SPLOSH! Fantasy League Best of the rest (Nos 21-100)

[Codger]

Penny Smith (GMTV boot and skirt godess) needs to be in the top 10!!

And Sian Williams (cheery BBC breakfast MILF)

and while we are at it Jackie Kabler (under-used dream girl from GMTV)

As a relative newcomer to this thread, can I add my vote for Penny Smith, please? GMTV is crap (and I only surf with the sound down) but this girl has humour, intelligence, and looks horny as hell.

(I'd add Jackie Kabler, too, but for personal reasons.)

Whilst still with the morning birds, I'd like to register a strong bid to add Louise Lear (who always gets the wet and snowy jobs on BBC Breakfast) who is an absolute BABE, and Susannah Reid who has a face and hairstyle totally made for a pie.

Lastly, I've had an enduring fantasy for the following actresses:

Audrey Hepburn
Joan Greenwood
Helen Mirren

They are regularly pied in my imagination - with subsequently regular overnight sensations.

Codger

[Codger]

Come on, folks! This is a fantasy realm after all. Why not vote for Bodicca, Anne of Cleves, Dorothy Parker, Cleopatra....

I've had wet dreams whilst thinking of pieing Penelope Pitstop.

Codger

[Etonman]

Was imagining recently what might be done with a messy version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer....Sarah Michelle Gellar, Alyson Hannigan and Michelle Trachtenberg.
Perhaps a journey through muddy caves in search of the evil ones.
Or a chase scene finishing with a fight in a bakery, as "The Great Race".
Or similar but with the fight in a paint store.
(Perhaps I should get out more! )

[wamram]

Id like to see Fiona Phillips GMTV babe who i don't half fancy get pied and gunged

[muckypup]

Should we run a phone vote to decide??

[wamram]

Should we run a phone vote to decide??

Wondered who'd be first to come up with that.

[Spinynorman and Frilly]

Susannah Reid is as sexy as a sexy thing. Good call.

[SallyEds]

Sarah Chalke from Scrubs - I think she's hot!

How about that model Keeley?

[SallyEds]

ooh, how about;

Kelly Brook? Rachel Stevens' pop career seems to have gone, maybe she'd be worth gunging.

Always enjoyed the weekly Holly MOM gungings. Is that coming back?

[Richard]

Pretty obvious if anyone will admit to watching it; twins Amanda & Sam from UK Big Brother 8.

[latexcrossdresser]

i think it would have to be the beautiful kate beckinsale!!!
the latex catsuit she wore in underworld is just so sexy !

[BillShipton]

Hi

I agree with both the last two. Though in the twins case the gunge would have to be PINK!

Bill

[Richard]

No Bill,

Promise them pink then drop them both, head first, into deep claggy black MUD!

[a]

With all the comments about Breakfast TV totty, how about a fantasy 7 a-side mud wrestling contest GMTV vs BBC Breakfast News.

On the GMTV team - Kate Garraway, Fiona Phillips, Jackie Kabler, Andrea McLean (in one of those white suits she wears), Penny Smith, Lorraine Kelly and Michelle Morrison.

For BBC Breakfast - Sian Williams, Susannah Reid, Kate Silverton, Louise Lear, Carol Kirkwood and finally a couple of ex presenters, Natasha Kaplinsky and Sophie Rayworth

I'm not sure which side would win (and i wouldn't really care)!

[a]

Did anyone notice Susannah Reid on Breakfast time this morning.

Obviously been on holiday, well tanned, short black dress on with stockings and thigh length boots and a grey jacket.

The neck of the dress was so low her tits were nearly falling out.

Well fucking horny i nearly had cream on my cornflakes!