A quick message to Steve - a longtime lurker - who met me (and my friend Ange) in a pub just outside Southampton last night in my boots and PVC mac (well it was raining!) and couldn't believe it was really me! Hope this proves it.
Hi! And thanks for the cab ride (and the quick snog!)
Hayley
Hi Steve!
by DecadentDoll » 09 Dec 2007, 22:37
Steve you lucky devil. Where's my snog then Hayley?
xxx
xxx
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Re: Hi Steve!
by piemeplease » 10 Dec 2007, 00:15
Hayley wrote:A quick message to Steve - a longtime lurker - who met me (and my friend Ange) in a pub just outside Southampton last night in my boots and PVC mac (well it was raining!) and couldn't believe it was really me! Hope this proves it.
Hi! And thanks for the cab ride (and the quick snog!)
Hayley
So, what was Steve doing in your boots and pvc mac? or did i misunderstand?
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by Richard » 10 Dec 2007, 00:37
WHAT!!!
You were in Southampton and didn't call on me?
You must have my address from all the videos & DVDs I've bought and I checked my pm box as soon as I got back from Edinburgh on Saturday afternoon. If you send a pm I'll give you my phone numbers in case of future near misses.
I don't bite beautiful women, honest! (ask Kate, Cede, Miss T, wam-in-bed and Sexywhenwet if you don't believe me).
You were in Southampton and didn't call on me?
You must have my address from all the videos & DVDs I've bought and I checked my pm box as soon as I got back from Edinburgh on Saturday afternoon. If you send a pm I'll give you my phone numbers in case of future near misses.
I don't bite beautiful women, honest! (ask Kate, Cede, Miss T, wam-in-bed and Sexywhenwet if you don't believe me).
Bottoms Up!
Re: Hi Steve!
by BillShipton » 10 Dec 2007, 11:40
Hayley wrote:A quick message to Steve - a longtime lurker - who met me (and my friend Ange) in a pub just outside Southampton last night in my boots and PVC mac (well it was raining!) and couldn't believe it was really me! Hope this proves it.
Hi! And thanks for the cab ride (and the quick snog!)
Hayley
Does that mean I get to snog Ange in return?
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by Hayley » 10 Dec 2007, 14:12
Heehee. This has got more of a response than I expected!
Sorry I didn't contact you about my night out, Richard! To be honest, I didn't know we were going out, I was meant to be having a girly night in at Ange's place but she was in the mood for the pub - despite the weather! So we fought our way through the gales and rain for a few JDs.
Can I just say Steve was the perfect gentleman (and very fetching in my boots and mac!!!) and didn't pester us at all. He merely mentioned that I reminded him of 'this girl he knew on the internet' and Ange (a few whiskeys down her already) said, "Is she called Hayley?" to which he blushed bright pink! It was followed by the inevitable explanation and his confession to being a bit of a fan. But Steve didn't interrogate us (in fact I think he was a bit overawed, bless him) instead he let us get on with our chat. Thanks for that. He and his mate did come over for a bit of natter at the end though which was a laugh - and he let us share his cab back to Ange's as it was still pretty rough outside. No they didn't come in!
I promise a snog to any of you I meet in a similar way - especially DD (though in her case I want a go what Gilly did - namely shoving my face in her messy breasts!). I was a bit surprised cos I always thought I was unrecognisable (apart from the shiny outfits!). Perhaps it was cos I was wet and looked a mess! Anyway, do feel free to say hello if you do spot me anywhere!
So thanks again, Steve, for being friendly and not scary in the slightest!
Hayley x x
PS I wanted to take a quick photo of us in the pub for the forum but Steve was dead against it. Seems his gf is away and would take offence.
Sorry I didn't contact you about my night out, Richard! To be honest, I didn't know we were going out, I was meant to be having a girly night in at Ange's place but she was in the mood for the pub - despite the weather! So we fought our way through the gales and rain for a few JDs.
Can I just say Steve was the perfect gentleman (and very fetching in my boots and mac!!!) and didn't pester us at all. He merely mentioned that I reminded him of 'this girl he knew on the internet' and Ange (a few whiskeys down her already) said, "Is she called Hayley?" to which he blushed bright pink! It was followed by the inevitable explanation and his confession to being a bit of a fan. But Steve didn't interrogate us (in fact I think he was a bit overawed, bless him) instead he let us get on with our chat. Thanks for that. He and his mate did come over for a bit of natter at the end though which was a laugh - and he let us share his cab back to Ange's as it was still pretty rough outside. No they didn't come in!
I promise a snog to any of you I meet in a similar way - especially DD (though in her case I want a go what Gilly did - namely shoving my face in her messy breasts!). I was a bit surprised cos I always thought I was unrecognisable (apart from the shiny outfits!). Perhaps it was cos I was wet and looked a mess! Anyway, do feel free to say hello if you do spot me anywhere!
So thanks again, Steve, for being friendly and not scary in the slightest!
Hayley x x
PS I wanted to take a quick photo of us in the pub for the forum but Steve was dead against it. Seems his gf is away and would take offence.
by piemeplease » 10 Dec 2007, 17:54
See, now Bill will have to offer to snog any forum member he meets in the interest of equality.
