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View · by **TottyMcGee** » 14 Aug 2006, 23:29

What the hell, since we're posting pictures here's some from my escape act.

From my first ever gig as the Girl No Man Can Hold;

Promo shot;

Post-image change, when I took on a more retro peril-queen character;

Being straightjacketed;

Dishevelled but free;

There's a load more, along with video of the act and what sort of tricks I got up to, at http://www.helenheld.co.uk .

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View · by **DecadentDoll** » 15 Aug 2006, 03:11

absolutely gorgeous adventurous pics miss helen

i'd love to see the act

View · by **BillShipton** » 15 Aug 2006, 09:12

We are slowly building up quite a variety bill of entertainers on this forum (although most are you, Helen!). Perhaps we should do a Sunday Night at the Wamming Palladium sometime? Oh ho, yes! (Jimmy Tarbuck reference there for those of you old enough to remember).

Love the pics as I have a big weakness for 'turns'. And by the look of it, another sophisticated venue! Also love the big hair!

View · by **andy250** » 15 Aug 2006, 19:03

By heck I will have too see if we can get the phantom to come out of retirement for one last fling!!! I am currently trying to find Carmel who was well into getting sploshed in pvc to come and work with us, but so far to no avail!!! where are you woman!!! might ask snooty Victoria NOT!!!

We could have DD doing the music and Bill could host (so I dont have to he he he he!!!!) oh hang on that means I have to do a messy show!!!!!
pass the flans!!!!

regards

Andy

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 15 Aug 2006, 19:50

Sod the music I'll do my messy shirley temple act, with one of you lovely people pieing me

View · by **Spinynorman and Frilly** » 15 Aug 2006, 21:17

BillShipton wrote:
Oh ho, yes! (Jimmy Tarbuck reference there for those of you old enough to remember).

To reference another compere would such a show be both swinging and dodgy?

View · by NX » 15 Aug 2006, 21:58

Didn't ITV as it was the only one in those days bring it back as Live From Her Majestys in the 80's ! Seems Like we could do Recorded At Her Wamajestys!

View · by **welshcakes** » 16 Aug 2006, 07:33

"Sod the music I'll do my messy shirley temple act, with one of you lovely people pieing me"

I'd be more than happy to volunteer for that, DD! But you'll have to give me a few in return!

View · by **BillShipton** » 16 Aug 2006, 18:19

NX-74205 wrote:Didn't ITV as it was the only one in those days bring it back as Live From Her Majestys in the 80's ! Seems Like we could do Recorded At Her Wamajestys!

They did indeed with Mr Tarbuck ("Oh ho, is that the one?") hosting. A slightly unfortunate name as it was here that Tommy Cooper died (literally) on stage.

Barely Alive from Wamajesty's sounds fun. And another excuse to use the cheesy glitter curtain!

View · by **TottyMcGee** » 16 Aug 2006, 19:15

Enter joke about "time to beat the cock" here.

Talking of retro gameshows, what was that old one that used to have Bernie the Bolt, a blindfolded fella guided by a phone-in contestant to shoot at a target. I think that's dying to be Splosh-ised; give Derek the Dolt a pie instead of a crossbow, sit an attractive young lady down as the target and see how close he can get to hitting her, with or without guidance.

View · by **andy250** » 16 Aug 2006, 19:17

Not the curtains!! anything but the curtains. esp as they are spangly, would look good with DD doing her show in front of them. Thats it hire the spangly curtains!!!!

regards

Andy
(thinking of going on the X-Factor, NOT!!!!)

View · by **BillShipton** » 17 Aug 2006, 13:30

If you weren't all too mean to join (with the exception of NX) you'd know that DD has already done her Shirley Temple in front of the spangly curtains on Gilly's Silly House. And very good it was too. She later got put in the stocks by Gilly for daring to sing on HER site!

The show Helen is thinking of is The Golden Shit, sorry, Shot - birthplace of a thousand catchphrases including the ill-fated "Hang on to your hollyhocks". It would make a good Splosh! game show. I sense a new thread starting...

View · by NX » 17 Aug 2006, 18:23

Do I get a credit for helping with the title. DD singing was good, though it did annoy after a while that even more pies should have been used. Was shocked at the Mad Splatter's Tea Party, wonder Bill if we mention DD gets naked they might join Gilly's Silly House!

NX

View · by **the_stig** » 17 Aug 2006, 19:26

Sorry for dragging the topic back but i just found an even sexier pic!

And I'd love to plant a custard and cream pie on that bum

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