BBC Sploshers in Need

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Having seen what the BBC Newsreaders got up to on Children in need got me thinking........ what would they get up to if the night was called Sploshers in Need?

I hope you like it.



Sploshers in Need – BBC Newsreaders

It was mid November so once again it was time for the BBC’s Charity Extravaganza Children Sploshers in Need once again the BBC schedules had been cleared as stars of the nations favourite programmes came together for the nations charity extravaganza hosted as usually by Terry Hardon.

One of the highlights every year is a song and dance display by the BBC Newsreaders and this year was no different Susanna Write, Emily Matemore, Sophie Shagworth, Sian Willieams had all been busy practising for weeks with the professional dancers from Strictly Cum Dancing and now there moment was about to come, the four girls were dressed in crisp white blouses, and blank a-line pencil skirts and black high heals, unknown to the viewing public underneath they are all wearing slinky purple dresses slit to the thigh with red tassels hanging off the bottom of the dresses, they are now wearing any underwear as the dresses are designed around a leotard, their hair and makeup is immaculate and all are wearing geeky specs as part of their performance, their professional dancers Ivor Harddick, Alexi Wantalegova, Sergi Bendemova, Anton Du-dick are all immaculately dressed in black suits with white shirts and black dicky bows.

It’s 10.45pm and the time has come for the newsreaders to strut their stuff, host Terry Hardon, wearing a black suit and his best grey wig comes on stage “well that’s fantastic news, we have been on air for nearly four hours and we have raised over 75p for charity!.... and now it’s Strictly News time… over to Bruce and Tess” Terry seems to be laughing at his intro more than the audience but the cameras pan across the studio the Strictly Cum Dancing theme tune plays and presenters Sir Bruce Foreskin and Tess Shagged-Daily appears Bruce does all of his usual introductions whilst Tess, dressed in a long red off the shoulder dress which clings tightly to her boobs and pert bottom and is slit to the waist smiles sweetly, Bruce introduces the judges Len Goodshag. Craig Revel-Hardwood, Aleisha Dicks-in and Bruno Tonguey-oral, the men are all resplendent in their suits whilst Aleisha is wearing a strapless white dress which shows off her ample cleavage.

As Bruce finishes his introductions the four newsreaders are positioning themselves on stage, the scenario is they are all sitting bored at their news desks until the music starts and the dancers appear but this being Sploshers in Need a few nasty surprises lie in store for them.

Bruce finished introducing the judges and announces “it is now time for the dancers”, to the music of 9-5 by Dolly Parton the curtain rises and the four girls are sat at their desks shuffling their scripts and looking bored, suddenly the music changes to a more up beat disco number and as it does so the male dancers appear in front of the desks beckoning the girls to join them, they stand up and prepare to walk forward but as they do so gallons of ice cold water is dropped on them from above, the girls looked shocked as their immaculate hair is instantly ruined but the crowd do wild, the girls continue to move forward and join their dance partners (Susanna & Ivor, Emily and Sergi, Sophie and Alexi and Sian and Anton) and the guys begin dancing around them, the girls are expecting them to rip their blouses and skirts off to reveal the dance costumes but a second before they do so the guys have danced to the side of the dance floor and dance back to their partners and splat a chocolate gateau into the girls faces, the girls are stunned but have to carry on as their “office clothes” are removed to show off their stunning dance costumes, the guys start twirling the girls around the stage and a stage hand slips on out of sight to move the desks the girls were originally sitting at the dancing continues and the guys dance across stage and wheel the chairs across for the girls to sit on, the girls don’t notice that a massive pie has been placed on each seat so they look shocked again as the sit down and the pie engulfs their backsides, they then stand up again and push the chairs away as they continue to dance, next just as they are dancing close to their partners massive amounts of green gunge drop onto each of the couples totally soaking them and making the dance floor very slippy just as they are recovering four guys appear at the edge of the dance floor and start spraying everyone with gallons of orange slime, by now the dancers outfits with their dress straps straining to hold everything in place as the dancers struggle to stay on their feet the audience are going wild and by the bulge in their tight trousers the male dancers are enjoying it as well.

Then whilst trying to make a turn Susanna slips as she does so she puts her hand out to Ivor but catches the waist band of his trousers ripping them off leaving him stood only in a white g-string, he bends down to help her up but he too slips and falls on top of her in the thick gunge that now covers the floor, as he tries to get to his feet he gets hold of the front of her dress and rips it off to reveal her beautiful boobs to the audience, Susanna is looking embarrassed but can see in the corner of her eye that the charity totaliser is going up quicker than the male dancers cocks so she carries on trying to dance seeing what is happening the other 3 male dancers grab the front of their partners dresses and rip them off as well and as they do so more gallons of multi coloured gunge falls from above to cover them, the girls seeing how much the male dancers are enjoying the sight get their revenge by ripping off the men’s clothes to leave them in only their g-strings, by now the dancing has been forgotten as the female newsreaders start covering the male dance partners in more and more gunge studio hands bring trolley loads of foodstuffs and leave them on the side of the dance floor.

Wanting to see more of what is going on, Tess ventures to the edge of the dance floor but soon finds her mistake as Sophie grabs her and drags her into the mess and starts to rip her dress off, ever the gentleman Sir Bruce tried to go to Tess’s rescue but he is caught by Emily and Sian who quickly strip him before Emily gets to work on his 104 year old cock as Sian splatters them with jugs of custard and beans, whist all this is going on Susanna is on all fours in the mess as Ivor shags her from behind whilst she gives Alexi a blow job, the other two male dancers are just lying back in the gunge having a wank as they enjoy what they are watching, this is too much for Aleisha to watch as she dives into the mess on the dance floor, rips off her dress and lowers herself onto Anton’s bulging cock bouncing up and down on it as Sergei splatters her body with pies as the gunge continues to fall from above.

The girls can see how much the male judges are enjoying what they are watching as they are sitting at their desks wanking themselves off so Sophie, Susanna and Tess slip out of the mess on the dance floor and make their way to the judges seats, the three guys are so engrossed in what they are doing the don’t notice the girls until the drop to their knees and start giving them each a blow job, its not long before all three girls faces are covered in spunk, they then lead the judges to the mess and push them in before piling on top of them and ripping their clothes off.

By now the audience are going wild, people are throwing pies and buckets of gunge at the celebs as they writhe around on the floor, everyone is that messy no one can tell who anyone is as and men and running out of the audience to join in as the girls are getting shagged senseless in every hole, the Sploshers in Need totaliser is now on the £60,000,000,000.99 as millions of viewers around the world ring in to pledge money due to what they have seen.

Meanwhile at the other side of the studio, Terry Hardon is dozing at his podium waiting to introduce the next item, finally he hears someone shout his name in his ear piece and totally oblivious to what is going on at the other side of the studio he looks straight at camera and says in his broad Irish accent “well wasn’t that marvellous, now a film about homeless badgers”

The End