"Haha, Think you can see where that went!"

"Next some spaghetti to slide down my back to my bum."

"Awww...that feels amazing!"

"Now, some lovely squidgy rice pud in the front..."

"Topped off with spaghetti hoops!"

 

"And my swimsuit is full to the brim!"

"But no slapping my bum! Anything could happen!

"There isn't even any room for an after dinner mint!"

"And at least my hair stayed clean! No, guys, you wouldn't, would you..."