Best substances?

[elzhar1992]

Hi, first time poster but long time lurker .
i kinda need some advice of the experts really. i told my gf about sploshing and she's really keen to try it, especially to get pied, but she doesnt really like cream or custard at all . Do you guys have any suggestions on whats the best substances to use for pies and to gunge her with?
thanks
x

[Hayley]

Just a thought but why don't the two of you go round your local supermarket together choosing things that appeal rather than others suggesting things that might not. It makes food shopping a lot of fun!

[sassybbw]

Try instant pudding all supermarkets carry them like angel delight they taste good too and are a thicker consistency which would help in trying to pie her shouldn’t slid off in the movement.
Another alternative is whisking up meringue as you can turn the bowel upside down and it not slop out.

[BillShipton]

A bowel that doesn't slop out is a VERY GOOD THING!