Supermarket Splosh (Part 1)

[Slapstickman]

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SuperMarket Splosh (Part One)

Lizzie was late for work again. She hadn’t meant to be, but her car wouldn’t start, so she’d had to run for a bus. It was the second time this week she’d been late and she knew that her supervisor, Sophie, would go mad.

Lizzie couldn’t always help being late. She was a student and always seemed to have too much to do - dashing around from lecture to work to the library or to parties. Sophie wasn’t too much older than Lizzie, but seemed to have been born organised. She was never late.

Lizzie got the impression that Sophie didn’t really have a lot of time for students. Sophie had gone straight out to work after school and had become a supervisor at a really young age. She was hard working, serious and efficient and Lizzie thought Sophie found her frivolous, lazy and unreliable. It was going to be worse this evening because there were only two of them in the store, doing the late shift stacking shelves while the rest of the staff had gone home. Lizzie would have Sophie on her case all evening.

Sure enough, Sophie was waiting for Lizzie at the staff entrance as she arrived. “You’re late” she snapped.

“Sorry Sophie, my car’s broken down. I had to get the bus”

“And you couldn’t phone, why?”

“My phone’s run out of credit and I haven’t been able to top it up” Lizzie explained.

“Always an excuse with you, isn’t there Lizzie? Well, hurry up and get changed into your uniform we’ve got some serious work to do this evening”

“I haven’t got my uniform” Lizzie said, “We’re just stacking shelves and there’s no customers, so I thought I’d be ok just to come in my civvies”.

“As long as you are on duty Lizzie, you wear the Value Mart uniform. Are you stupid?”

“No, I just thought…”

“Well don’t think, It’s obviously not your strong point” Sophie snapped “Come with me, I’ll find you a new uniform”.

Lizzie followed Sophie to the uniform store at the back of the staff room. Sophie looked in the spare uniform box and threw a Value Mart skirt and blouse at Lizzie. “Get changed and join me in the store right away” she snapped.

Lizzie walked into the female staff changing room and slipped off her t-shirt and jeans. She pulled the skirt up, over her white thong. It was way too short for her and only reached halfway down her thighs. Still, she thought, it would annoy Sophie that way. She slipped the blouse on. It was a little too tight and the top two buttons had come off, revealing plenty of Lizzie’s ample cleavage. Lizzie brushed her long dark brown hair and sighed. She walked to join Sophie in the shop.

Sophie had already started stacking some tins by the time Lizzie joined her on the shop floor. “What are you wearing?” Sophie yelled as she saw Lizzie appear in short skirt and bulging blouse “you look like a complete tart”. Lizzie smiled sweetly.

“Well it’s too late to get changed now” Sophie continued “there’s nobody to impress in here tonight, just me and you so you can look like a prostitute if you want”

“Thank you” Lizzie said sarcastically.

“Right. I want you to start with the cans of baked beans and then move on to the cartons of custard on aisle 1. Do you think you can manage that?” Sophie sneered.

“It’ll be very hard, but I’ll try” Lizzie smiled and began stacking the baked beans. This was so tedious she thought as she watched Sophie carefully and quickly stack a shelf full of spaghetti hoops. She wondered why Sophie was so uptight. When Lizzie first started working at Value Mart, she thought she’d be make friends with Sophie. Sophie was pretty with a nice figure, and gorgeous, expensively cut blonde hair. Lizzie had heard some of the lads comment that Sophie’s bum was so sexy; it even looked great in Value Mart women’s trousers. An impressive feat, Lizzie had to agree. However, Lizzie had unwittingly managed to make an enemy of Sophie from the beginning, it seemed.

Half an hour later passed without a word between the two of them. Lizzie had finished stacking the baked beans. “I’m done now” She called over to Sophie “I’m going to start on the custard”

“Not so fast” Sophie called and walked over to Lizzie. “Those beans aren’t straight”

“They look straight to me” Lizzie said.

“Well you’re an idiot” Sophie snapped “the label’s not facing directly front wards, they all need moving an inch to the left”

“An inch to the left” Lizzie exclaimed, “you’re joking?”

“Do I look like I’m joking?” Sophie glared at Lizzie. “Take them all down and stack them again. Properly this time or I’ll give you a written warning”

Lizzie groaned.

“And anything that you haven’t stacked by the end of your shift, will need to be stacked on your own time, so I’d hurry up if I were you” Sophie smiled coldly.

