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SPLOSH! Fantasy League Best of the rest (Nos 21-100)

PostPosted: 13 Jul 2006, 19:46
by Hayley
Here are the rest of the nominations for stars you want to see messed up. To vote for them, simply add a post with their name. Likewise to add a favourite not already on the list, simply send us a post with who you'd like to see messy and why.

Meanwhile the remainder of the Hot 100 are:

21) Christina Ricci (cool movie actress)

22) Angelina Jolie (Lara Croft lovely)

23) Victoria Beckham (stick-thin, overpaid pointless person)

24) Jo Frost (severe-looking Supernanny)

25) Natasha Kaplinski (dancing fool BBC newsreader)

26) Dita Von Teese (Marilyn Manson's missus)

27) Kelly Clarkson (American Pie-Doll?)

28) Winona Ryder (but keep your cupboards locked)

29) Sophie Ellis Bexter (wide-faced rubbish singer)

30) Jackie Degg (Page Three poppet)

31) Gwen Stefani (No Doubt a delicious diva)

32) Clare Grogan (actress/singer/splosher?)

33) Lindsay Lohan (Mean Girl actress turned singer)

34) Gillian Anderson (Ex Files truth seeker)

35) Fergie (Black Eyed Pea)

36) Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy gets mucky?)

37) Courtney Love (unreliable rock widow)

38) Hazel Irvine (sexyish Scottish sports reporter)

39) Alyson Hannigan (Willowly mate of Buffy's)

40) Monica from Friends

41) Rachel from Friends (they'll be there for you)

42) Nell McAndrew (extremely rare - a nice supermodel)

43) Debbie Magee (midget magician's minge)

44) Emma Bunton (Baby Spice now asking if you want fries with your Big Mac)

45) Britney Spears (trailer trash trollop)

46) Geri Halliwell (new Mummy Spice)

47) Sophie Raworth (Posh BBC newsreader)

48) Lacey Turner (Stacey from Eastenders)

49) Dawn from Eastenders

50) Bjork (insane Icelandic wailer)

51) Lauren Laverne (perky pop presenter)

52) Jessica Simspson (movie Daisy Duke) in tight jeans

53) Kate Beckinsale (in the tight catsuit from Underworld)

54) Leanne Battersby from Coronation St (in her velour trackie, it says here)

55) Sarah Beeny (Property Ladder climber)

56) Toyah (lisping 70s singer)

57) Carmen Elektra (big-boobed rude woman)

58) Harriet Harmen (the only MP on the list!)

59) Coleen McLoughlin (Spudface's shopaholic shag)

60) Jane Goldman (Jonathan Ross's red-haired wife)

61) Jessica Alba (Fantastic Four player)

62) Pink (singer who doesn't take herself too seriously)

63) Pinky (garage girl from Pimp My Ride UK)

64) Cassie Powney (Hollyoaks twin)

65) Connie Powney (the other Hollyoaks twin)

66) Rachel Stevens (po-faced pop star who refused to get messy on D&D)

67) Liz Hurley (overhyped red carpet hog)

68) Edith Bowman (Radio One DJ)

69) Sophie Wessex (Don't blame me, I just write them down)

70) Siouxsie Sioux (punk goddess)

71) Julie Reineger (Look East weather girl)

72) Kaddie Lee Preston (South East Today weathergirl, sorry, broadcast meteorologist)

73) Jeri Ryan (Seven of Nine in Voyager)

74) Julia Sawalha (in her power suit from Press Gang)

75) Lolly (Hanna off Exchange)

76) Helen Chamberlain (Sky's Soccer AM totty)

77) Kelly Dalgliesh (Sky Sports saucepot)

78) Sarah Alexander (Coupling comedy star)

79) Roxanne Pallet (Jo in Emmerdale)

80) Rachel Weisz (horny Hollywood star)

81) Stacey Keibler (over-the-top WWE wrestler)

82) Melina (of MNM tag team WWE)

83) Emily Booth (British B-Movie Miss)

84) Katie Melua (quote 'gorgeous, talented but too squeaky clean')

85) Emma Griffiths (MTV babe presenter)

