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For this scene you will require:
1.) two models dressed in wpc uniforms
1.a) One model dressed as a sargeant
1.b) The other as a wpc
2.) A couple of tins of paint or booze.


The two wpc's are on duty in the local sports center and are checking the building for burglars who have stolen some paint or booze. They then find the "stolen" paint in a locker room. The SGT tells the wpc to pick up the "evidence" and we will take them back to the station. The wpc has been with the sgt all day, and has had to do everything, from collecting and carrying the heavy bags of shopping to being a stool for when the sgt was tired.

The wpc retaliates by throwing a tin of paint/ bottle of booze over the sgt, which gets her into trouble and the two officers get each other messy and they only stop when both of them are too messy to be recognized as police officers.

The ending to this one is left up to you, as i can't decide.

I am sure this sketch will contain the line.....

please take down my particulars

and also involve the wpcs painting each others pubs while standing with skirts pulled up and white knickers at half mast

more please folks...

matt2matt2002 wrote:and also involve the wpcs painting each others pubes while standing with skirts pulled up and white knickers at half mast

Having received a parking ticket just before Christmas, I feel that this would be most appropriate.

yh sounds like an idea.
but what about having their hands above their heads.

or hand cuffed behind their backs?

still like the idea of white knickers at half mast and skirts pulled up
black stockings of course

older policewoman with a full bush of pubes and younger one with a brazilian

carry on.......

matt2matt2002 wrote:or hand cuffed behind their backs?

still like the idea of white knickers at half mast and skirts pulled up
black stockings of course

older policewoman with a full bush of pubes and younger one with a brazilian

carry on.......

I'll buy that video if someone makes it! Are you listening, Bill?

or hand cuffed behind their backs?
The following idea's :
"still like the idea of white knickers at half mast and skirts pulled up
black stockings of course

older policewoman with a full bush of pubes and younger one with a brazilian

carry on.......".
That you have come up with are great, but what about one of them touches the other one's pubes. e.g.The SGT touches the WPC's pubes. Or after they have got messy, they get their own hands too hurt by way of playing patter cake, or slapping hands together. (please note: that this was only a bit of fun, not meant to offend anyone).