Candy Can Do It - and does in her messiest rudest film ever!

[BillShipton]

Actually it's as thick as mayo (or at least the squirtable mayo you get in cash & carries) but Candy used it in far greater quantities than you'd use on a burger.

At the risk of sounding too much like Homer Simpson, the smell doesn't half make you hungry! Mmmmm burgers.....

[McMuck]

You're something else, Candy. And here I was looking for bignsexy's messy breasts!

[wannabegunged]

AWESOME!!!! surely candy has got to be fly to the top of the list to become the next victim of the splosh pillories!!

WBG