This weekend I had a special visitor from the Midlands, who had promised me a very special treat! Plus, I kinda owed him from the last Bristol Splunch, where he "popped" my savoury cherry.......Items so kindly deposited over me were.....1 large bucket of cold thick lump gravy, 4 large bottles of tomato ketchup (1.35 kg size), 6 bottles of brown sauce (540g), 5 packs of instant mash, long cut spaghetti, spaghetti hoops, tomato, mushroom, minestrone, lentil and veg soups, 2 tins of minced beef and onion and squeezy cheese!
We began with a good old fashioned pant filling with some of the spaghetti down the front of my black lacey knickers, then mash potato down the back. I was then made to sit and wiggle to ensure a good spread of the mix! Then the rest of the savoury goods were dispatched as only Nasty knows how......and thoroughly degrading affair, but with some pleasureable moments, too.......I've decided he can come and visit again, in about 6 months time when the smell has vanished