Lizzie set to work un-stacking and then re-stacking the beans. It took her over 40 minutes to complete the mind-numbing task second time around. “There must be other jobs” Lizzie thought “I’ve got to buy the jobs paper on Wednesday”

Sophie turned up just as Lizzie placed the last tin on top of the display. “That’s better, now move onto the custard.” Lizzie was about to go when Sophie frowned “Hang on a minute, this tin’s loose” Sophie pulled out a tin of beans from the bottom row. Lizzie screamed as her careful display came crashing to the floor.

“Oh dear, looks like you’ve got to start again” Sophie smiled.

Lizzie was fuming. “You did that deliberately” she growled, barely able to hold her temper.

“I did not,” Sophie countered. “ And I’d think again before I made any more rash allegations, if I were you. Now, I’m going for my break. If you’re not halfway through stacking those beans when I get back in ten minutes, you’re on a written warning, understood?”

“But…..but” Lizzie stuttered, barely able to speak, red in the face with rage.

“Good. Now get a move on” Sophie glared, as she walked towards the staff room.

Lizzie began to pick up the cans of beans, but after the first few tins she stopped. No matter how badly she needed the money, no job was worth this. Sophie had something coming and she was just the girl to give it to her.

Lizzie looked at her watch. Sophie would be back in exactly 8 and a half minutes, she’d have to be quick. Lizzie had to get some items together.

She grabbed some scissors, a whisk and a bowl from the home ware aisles and then some sponge flan cases. Next up were the cartons of custard, then finally some thick whipping cream. Lizzie opened up the flan cases using the scissors and then poured the custard into them, making half a dozen sloppy custard pies. She poured the cream into the bowl and whipped it until it was good and thick. She spread the cream on top of the pies. When the cream was all distributed she opened four tins of baked beans and poured them into the creamy bowl.

“Still got a couple of minutes” Lizzie figured. She dashed back to the home wares aisle and grabbed a couple of buckets. On the way back, she grabbed two crates of natural yogurt. She’d just finished pouring the last yogurt carton into the second bucket when she heard Sophie re-appear. Lizzie quickly checked her stash was hidden behind a crate of powdered milk that needed stacking and stood waiting for Sophie.

“What have you been doing for the last ten minutes?” Sophie snapped, “you’re no closer to stacking those beans than you were when I left”

“Sophie” Lizzie smiled “I’ve been working on my resignation”

Sophie’s eyes lit up “oh, really”. Finally, she thought, she’d got rid of the useless tart.

“Yes, I’m afraid I just can’t cut it here and I’ve decided to quit”

“Right” Sophie beamed “well if you insist, that’s no problem. I’ll take your resignation letter now and start processing it straight away”

“I haven’t got a resignation letter as such” Lizzie smiled, mischievously.

“Really” Sophie asked, “what have you got?”

“It’s more a resignation present” Lizzie explained

“Well whatever, I don’t care. Just let me have it” Sophie grinned

“Oh perfect” Lizzie smiled deliriously “I didn’t catch what you just said Sophie, the last few words”

“I said. Let me have it” Sophie snapped.

“I’m so glad you said that” Lizzie laughed. She bent behind the crate of dried milk and carefully reached for a custard pie. Before Sophie had chance to duck or run, Lizzie jumped up and smooshed it straight in her face.

Sophie screamed as the cream and custard splattered all over her face and slid down her pristine white Value Mart blouse. Custard splattered into her hair, on her shoulders down her front.

“You bitch” she yelled at Lizzie “don’t think for a minute you’re getting away with this. You’ll never work again in this town”

“That was very dramatic Sophie” Lizzie grinned, as she watched Sophie wipe the custard and cream from her eyes, “you should be nicer to me, especially when there are plenty more where that came from”. Splat! Lizzie planted a second pie square in Sophie’s face. There were muffled screams as she twisted it in, before letting the flan case fall onto Sophie’s chest.

“Oh my god” Sophie gasped as she dripped pie all over Value Mart’s floor.

“Tut Tut” Lizzie smiled “Your uniform is looking a bit of a state Sophie. That’s not a very good example to set me, is it?”

“This is assault” Sophie spluttered through a face full of sticky custard.

