By way of prelim, this is a girl who I used to know and actually went out with a few times quite a few years ago, its my fantasy of how I'd like it to have turned out.
I had been seeing my new girlfriend, Stephanie, for a few weeks now, I was very pleased with how it had gone so far, as I'd had my eye on her for a while, she worked in the paper shop during breaks in uni term times and I had been making excuses to go the shop for stuff which I didnt really need, eventually plucking up the courage to ask her out, to my amazement she had said yes! She was about 6 months younger than me, just turned 21, and was a lovely, friendly girl, bright, intelligent, but..she could have been a porn star! She was'nt very tall, about 5feet 2 or 3, very pretty, with a sweet, innocent looking face, long dark hair, which cascaded down to her shoulders, and the most incredibly fit body. She was asize 10/12, with an amazingly pert bum, a narrow waist and huge boobs, a 34F. To add to the effect, she almost always wore skin tight clothes, jeans which must have taken her ages to get into, tight tops etc.
Anyway, we had just come back from an evening at the pub back to my flat and, after a kiss, we sat down on the sofa, with my arm round her. The seual tension had been building up for a while, me not wanting to rush it, but it was becoming inevitable that it couldnt wait much longer..
I put the TV on, Steph had asked me to record some crappy film or other, and she sat down with a glass of red wine. The videoed film came on, but I had taped partly over a channel 4 documentary which I had recorded a few weeks ago about a Tiswas reunion. The tape finished tracking and the phantomflan flinger was dishing it out to Sally James. I had'nt told anyone about my splosh fetish, and pretended it was some crap I had taped by mistake. To my amazement she smiled and said
"Oh god, look at her take those pies" with a laugh "That looks like fun"
I was taken aback "do you think so?" I replied, unable to suppress a grin
"Yes, definitely, I'd love to have areally messy food fight. what a laugh it would be"
"Do you want to er..try it?" I replied, half expecting her to think I was weird and run out of the flat
"I go back to uni on Sunday, so how about it as a kind of..going away bit of fun, I wont be seeing you for a week or 10 days, will I?"
"Saturday night, here, then" I replied, hardly able to contain my excitement and anticipaton. Hell, lets go for it, I thought
"Ithink it works best if you are in charachter, I'll get you some stuff to wear so you dont ruin any of your clothes"
"Oh, yes please" she replied, planting a kiss on my lips.
The next day was Friday so I had to get ready. This was almost too much. This gorgeous girl who I'd been lusting after for weeks, not only was she my girlfriend, but she seemed to be a splosher too!! Thinking about it, we had got caught in a summer downpour once with her in her usual spray on jeans and top and she had'nt minded getting drenched, so, maybe,mmm
I took finished work early and drove to our local Tesco Extra, for the ingredients. 30 tins of value custard, several sachets of Angel Delight, paper plates, flan cases, spray cream, flour, chocolate sauce, the trolley was full to bursting by the end of the trip round the dessert section. After this, upsatairs to the clothes. I scanned the rails and eventually settled on a button through cotton summer dress, blue and white polka dot, nd knee length. I knewv Steph was a size 10/12m, so I made sure that the dress was an 8, finally for the underwear, a black suspender belt and a pair of sheer black stockings. The trip was finished off with a call in at Barratts shoes which produced a pair of black, patent, platform 6 inch stilettos.
Just shopping for the clothes and food was giving me a buzz and, the following afternoon, I set about making the kitchen into the splosh studio. SA decorating table with the pies and other ingredients on it and a little round table and a bent wood chair or the set.
I was nervous with anticipation and, after what seemed like an age, the bell rang. It wasStephanie. She was dressed in her casual clothes, but she had obviously gone to some trouble over her hair and make up. She looked immaculate, her lovely long hair shone as it cascaded down to her shoulders,and her beautiful brown eyes were enhanced by eyeliner and eyeshadow, her face enhanced by blusher and her lips shone with red lipstick and gloss. She had applied fake tan perfectly and long acrylic nails.
I put my arms round her and kissed her "you look absolutely stunning" I said
"Lets get dressed, should we?" she replied with a wicked glint in her eye as I handed her the carrier bag containing her new clothes and shoes.