86) Denise Richards (Love-ly, Actually)

87) Sharon Osborne (for 'helping hubby get rid of his last shred of credibility' apparently)

88) Kristin Bell (saucy Soprano)

89) Marinia Sirtis (sci-fi sex goddess)

90) Ali Bastian (Becca in Hollyoaks)

91) Shirley Manson (gorgeous Garbage gal)

92) Natalie Portman (Phantom Menace movie star)

93) Lauren Graham (great looking Gilmore Girl)

94) Sherri Moon Zombie (Mrs Rob Zombie which says it all)

95) Amy Lee (Evanessence tousle haired temptress)

96) Tina Majorino (AM Project singer and actress)

97) Gabby Logan (gobby ITV Sport mouthpiece)

98) Fern Britton (double-chinned daytime presenter)

99) Trinny & Suzannah (irritating clothing fascists)

100) The Queen (Gawd Bless Her)


Keep those nominations coming in....[/b]

PostPosted: 13 Jul 2006, 20:01
by Hayley
Seems Denise Richards (No 86) beat us to it!

PostPosted: 13 Jul 2006, 21:42
by RaunchyRev
39) Alyson Hannigan (Willowly mate of Buffy's)

!!!! :lol:

PostPosted: 14 Jul 2006, 00:56
by weemazy
Penny Smith (GMTV boot and skirt godess) needs to be in the top 10!!

And Sian Williams (cheery BBC breakfast MILF)

and while we are at it Jackie Kabler (under-used dream girl from GMTV)

PostPosted: 14 Jul 2006, 14:58
by Madrox
Congrats on compileing this list guys, it certainly looks good & must of been a real ball ache to complie. It does look great though and a very cool addition to the site. K i`m gonna throw a few votes behind my top three.

3. Shirley Manson.
2. Sherrie Moon Zombie.
1. Courtney Love. ( I would eat my own mother alive just to lick her armpits for ten seconds.)

PostPosted: 16 Jul 2006, 16:45
by pierot
Out of those, I' d love to see 1. Carmen Electra, 2. Denise Richards, 3. Kate Beckinsale, and. 4. Geri get pied real good.
But is there anything wrong with Melinda Messenger?

PostPosted: 16 Jul 2006, 17:46
by Hayley
Nothing wrong at all, just nobody has mentioned her till now!

Love
Hayley

PostPosted: 16 Jul 2006, 19:07
by Spinynorman and Frilly
Wot! No Kate Bush?

Can she be added?

Can you back date a nomination to a certain time period such as in between "The Kick Inside" and "Hounds Of Love"?

PostPosted: 17 Jul 2006, 10:47
by Hayley
Since it's a Fantasy League, I don't see why you shouldn't nominate people at specific periods of their life.

Certainly Kate Bush in her early days is very different from now...

Love
Hayley

PostPosted: 17 Jul 2006, 16:13
by Vigster
What about GHANDI. Not for sexual kicks but just because you could!!

Re: SPLOSH! Fantasy League Best of the rest (Nos 21-100)

PostPosted: 17 Jul 2006, 20:37
by Smiley
Lacey Turner please :)

PostPosted: 17 Jul 2006, 23:11
by Richard
What about Sally Phillips from 'Smack the Pony' and latterly 'Green Wing'? You've already got Sarah Alexander, the other hot bird from both those shows.

Of course Sarah was also memorable with Alexander Armstrong in something called 'A nude Practice' (?) where they were naked vets, I think.

PostPosted: 17 Jul 2006, 23:56
by BillShipton
I am a huge Green Wing fan.

And not only cos Hayley insists that when I'm stressed I turn into Alan Stratham.

"N-n-n-n-nno. It isn't t-t-t-rue."


But the woman who plays the personal office did plunge her face into a deep chocolate cake rather nicely....

PostPosted: 18 Jul 2006, 22:39
by DELETED
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PostPosted: 22 Jul 2006, 19:10
by danny
I'd vote for Kate Moss, i know lots of people can't stand her but she does it for me. And does anyone remember the stunt she did a few years ago for Comic Relief where she got completely (and I mean completely!) covered in paint? She looked like she was loving it!