“Yes” Lizzie agreed, “It probably is”. She picked up another huge pie and walked towards the hapless Sophie. This time she undid the buttons on Sophie’s blouse. Sophie just stood there, rooted to the spot in disbelief as her blouse was opened revealing a lacy, expensive looking, cream bra. Splot!! The third pie was dumped over her chest. Sophie gasped as the cold custard and cream splattered over her boobs and almost certainly ruined her bra. The messy filling ran down her stomach and over her trousers. Lizzie plopped the pie on Sophie’s head as she bent down to get the next item.

Sophie slicked back her custard-coated hair and the flan case slid down her back. She had never been so humiliated in her life.

Lizzie grabbed the bowl filled with beans and reached for Sophie’s trousers. She undid the first button to create some room and opened the trousers as far as they would go. Sophie grimaced as the contents of the bowl were poured down her trousers. She felt the slimy beans slide down her panties and slowly down her thighs, then trickle down her legs, as some of the beans and tomato sauce dribbled into a pool over her shoes.

“I’m going to enjoy seeing you in court for this” Sophie fumed as her once immaculate cream lace panties were now soaked in tomato sauce. They stuck to her pussy as she uncomfortably shook her trousers and beans continued the slow slide down her legs and thighs.

“I’m going to enjoy telling the court about this. Especially this next one” Lizzie grinned widely. She pulled at Sophie’s trousers and they slipped from her supervisors grasp as they slid around her ankles. Sophie knew what was coming next, but there wasn’t much she could do about it. If she ran, she’d just slip over in the mess on the floor. Lizzie pulled at Sophie’s already open blouse until it slid off, joining her trousers in a heap in a puddle of beans, custard and cream.

Sophie was very attractive, Lizzie thought, as her nemesis stood before her in just some discoloured lacey underwear. Apart from being very pretty, she had a firm, sexy bum, toned slim legs and nice 36C breasts. Too bad she was a total bitch. Lizzie picked up a bucket of Yogurt and walked over to Sophie.

“Don’t you dare” Sophie growled, although there was an air of resignation in her voice. Lizzie tipped the bucket right over her head. Sophie squealed as the cold yogurt splattered over her. It slopped over her breasts and down her stomach; it cascaded over her shoulders and ran down her back. She was covered in thick, white, sticky, slimy yogurt.

“This is priceless” Lizzie howled with laughter.

Sophie tried to wipe her eyes clear of the thick white goop, she looked like a walking pot of yogurt.

“For my next trick” Lizzie giggled as undid Sophie’s bra. “It’s back to the pies…..”

Sophie just stood speechless as she felt her panties being pulled down her slimy thighs. She was now completely naked apart from her shoes.

The first remaining pie soon made contact with her bare breasts. Lizzie rubbed the cold pie up and down until Sophie’s tits were completely coated in the sticky pie filling and her nipples couldn’t have stuck out any further. Sophie looked down at her custard-coated orbs and sighed.

Lizzie grabbed another Pie. “Where could that be going?” Sophie wondered as her insubordinate colleague walked behind her. She soon got her answer as the pie was slapped with some force across her naked bottom. “Oooooohhh” Sophie exclaimed, as the pie was smooshed into her bare buttocks. The creamy goo dribbled from her butt down the back of her thighs.

Lizzie had already grabbed the second yogurt filled bucket and had put it on the floor wondering where she was going to tip it, but Sophie wasn’t going to take any more humiliation. She turned to run, but slipped and fell. Splott!! Her bare bottom landed with a splash in the second bucket. She gasped as the cold yogurt slopped between her thighs. Sophie was stuck in the bucket, legs akimbo. Yogurt sloshed up to her stomach and down to her thighs. Lizzie couldn’t resist cementing her misery and slammed the last pie into Sophie’s despairing face.

Sophie screamed as the pie hit her square in the face. “Let’s capture this moment for ever” Lizzie chuckled and took her phone out of her skirt pocket. She photographed Sophie, stark naked and covered in slop, sat in a bucket of yogurt, unable to move.

“I quit” Lizzie smiled broadly as she walked away.

[wamram]

Good

[captain sensible]

All those views and only one comment so far? Hardly seems fair!

So I'll say good story (it would make a hell of a photo shoot, with our favourite Splosh girls in the starring roles), and I'm looking forward to your next contribution!

[flemwod22]

Brilliant story I wish there were more like this.

[jammed06]

ive often tried writing messy stories but none worth putting up. this is in a totally different league of its own. its excellent!

[Scud01us]

A damn good start to this three-part-er

[Devo77]

Great story. Loved part 1

[PleasePieMeMistress]

Top stuff loved it.