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Supermarket Splosh (Part 3)

PostPosted: 21 Jul 2007, 14:01
by Slapstickman
The final Part! Hope you like it.

Matt Blackwell always worked late at this time of the week. There were usually only a couple of shelf stackers in the store and it meant no one bothered him. There was a knock on his office door. “Who is it?” he called.

“It’s the Chief auditor” was the reply.

“Come in” Blackwell called.

The auditor entered. She was in her early to mid twenties with long black hair and glasses. She was wearing a business suit with a very short skirt, stockings and high heels. Her blouse was opened wide and revealed a lot of cleavage. She leant over the desk allowing Matt to see right down her top.

“I’ve just finished the stock count in this store and it’s a total disgrace” she barked.

Blackwell gulped. “Really?”

“The worst I’ve seen for a number of years. It’s a disaster and you’re responsible”

“What are you planning to do about it?” Matt asked nervously

“I’m afraid you’re going to have to be punished” the auditor replied.

“Oh no” Matt exclaimed. He got out of his chair and walked round to the side of his desk.

“Drop them” the Chief auditor ordered.

Matt undid his belt and dropped his trousers to reveal a pair of black boxers shorts.

“Them too” the auditor said, motioning at the boxers.

Matt leant over the desk and slid his boxers down. The Chief auditor giggled at the sight of the shop manager’s naked bum bent over his desk. She gave him a hearty slap over the buttocks.

This was not normal Value Mart procedure following a poor audit. The Chief Auditor was infact Kerry, Matt Blackwell’s PA. The pair of them usually met once a week to indulge in a little role-play and general naughtiness. This week was no different, until after being spanked for a third time, Matt caught a glimpse of the security camera as it panned down into the store.

“What the hell’s going on there?” he exclaimed.

“It looks like two naked girls covered in dessert boss” Kerry responded, unnecessarily.

Matt pulled up his boxers and trousers. Kerry groaned, she looked forward to this weekly get together and it was being cut short thanks to some idiots playing the fool.

“We’d better sort this out” Matt said as he headed for the door “come on”. Kerry sighed and tottered after him.

Matt and Kerry soon made it down the stairs and into the supermarket. The carnage was worse in reality than it looked on camera. Sophie and Lizzie were both stark naked, covered in mess. Both of the girls were clutching custard pies and giggling as they approached each other. The floor was covered in desserts, cream, custard and syrup.

“What on earth do you think you’re doing?” Matt bellowed at Sophie and Lizzie, making them jump.

Sophie was mortified that her manager could see her like this. Well not entirely true, she’d often fantasized about him seeing her naked, but not covered in dessert in the middle of his supermarket.

Lizzie was embarrassed, but knew she had no chance of keeping her job now. “We’re just settling a little dispute” she explained.

“I don’t want to hear it. Get cleaned up and be in my office in twenty minutes” Blackwell yelled.

Sophie was bright red under all the dessert “What shall we do with these” she whimpered, pointing to the custard pies.

“Give them to me” Blackwell ordered.

“You want them?” Lizzie confirmed.

“Was I not clear?” Blackwell fumed “I said give me the pies, so you’d better give them to me right now”

“You’ve got it” Lizzie grinned and walked up to her Manager. If she had to be sacked, she may as well go out in style, she thought.

Kerry, however, was quick to spot what was happening. “Do not throw that Pie in Mr. Blackwell’s face” she snapped. “HAND it over to me”

“So you’re saying I should let you have it?” Lizzie asked mischievously.

“No. I’m saying hand it over to me, you stupid girl” Kerry snarled. “That pie does not go anywhere near my face”

“Oh yes it does” Lizzie smirked

“Oh no it doesn’t” Kerry replied

“Oh yes it does” Lizzie grinned and splattered the pie square in Kerry’s face.

Kerry screamed as the custard slopped over her face and hair and began to drip into her cleavage. “You total bitch,” she yelled. Kerry slicked back her hair and removed her custard-coated glasses. Just as she was recovering from the first pie, Sophie walked over and splat!! She slapped her pie square in Kerry’s face too. Sophie didn’t much care for Kerry and she enjoyed letting her have it.

“Mr Blackwell is going to kill you” Kerry fumed as she wiped her eyes clear of the second pie. She looked over at her boss. But instead of being livid, he was laughing.

“Do you have anymore pies?” Kerry asked.

“Yep” Lizzie giggled and walked over for another pie. This time she handed it to Kerry. Lizzie thought it was about time she took another pie, but Kerry had other ideas.

“Glad you found that so amusing Matt” she glared. “Maybe you’ll enjoy this too”. Kerry slammed the pie into her bosses face and smeared it around.

The girls cheered as Matt floundered under the pie. Custard dripped down onto his suit and tie. There was something about authority figures getting pied, Lizzie thought, that was both funny and sexy. She handed Kerry a jug of cream and before Matt had time to wipe his eyes clean Kerry had poured the entire contents of the jug over his head. Matt spluttered as the cream ran down his face and over his shoulders, further destroying his suit.

