The Policewoman's Birthday

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A wpc goes into an pub/restaurant, while she is on duty at lunch time.

She orders the bretomatoad Soup of the day followed by Sunday dinner with gravy and vegetables and for desert triple sauces sticky sundae ice cream and to drink first she orders the red wine then after two bottles of the wine. A waiter/waitress; shows up and see's the drunk wpc and teaches her a lesson about being drunk on duty.and the sploshing begins with the meal being ordered again and again.Until the wpc is covered in messy foods. The waiter/waitress, hates being messy, it ruins the pub/restaurant rules. So the wpc puts some of the mess, on the waiter/waitress this makes them angry and put more on the wpc.

I'll let you come up with the ending as I can't figure it out.