There's no reason why you couldn't dress up. Most people wear jeans or shorts and a t-shirt but I've seen some teams like these where they have a "theme" and dress accordingly. I've also seen a few men in suits do such events like dudes are.

Myself, when circumstances don't permit having a go all natural and a quick dip with the hose I'll typically wear an old t-shirt and cotton exercise pants or cotton/lycra bike-type shorts with nothing underneath. The tight shorts preferrable as both deluging in substance and the hoseoff later they will become heavy and saggy but not an issue to keep from falling down as the pants may be. They'll also dry reasonably quick on a warm afternoon.[/url]

[Hayley]

Tutus and mud - good idea!

There's one for you, Mercedes!

Hayley

[Messfreak]

Just found this URL if anyone interested. Best viewed after you have eaten.

http://scatfiles.com/sweetmook/

Messfreak

[stonecastle]

I am sure that you can make manure safe by boiling it at a high temperature. I think that some farms even do that before spreading it on their fields as fertiliser. They call it pasteurising it. It is heated in a big container to about 120 C for about an hour to kill off all the bacteria and tnasty things like parasitic worms eggs.

[muddy_clothes]

OMG cooking it I might rather risk it than have my kitchen smell like that

That was a, well, interesting link. I thought it was fake at first, but it has that special yellow-green putrid color to it. I've ran across much worse by accident on the internet this doesn't even shock me anymore.

[stonecastle]

But that is what many farmers do. They boil the cow manure to serilise it before putting it on their fields. To get rid of the smell and the harmful microbes it contains.

[Sidi]

The amount of horse poo I have had on me I am suprised I am still alive after reading this