ALL NEW Splosh! film Eden's Master Bake Off to Download

[BillShipton]

We're back filming again!

After a long break, we thought the world was missing our rubbish jokes and silly piss-takes, so we're back - and this time it's widescreen and shot in HD (though available in SD). And you can download it now at http://www.sploshdownloads.com.

The first of what we hope will be more movies to come is Eden's Master Bake-Off. The lovely Eden plays the sexily business-suited judge of cookery show, The Great British Master Bake Off, where she has to give her verdict on a large number of mainly real cakes, cheesecakes, gateaux and desserts - by having then shoved in her pretty face and down her panties! Of course she finds fault will all of them (even though the contestants try to remedy their defects by adding cream, custard, treacle and more pie filling!) and not surprisingly! The lemon meringue pie has a soggy bottom (as does Eden very soon after!), the oatcakes are nothing more than plates of porridge thrown at her from several angles simultaneously, and OAP Edith's sponge cake has never been near the oven leaving it completely liquid! Only one meets her approval - a chocolate gateau so more-ish Eden can't resist stripping off to feel its gooey texture on her bare boobs. But when she announces it the winner, the other competitors smell a rat and get revenge!

The 13 minute film is laced with Splosh!'s trademark humour (Eden's rant at Edith for her uncooked sponge is genuinely funny!) and available in widescreen in high quality mp4 and WMV formats. For more information, more photos and to download this movie go to http://www.sploshdownloads.com now.

We really hope you like it cos if you do we'll be making a whole lot more. If not, I'll just give up and live in one of the shelters on the seafront!

[matt2matt2002]

Great stuff Bill.
Funnily enough I am a great master baker myself.
Geddit?

[Trouso]

Don't line that shelter with newspaper yet, Bill!

Fantastic work. Loved it. Eden is quite something.

Particularly liked the homage to Tiswas at the end, the 'where are the oatcakes?' bit, the jam pie, and there's a rather nicely framed shot of the first cake which includes her cleavage (Thought that was funny).

[BillShipton]

I agree about the cleavage/cake shot! In fact I liked it so much that it is now the wide shot on my Facebook page over at www.facebook.com/bill.shipton . I am aware though that widescreen requires a rather more interesting set than we have at present! Will be great for two-girl shoots though. I won't have to keep telling people to stand closer together!

[osbaldeston]

Always good to have new Splosh material, especially when it features Eden! Love that second photo where she's looking down at the gateau.

[Aufpet]

A triumphant return!

This clip has all the classic SPLOSH elements in terms of style, bad jokes (sorry Bill), mess and a great performance by Eden .

''This is what they want!''

[kellyfowler]

Fantastic, Bill! And great finale!

[treehugger]

wonderful pic's of Eden Bill downloading it now

[brick]

Great to see you back filming, Bill, and great to see Eden getting her clothes off and mess on again!

[Richard]

Lovely to see Eden in action again ; I was wondering if she had retired for ever .

[Richard]

Think of the advantages of living in the seafront shelter Bill. No rent or taxes, the models could wash in the sea, all the mess would be washed away by the rain or a high tide and you will save enough cash to afford a few beers while you warm up in the pub .

[BillShipton]

Think of the advantages of living in the seafront shelter Bill. No rent or taxes, the models could wash in the sea, all the mess would be washed away by the rain or a high tide and you will save enough cash to afford a few beers while you warm up in the pub .

Have fallen asleep in one on the way back from the pub before now...they are a bit draughty this time of year!

[wannabegunged]

Wow..!!!! Always loved Splosh videos and pictures!! and am sooo pleased to see a return.!! I think I can speak for everyone on here and other messy sites when I say that your shoots are by far some of the best and funniest around and to have you back produciong videos is great..!! Hope to see more soon.. W.B.G

[ralph]

Brilliant!! SPLOSH videos are the only WAM material out there worth paying for. Particularly love the puns Bill. Much, much MORE please!!

[charlie]

Great set Bill, more please