When Richard met Candy...

[pouronlady]

It looked a lot of fun and Candy looks great.

[Richard]

Nice work Richard and Candy, two leg ends of the UK Sploshing scene!

I hope I'm at the top end of the leg, not near the bottom!

Oh, and Sploshman, try to keep up with the action; you're lagging behind !

[slapstickfan]

Finally will give Candy that dark gloopy sludging that i've been warning her about later this month .

Pics will be forthcoming if i don't forget my camera tee hee.

Wow that dark gloopy sludging sounds great. Just the kind of thing I wanna see. Look forward to seeing the pictures Sploshman

[Lizzie_Claymore]

I hope I'm at the top end of the leg, not near the bottom!

Unless thinking of things from an anatomical point of view, in which case the bottom is just above the top of the leg!

[Richard]

I hope I'm at the top end of the leg, not near the bottom!

Unless thinking of things from an anatomical point of view, in which case the bottom is just above the top of the leg!

Hooray! I got a bite

[Lizzie_Claymore]

Well ... you couldn't expect me to turn up an opportunity like that!!

"Claymore(you give me the feed line and I'll give you the punchline)Wam"

<Trombone>
wah, wah, wah, waaaahhhhh
</Trombone>

[Sploshman]

Nice work Richard and Candy, two leg ends of the UK Sploshing scene!

I hope I'm at the top end of the leg, not near the bottom!

Oh, and Sploshman, try to keep up with the action; you're lagging behind !

I have to let you lot catchup somehow innit

[Sploshman]

Finally will give Candy that dark gloopy sludging that i've been warning her about later this month .

Pics will be forthcoming if i don't forget my camera tee hee.

Wow that dark gloopy sludging sounds great. Just the kind of thing I wanna see. Look forward to seeing the pictures Sploshman

I'm lookimg fwd to it too - if nothing else finally gets in the way LOL (poor Candy has been waiting for yonks now lol).

[Richard]

Thanks for the response Claymore. The old jokes are always the best (Applause!!!)

Well ... you couldn't expect me to turn up an opportunity like that!!

"Claymore(you give me the feed line and I'll give you the punchline)Wam"

<Trombone>
wah, wah, wah, waaaahhhhh
</Trombone>

[Richard]

Sploshman, some advice re your wishlist:

Mouse...

Three counts...

Count 1. Count your balls before the session.

Count 2. Count your balls again after the session.

Count 3. If both answers are the same, count yourself lucky!!!

[Lizzie_Claymore]

Thanks for the response Claymore. The old jokes are always the best (Applause!!!)

Yes .... and speaking as an old joke, I should know!

That's right folks - There's nothing like an old joke.... and that was, indeed, nothing like an old joke.

<Boom, tish!>

"I thanyew!"

[Sploshman]

Sploshman, some advice re your wishlist:

Mouse...

Three counts...

Count 1. Count your balls before the session.

Count 2. Count your balls again after the session.

Count 3. If both answers are the same, count yourself lucky!!!

Thanks for the advice Rich but i think she better be ready for me LOL

[muckypup]

My money is on Mouse

Sploshman, some advice re your wishlist:

Mouse...

Three counts...

Count 1. Count your balls before the session.

Count 2. Count your balls again after the session.

Count 3. If both answers are the same, count yourself lucky!!!

Thanks for the advice Rich but i think she better be ready for me LOL

[Sploshman]

...then i don't think you know the powers of the Sploshman yet mate .

You should take a look of my track record and i'm still bloody going LOL LOL.