Introduction from a NOOb

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Introduction from a NOOb

Postby Jacob K Reist » 13 Sep 2006, 20:07

Dear Sploshers,



I am here. You can all relax and remain calm. I will dispel your irrational fears that make you do kink, and help you return to hetero-normalacy for purposes of reproduction, not recreation.

Any of you failing to submit to my standards of clean, church sanctioned sex will be reported to the authorities and escorted to underground military bases that we have prepositioned in every major city where sodomites like you, who indulge in the pleasures of the flesh tend to gather.

It's sad that you deny life-denying spirituality in favor of happiness, fulfillment, and peace. How can we possibly get some WAR out of you all if you are happy and secure in your sexuality?

We can't. This must stop.


Sin,


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Postby Hayley » 13 Sep 2006, 20:22

Yeah, very funny.

Is this all you do? If so, I'll take you off. If you have a valid contribution, feel free to make it.

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Postby DecadentDoll » 13 Sep 2006, 20:30

This guy made the same sort of post on Bizarre Forum....

someone in the thread asked me to "post my arse" so i posted a messy pic.

I feel that he is here making this post because of myself!

Hi again..... *sigh*
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Postby Hayley » 13 Sep 2006, 20:39

Sounds more like a nob than a noob. But lets see what happens...

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Postby andy250 » 13 Sep 2006, 20:50

I think its the weather its a bit warm for the time of year.

regards

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Postby wamram » 13 Sep 2006, 20:50

Just had a look at this nobs (sorry meant noobs) website :shock: and i think he"s a few buckets short of a gunging :roll: :!:
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Postby ClownJulie » 13 Sep 2006, 21:28

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Postby dirtydids » 13 Sep 2006, 22:48

HALLEJUHA :lol: (thinks i need a dictionary)
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Re: Introduction from a NOOb

Postby driversoft » 13 Sep 2006, 23:31

Jacob K Reist wrote:Dear Sploshers,

...Any of you failing to submit to my standards of clean, church sanctioned sex will be reported to the authorities and escorted to underground military bases that we have prepositioned in every major city where sodomites like you, who indulge in the pleasures of the flesh tend to gather.



Sorry? I've never gathered in an underground military base?? Am I missing some military fantasy here - gas mask fetish, perhaps?

And as for sanctioning sexual practices - I'd have thought that the Church was the last organisation to 'pontificate' on that subject, given the regular arrests that occur...
It wasn't that long ago that I'd punch someone in the face when they pissed me off; now I just delete them from Facebook - that'll show the mother-fuckers...
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Postby Jacob K Reist » 14 Sep 2006, 01:08

Hayley wrote:Yeah, very funny.

Is this all you do? If so, I'll take you off. If you have a valid contribution, feel free to make it.

Hayley




Dear Hayley,


I have plenty of valid contributions. That is, if your definition of "valid" happens to include insightful, relevant, and thoughtful.


If it helps with your decision about weather to ban me or not, I'm covered in nacho cheese as I type this, and it's very erotic.



Sin,


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Postby BillShipton » 14 Sep 2006, 09:42

I'd go for 'cheesy' rather than insightful if I was you.
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Postby Jacob K Reist » 14 Sep 2006, 11:13

BillShipton wrote:I'd go for 'cheesy' rather than insightful if I was you.


Dear BS,


Yes. I'd rather be lucky than good anyday.


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Postby josie » 14 Sep 2006, 22:51

Okay, i get you, ive seen your blog etc, and i see where your coming from, your actually pretty funny, your anti many things, you have good perception skills and your hoping that by putting obscure posts up people will be curious and check you out, well it worked for me, but i dont think calling everybody "losers" and inviting people to join your "shit list" is going to make people want to be part of your irreverant humour, maybe try a different tac, the over the top preacher who welcomes his children, something like that, i especially like your comments on the guy who drove blind, but at the end of the day, this is a site for people with an interest in wam, and im not sure they will jump on your "bandwagon", until it actually has wheels to carry it further, and do you really like Nacho cheese? I think not, but anyway, funny blog, like the concept :) Sorry this is a bit off topic but im a bit hyper today :).
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