Best substances?

Hi, first time poster but long time lurker
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i kinda need some advice of the experts really. i told my gf about sploshing and she's really keen to try it, especially to get pied, but she doesnt really like cream or custard at all
. Do you guys have any suggestions on whats the best substances to use for pies and to gunge her with?
thanks
x

i kinda need some advice of the experts really. i told my gf about sploshing and she's really keen to try it, especially to get pied, but she doesnt really like cream or custard at all

thanks
x