I was ready already, I had decided I would be the waiter with a white shirt and a pair of black trousers which were a bit on the big side, more room for her to pour goo down inside them I reasoned. I ould feel movement already in the front of the trouser area as I anticipated what was to follow.
At that point, Steph returned, changed and ready for action. She looked fantastic. Thev dress was tight on her and I finished dressing her by tying the tie things on each side round the back to really pull it in, emphasising her 34F boobs even more. The 6 inch heels brought her up to the same height as me.
"I love this dress, its really flattering, and these shoes are gorgeous, thanks" she said, as I put my arms round her, kissing her again. By now my cock was well and truly bulging, and she knew it.
"By the way, I'm only wearing what you've bought me..nothing else" she said sexily.
It was obvious by now that she was'nt wearing a bra, her nipples were hard and erect, sticking through the thin material of the flimsy cotton dress. I ran my hands over her body, thinking that my fantasy was about to come true..
She walked sexily over to the table and sat down on the chair.
"What would you like for dessert madam"I asked in my role as waiter.
"Cream and custard are my favourites. I havent had any in a long time, have you got plenty in"
"Of course"I replied, picking up a pie and setting it down in front of her. I then picked up a full jug of custard and accidentally on purpose spilt a bit doewn her huge cleavage, as the top two buttons on the dress wouldnt fasten.
She affected a shocked, pantomime face
"Oh, you clumsy man, what have you done"
"I am so sorry, it was an accident"
"No, you did it deliberately"
I could tell she was really into this and was entering into the spirit of splosh
"If I had done it on purpose, I would have done this"
Now for the moment I had been waiting for. I picked up the pie from the table and slammed it into her pretty face. The custard and cream exploded vall over her delicate features, the flan case smashed, leaving her covered.
She stood up then slowly and deliberately wiped the goo from her eyes.
"Oh I see. Its going to be like that is it. Well two can play at that game"
She picked up the jug of custard and poured it down the front of my trousers. The cold mess covering my rock hartd cock, which she copped a feel of whilst rubbing it in.
She sat down back on the chair, which I had by now put another huge pie on. The mess oozed out from her dress and she stood up again, in time for another huge pie slammed into her face.
Now it was her turn and another pie then hit me full in the face. I wipede the goo away to see that she had sat down again and was playing the impatient customer
"I ordered some pie and I havent had any yet"
I walked over to her, picking up another pie
"Your dessert madam, are you sure you want this"
"Yes, please"
"Are you really certain?"
"yes, let me have it - now"
"Very well, the customer is always right" The pie slammed into her face, followed by tw more either side of her head.
The mess was covering her head completely and the top of her dress. Time for another attack on her cleavage. I picked up another pie and slammed that into her huge boobs, followed by a bowl og instant dessert down the front of her dress.
Now it was her turn again. I turned round to receive two pies in the face, followed bty one on the top of my head and sat down to watch her teetering across to the table, returning with a full bowl of instant dessert, which she calmly tipped over me, completely covering me to the waist.
"Well, whats your next move?" she said from beneath layers of gloop.
I told her to stand up which she did, and I bent her over the table. Lifting the hem of her dress up to the waist, I could see that she was well and truly commando! Her incredibly pert bum was framed by the black suspender belt which stretched down to the mid point of her thighs. She had fully shaved and I could se that she was lready wet, not from the mess either. I picked up another huge pie and slammed it into her backside, making sure to rub it in. I could now tell from the moaning sound that she was getting really turned on, as I pushed her face into a massive cake, made from flour and water.
By now, I couldnt wait and had already undone the custard covered trousers, letting then fal in a messy heap on the floor, if you are commando, soam I, as my totally erect cock stuck out in front of me.
I granbbed her and turned her round. She grabbed by cock and began running her hand up and down it
"you are naked, I'm still fully clothed" she whispered sexily, by now having abandoned the pantomime acting voice
"Time you did something about it" she continued, as she kissed me frantically
I grabbed the front of the dress and just pulled at it. Two of the buttons flew off and her huge tits fell out into my eager hands, then I pulled again and the thin cotton tore, with a loud ripping sound I ripped the ruined dress from her firm sexy young body
"Oh, yes, just rip it off and just take me"
I pushed her onto the table, now in just stockings, a suspender belt and heels and I will leave it to you to guess the rest!!
If you like it, let me know, I think she needs further messy treatment!!