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by BillShipton » 11 Dec 2007, 10:24
piemeplease wrote:See, now Bill will have to offer to snog any forum member he meets in the interest of equality.
Good point, PMP! Do I get to stick my head between Dolly's messy boobs too? I can only hope...
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by andy250 » 11 Dec 2007, 15:16
BillShipton wrote:piemeplease wrote:See, now Bill will have to offer to snog any forum member he meets in the interest of equality.
Good point, PMP! Do I get to stick my head between Dolly's messy boobs too? I can only hope...
I think we would need to draw Straws over Dolly she has quiet a few fans, who would also like to have a go..... he he he he.... Hello Dolly!!!!!
regards
Andy
by PieGuy » 11 Dec 2007, 16:09
Don't be offended Rich, like they say "I call 'Pics or it didnt happen'".
Isn't all this "Hayley is out wearing PVC snogging girls" getting a bit old? Always away on business, can't make any events despite being one of the most high profile people in the community? Spain? Convienient. Only ever seen by a friend of a friend of a friend? Couldn't have a picture taken because of a gf? Couldn't you just black out his face?
Just come clean, don't insult our intelligence and we'll just all move on and not mention it again.
I'm not here to make trouble, as I love the forum and the people here, I'm just very disallusioned and couldnt stay quiet anymore. Please dont delete my post of ban me. Thanks.
Isn't all this "Hayley is out wearing PVC snogging girls" getting a bit old? Always away on business, can't make any events despite being one of the most high profile people in the community? Spain? Convienient. Only ever seen by a friend of a friend of a friend? Couldn't have a picture taken because of a gf? Couldn't you just black out his face?
Just come clean, don't insult our intelligence and we'll just all move on and not mention it again.
I'm not here to make trouble, as I love the forum and the people here, I'm just very disallusioned and couldnt stay quiet anymore. Please dont delete my post of ban me. Thanks.
by Hayley » 11 Dec 2007, 16:32
I am not going to ban you for stating your opinion. Even if your one and only post is rather rude.
I appreciate that my behaviour does warrant cynicism but it does also happen to be for real. I work in Spain most of the time now and I could never get to a meet, certainly not during the week. I can't show you a picture cos the guy I met in the pub wouldn't even let me take it - or rather have it taken. As for snogging girls and wearing PVC a lot...it happens a lot in rock pubs.
OK, you can choose to say this is all nonsense. Perhaps you are right in that unless I am prepared to do more for the community by joining in on meets and sessions, then I should fade away into the distance. It's been fun, but I can understand that my life choices do provoke cynicism, so perhaps better if I let you all get on with it till I have some pictures to share or can summon up the courage for a personal appearance.
Don't waste your time here debating whether I exist or not. It's meant to be a fun place. I do and have been involved in Splosh! since Day 1, but perhaps I am not as over-the-top as I make out, and whilst I enjoy what I do, don't always want to do it for public consumption (apart from the few photos, videos and articles, of course). So goodbye. Or is it au revoir?
Whatever happens, have a good Christmas...
Hayley
PS I am sorry if the pub story 'insults your intelligence' (or anyone else's) but that is exactly what happened. If I wanted to sex it up I would have said we went back to his place, rolled in custard and then made love for the rest of the night (in PVC, of course). Don't worry, your intelligence won't be threatned by me any more.
I appreciate that my behaviour does warrant cynicism but it does also happen to be for real. I work in Spain most of the time now and I could never get to a meet, certainly not during the week. I can't show you a picture cos the guy I met in the pub wouldn't even let me take it - or rather have it taken. As for snogging girls and wearing PVC a lot...it happens a lot in rock pubs.
OK, you can choose to say this is all nonsense. Perhaps you are right in that unless I am prepared to do more for the community by joining in on meets and sessions, then I should fade away into the distance. It's been fun, but I can understand that my life choices do provoke cynicism, so perhaps better if I let you all get on with it till I have some pictures to share or can summon up the courage for a personal appearance.
Don't waste your time here debating whether I exist or not. It's meant to be a fun place. I do and have been involved in Splosh! since Day 1, but perhaps I am not as over-the-top as I make out, and whilst I enjoy what I do, don't always want to do it for public consumption (apart from the few photos, videos and articles, of course). So goodbye. Or is it au revoir?
Whatever happens, have a good Christmas...
Hayley
PS I am sorry if the pub story 'insults your intelligence' (or anyone else's) but that is exactly what happened. If I wanted to sex it up I would have said we went back to his place, rolled in custard and then made love for the rest of the night (in PVC, of course). Don't worry, your intelligence won't be threatned by me any more.
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by piemeplease » 11 Dec 2007, 18:07
Oh Hayley, don't go! One person's opinion is certainly not representative of the rest of us.
I don't attend meets either (out of shyness not business like you) but I'm real and proud to be a part of our little community. Ok so I'm not knock out gorgeous like you... lol
Hayley we all value you and love and respect you. Don't you go running off anywhere.
I don't attend meets either (out of shyness not business like you) but I'm real and proud to be a part of our little community. Ok so I'm not knock out gorgeous like you... lol
Hayley we all value you and love and respect you. Don't you go running off anywhere.
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