"Hi, I'm Tiffany, and I have a question for you."

"How many things can I cram INSIDE my tight gold swimsuit?"

"Starting with two doz eggs....do you think I'll get them in?"

"Here goes! Oooh, they tickle!"

"Hee-hee they're leaking out of the bottom already!

"But I'm sure I can get some more down the back!"

"Oooooooh can you imagine how that feels?"

SQUELCH! "Sitting down was fun! Now some baked beans...

"Ohhh, I can feel them mixing with the eggs!"!

"Do you think they'll all go in?"

"Yup! They did! Hey, I've got a beer belly now!"

"Now some thick oatmeal..."