Hi All,
I've really been enjoying looking at this forum over the past few weeks, and thought it was about time i stopped lurking and contributed. I just wondered what's the messiest you've ever managed to get?
Most of my messy fantasies involve getting ridiculously messy, and each time i get the chance to do some messing i always feel the urge to try and take things a step further than i've ever been before. I love getting messy fully clothed, and usually end up filling and totally covering my clothes in a variety of mess.
But one day i have the desire to just go completely mad in Tesco's and buy anything and everything that's messy. Then fill my clothes with as much mess as possible, cover myself head to toe in food mess, and then once this is accomplished get totally covered in Essex mud 'Chantelle style'. I think i will remain unfulfilled until i've managed to get this messy. Has anyone managed this level of messyness?
Looking forward to your replies.
What's the messiest you've ever been?
by Sploshman » 03 Jun 2006, 13:28
Think when i did a session with Gungegirls with the lovely Kate from there a few years back.
Was a v.messy session and was well and truely covered lol.
A close 2nd had to be when i went to the Splosh studio's for the first time with my then GF at the time and it was the first time i'd ever done a messy session.
3rd had to be when i went to Carawam and had a v.big mud and custard session with one of there lovely models down there too.
Was a v.messy session and was well and truely covered lol.
A close 2nd had to be when i went to the Splosh studio's for the first time with my then GF at the time and it was the first time i'd ever done a messy session.
3rd had to be when i went to Carawam and had a v.big mud and custard session with one of there lovely models down there too.
by welshcakes » 04 Jun 2006, 00:31
I've been sploshing for years but I had my messiest session yet just a few weeks ago. We made mountains of custard and cream pies, served on nice soft flan cases, gallons of custard, served straight, no chaser, loads of cream, oodles of rice pudding and about 10 packets of dream topping.
Naturally, most of the pies ended up in my face but she found herself on the receiving end of quite a few of them. Some in the face, some over her breasts and plenty between the legs (for me to lick off). Plus, we both had custard over our heads and down our pants and for an encore I completely smothered her in rice pudding. Then things got X-rated. We made love in several positions before I eventually came over her face.
Boy, did we make a mess. I'm still scooping rice pudding out of my ears now.
Naturally, most of the pies ended up in my face but she found herself on the receiving end of quite a few of them. Some in the face, some over her breasts and plenty between the legs (for me to lick off). Plus, we both had custard over our heads and down our pants and for an encore I completely smothered her in rice pudding. Then things got X-rated. We made love in several positions before I eventually came over her face.
Boy, did we make a mess. I'm still scooping rice pudding out of my ears now.
Look, if you're all going to throw pies around would you mind throwing them at me!!!
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by DecadentDoll » 04 Jun 2006, 01:53
welshcakes wrote: Then things got X-rated. We made love in several positions before I eventually came over her face.
Boy, did we make a mess. I'm still scooping rice pudding out of my ears now.
if i was single...you'd be in trouble!
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by Spinynorman and Frilly » 04 Jun 2006, 07:46
[quote="welshcakes We made love in several positions before I eventually came over her face.
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Blimey! It's amazing that you could still see her face.
Sounds like a fantastic session.
It's been a long time since we did anything like that, sploshing is difficult when you have an eighteen year old popping in and out of the house at all hours and a two year old who was obviously a limpet in a former life!
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Blimey! It's amazing that you could still see her face.
Sounds like a fantastic session.
It's been a long time since we did anything like that, sploshing is difficult when you have an eighteen year old popping in and out of the house at all hours and a two year old who was obviously a limpet in a former life!
Kind regards, Spinynorman and Frilly
Still messing about after all these years!
Still messing about after all these years!
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by welshcakes » 04 Jun 2006, 09:23
DD, I just saw your comment and I have to say it gave me a very pleasurable tingle all over. Cheers!
Look, if you're all going to throw pies around would you mind throwing them at me!!!
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by Dreamer » 04 Jun 2006, 12:07
DecadentDoll wrote:welshcakes wrote: Then things got X-rated. We made love in several positions before I eventually came over her face.
Boy, did we make a mess. I'm still scooping rice pudding out of my ears now.
if i was single...you'd be in trouble!
Sounds like a good kind of trouble, mind... *envy* haha
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by welshcakes » 04 Jun 2006, 23:54
Man, I do so love to be in trouble. I ain't happy unless I'm receiving a stern reprimand. I'm a haughty young rapscallion, and no mistake!
Look, if you're all going to throw pies around would you mind throwing them at me!!!
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by mudbath » 05 Jun 2006, 00:51
The messiest and unfortunatley last session me and my wife had involved beans, spaghetti, angel delight and rice pudding. although we used stuff like this in the past my wife got really carried away and it ended up all over the walls and ourselves, she usually didn't like me to get her hair messy but this ocasion (in revenge) i placed a bowl of rice pudding over her head, to finish she crawled over me, invited me to tear her blouse open and lowered her considerable breast down on... well im sure i need type no more.
by Dreamer » 05 Jun 2006, 08:30
welshcakes wrote:Man, I do so love to be in trouble. I ain't happy unless I'm receiving a stern reprimand. I'm a haughty young rapscallion, and no mistake!
*finds self transported into a Bill Bailey Sketch*
"Maude, have you seen my pipe cleaners?"
"Sorry dear, I made them into toys for the children."
"dooooh"
I *heart* the 50s.
And Bill Bailey.
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40 bakery pies
by Otif » 05 Jun 2006, 13:53
I once dated a gal who was an owner of a local bakery. She had never thought of using her pies for play but after dropping a few hints she decided to give it a try. I had only expected her to make 10, so I was pleasantly surprised when I went over to her house and found 40. I actually had to go back to the Home Depot and get 5 more plastic tarps because I knew it would be a lot more mess than I thought.
We quickly found out that after 10 pies each there was not a place on either of us that wasn't sufficiently creamed but used the rest anyway in a series of quick and multiple hits.
All in all there was about 4 inches of cream and filling on the floor when we were done. Sadly we grew apart when she decided to get back together with an ex and ended up marrying him, but we did play one more time after she made another 30 pies using two 5 pound bags of whipped cream mix.
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We quickly found out that after 10 pies each there was not a place on either of us that wasn't sufficiently creamed but used the rest anyway in a series of quick and multiple hits.
All in all there was about 4 inches of cream and filling on the floor when we were done. Sadly we grew apart when she decided to get back together with an ex and ended up marrying him, but we did play one more time after she made another 30 pies using two 5 pound bags of whipped cream mix.
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by muckypup » 05 Jun 2006, 18:33
mudbath wrote:to finish she crawled over me, invited me to tear her blouse open and lowered her considerable breast down on... well im sure i need type no more.
No no I'm sure you could write more
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