Need ideas for when wife is away for 3 days

[Piggie]

So my wife got a new job and will be out of town for three days for training in two weeks. This is the first time in over a year that she's been gone to give me a chance to get messy. I'm pretty psyched about this. I still have my son but I can get messy in our master bathroom after he goes to bed. I've taken a day off of work too so I have some fun during the day in an empty house. I'm looking for some new ideas I can do. I've already been scoping different kinds of cakes at Walmart I might like to try. I'm really into humiliating myself during sessions. In the past I've done scenes pretending that my wife found out about my fetish and the stories I wrote about her so I had to follow her instructions to humiliate myself. I'm looking for some new fun things others may have done that I might be able to do or use as inspiration. I have some ideas but any other ideas would be helpful. Women, how would you have me humiliate myself? I have some time at least to come up with something good.

[Squelch]

How about mixing up a yucky bucket on her instructions and then covering yourself with the contents

[Piggie]

Instead of a yucky bucket, I'm thinking a bucket filled with cheddar cheese sauce, Alfredo sauce, and nacho cheese.