A messy session with Candy.
A thought well worth considering.
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Jim wrote:You see what you've done Candy. Sent the message twice, I can't think straight.............oh my God!
Can't think straight, huh?
Is it just me, or has anyone else wondered how Uri Geller masturbates???
Straight... no - straight..........
OK, it's just me then....
It wasn't that long ago that I'd punch someone in the face when they pissed me off; now I just delete them from Facebook - that'll show the mother-fuckers...
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driversoft - Posts: 358 [ View ]
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Jim wrote:You see what you've done Candy. Sent the message twice, I can't think straight.............oh my God!
GOOD! thats what we like to hear
email me m'darlin I will make sure you thoughts stay...er... unstraight? lol
CC xxx
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Candy Custard - Posts: 1218 [ View ]
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driversoft wrote:
Can't think straight, huh?
Is it just me, or has anyone else wondered how Uri Geller masturbates???
Straight... no - straight..........
OK, it's just me then....
yes that ones definitely just you
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Candy Custard - Posts: 1218 [ View ]
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Oh, I thought this was a thread about the wit and comedy of John Sessions.
Sploshing Candy is a much better topic though.
Sploshing Candy is a much better topic though.
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dirty_oliver - Posts: 39 [ View ]
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Never mind repeating yourself. The thought of Candy sessions have resulted in my inability to speak.
Luckily I can still type. Carry on like this and I'll be a dead ringer for Stephen Hawkins.
Luckily I can still type. Carry on like this and I'll be a dead ringer for Stephen Hawkins.
Vote for The BLAH! Party. The Captain for Prime Minister....it's the only Sensible option. Visit www.blahparty.org
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jammed06 wrote:well speaking from experience candy is definatly "involved" shall we say. i only went to fix her computer n ended up in that legendry pool of hers! all good though.
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Jim wrote:Sharp intake of breath whilst remaining outwardly calm.........
What am I letting myself in for?
a fabulous sploshy time my dear, thats what. I am a pussycat. I dont bite or scratch though, only purr
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Candy Custard wrote:Jim wrote:Sharp intake of breath whilst remaining outwardly calm.........
What am I letting myself in for?
a fabulous sploshy time my dear, thats what. I am a pussycat. I dont bite or scratch though, only purr
A lovely pussycat as well who loves her custard
dids
xxxx
I love a messy girl
dirtydids wrote:Candy Custard wrote:Jim wrote:Sharp intake of breath whilst remaining outwardly calm.........
What am I letting myself in for?
a fabulous sploshy time my dear, thats what. I am a pussycat. I dont bite or scratch though, only purr
A lovely pussycat as well who loves her custard
dids
xxxx
lol dids thats you as well hehe except maybe you are cheeky cockney pussycat that likes custard. rofl
hows u lovey? xx
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