WAM Dreams

[dougiezerts]

Do any of you ever have dreams about WAM? I'm talking about actual dreams that you have at night!
Here's an old one: I was watching a TV special with Kate Bush. (I'm in love with her! ) She sang a song with a male singer. Then I saw her talking a bubble bath--fully clothed! She got out of the bath, then she said, "Paddy, why did you make me do this?" (Paddy is Kate's brother!)

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[Spinynorman and Frilly]

Dreams about wam always involve impossible amounts of gunge in ridiculously large containers involving vast amounts of people. There are often bikinis featured as well.

Sometimes they are more intimate, very messy, very naughty, these dreams also sometimes have bikinis.

Wonder what it all means?

[DecadentDoll]

I had rather a sploshy dream last night, well this morning technically. Was having messy sex in the mud and rain. I wont go into extreme detail but it was rather rampant and lovely.

That kate Bush dream sounds bizarre

[welshcakes]

I had a dream recently in which I was rubbing oil all over the body of an extremely buff female bodybuilder. The we took turns to very slowly and thoroughly rub big creamy pies in each others faces. That was quite interesting.
Needless to say, he was up before me that morning.

[dougiezerts]

I also once had a dream involving my (then) next door neighbor. I dreamt that I saw her wallowing in a mud puddle! I actually told her that dream; she told me I should get a girlfriend!

[andy250]

Once had a dream that I sploshed Victoria, the woman with the very sexy ginger hair, we where in her kitchen and she was sat on a chair having a really important and meaning full conversation, so I sposhed her for the hell of it.

This probally stems from the fact I know she is seeing somebdy...............

I AM DENIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[welshcakes]

I had a very unpleasant dream today. I fell asleep in my bosses car (don't ask) and I dreamt that somebody tried to rob it while I was sitting in it and I pulled out a shotgun and shot their arm clean off at the shoulder. It was horrible.
It's got nothing to do with WAM, though, I grant you, but I feel that it's good to talk about these things.

[kris]

Yeah I get them quite a lot, though I dream and remember every night which is cool, but its mostly about non-WAM stuff! I get some really bizarre dreams though... could talk about them all day...

[Hayley]

You may be wondering why I haven't added my messy dreams, well, it is simply cos I don't have many - at night! I daydream about it all the time, but at night I am so shattered I normally don't dream or they are so weird as to be incomprehensible. I am sharing my daydreams and fantasies as fast as I can type them!

Hayley

[Phantom]

I have WAM dreams from time to time. Strangely, though, I've never had a wet dream in my life. Maybe because I'm a light sleeper (in fact it always pisses me off that I wake up from my WAM dreams just when they're getting good!!).

[andy250]

I had a wam dream last night, I was back working with Carmel in London again, and we where throwing porridge everywhere Bill was having a wobbler about something, then Me and Carmel fell out.
Then I woke up????? that was mad, then fell back to sleep in dreamt I worked on the royal train but could not get anyfood????? mad or what!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andy

[Hayley]

Yeah, mad, cos Bill never throws a wobbler!

Hayley

[andy250]

Your not wrong Hayley thats why it was such a mad dream....

[welshcakes]

In the days before the miracle of WAM on tap, via the internet, I used to have anxiety dreams about not being able to find a copy of Splosh on the shelf in a newsagent. It always went pretty much like this:

I walk into the newsagent and...BEHOLD...a single copy of Sposh, featuring the most incredible WAM photo on the cover ever printed anywhere in the world ever. I take it down, thumb through the pages, and instantly start making a slug-trail in my pants. Inside are endless pictures of the most gorgeous women on the planet enthusiastically pushing great big squishy pies into each others faces, rubbing handfuls of gloopy gunge into each others privates and massaging each others breasts with great big dollops of cream. Oh yes, and tongueing each other too. It's a wet and messy dream come true!
So, I put the mag back on the shelf and start fumbling through my pockets to see how much money I've got. Luckily, I have just enough, so I go to pick up the mag to buy it and...horror of horrors, it's gone!
Frantically, I search through all the mags on every shelf but it's simply disapppeared. Gone forever. Never shall I have the opportunity to "palm one off" over those incredible pictures.
And then I'd wake up in a cold sweat. I'm sure glad those days are over.