Sophie had now tentatively picked up the bowl of spaghetti sauce. Lizzie undid the first few buttons of the manager’s shirt and Sophie poured the entire contents of the bowl straight down. Matt groaned as his shirt filled up with the thick, messy sauce. His sauce coated shirt stuck to his chest.

“Right” he proclaimed and bent over to pick up a large strawberry cheesecake. He walked over to Kerry and opened her suit jacket, then he proceeded to smear the cake all over her chest. The sticky red filling smeared all over her white blouse and into her cleavage as he rubbed it in, with much satisfaction. Kerry looked down at her ruined shirt and sticky cleavage and sighed.

Sophie meanwhile had picked up another trifle and was making her way over to the boss. “Sophie” Matt said “I’m really disappointed in you. I can’t believe you’re going to pour that trifle over my head”

“I would never do that” Sophie gasped, a little hurt.

“I’m glad to hear it” Matt smiled.

“This is going down your trousers”

Matt gulped as Lizzie undid his top button and pulled his trousers open. He could only watch as Sophie slowly emptied the entire trifle down his trousers. The thick cream and custard ran over his boxer shorts and slid down his thighs. Cream, custard and jelly dribbled down his trouser legs and onto his polished shoes.

Lizzie was amazed at how much Sophie was getting into this. She was giggling with delight as she poured the trifle down the manager’s trousers and she was already loading up with the next item – a large orange cheesecake. She walked over to Matt and pushed it gently into his crotch, smearing the sticky filling all over the front of his rapidly degenerating trousers. Sophie thought she could feel an erection as she rubbed the cake further in and this just excited her more.

Lizzie meanwhile, had walked over to Kerry. “I think Soph’s got a thing for the boss” she grinned “Don’t want you to think that means you’re going to be neglected”. Lizzie poured the jug of cream she was holding over Kerry’s head. Kerry squealed as the cold cream soaked her hair and then cascaded over her face, suit jacket and into her cleavage.

”I’m holding you personally responsible for this” Kerry spluttered at Matt, as she removed her suit jacket and wiped the cream from her skirt.

“Well, in that case, I’d better do something to justify that responsibility” Matt grinned as Lizzie handed him a large strawberry cheesecake. He lifted Kerry’s short skirt up, revealing a pair of black lace panties. Before she could do much more than squeal again, Matt slapped the huge dessert into her crotch and rubbed it in. Kerry moaned as the cool dessert smooshed over her thin panties and was forced between her legs. Matt, with help from Lizzie, opened the top of Kerry’s stockings and worked some of the cheesecake down around her upper thighs.

“You know, I think she rather enjoyed that” Lizzie chuckled.

“I did not” Kerry protested, happy that the layer of custard on her face was hiding her blushes.

Sophie re-appeared clutching the bowl of chocolate sauce, topped with cream.

“Give that to me, you little tart” Kerry ordered, snatching the bowl from the naked supervisor. “If you want to do something useful, take off his clothes”.

Sophie didn’t need telling twice. She removed her manager’s gunge soaked shirt, tie and jacket. He didn’t seem to be putting up much of a fight, she thought as she undid the buttons of his trousers and pulled them down to his ankles. Matt stepped out of his shoes and trousers until he was naked except for his pair of trifle covered black boxers and black socks. It was apparent to all the girls he had a large erection in his shorts, despite the fact that he was trying to hide it.

“Open the front of your shorts please” Kerry smiled at Matt. Whilst he didn’t appear too keen at first, he realized it might divert attention from the bulge down there. He opened the shorts up wide.

Kerry had a good look down and then with a flick of her wrist, tipped the entire contents of the chocolate bowl down Matt’s boxers. Matt gasped as the chocolate sauce and cream splattered over his erect cock and down his balls. It slopped down his thighs and ran down the inside of his legs.

“Oh my god!” Sophie exclaimed as she watched what had occurred. Matt adjusted his boxers as the chocolate sauce stuck his erect penis to the inside of his shorts for everyone to see.

“Well, that was about as humiliating as it gets” Matt proclaimed

“You obviously enjoyed it though” Kerry grinned, motioning to his bulging shorts.

“Let’s see how you enjoy it then” Matt smirked and walked over to Kerry. She screamed as he ripped open her blouse. But the blouse was pulled off with an ease that suggested she was protesting a little too much. Lizzie undid Kerry’s bra as Matt grabbed another of the large trifles.

Kerry’s breasts bounced free, and she didn’t have long to wait until she felt her skirt being undone. It fell to the floor leaving her standing in just a small pair of black lace panties, stockings and high heels. “Oh-oh” she deadpanned as the boss approached her carrying a very large trifle.

Blackwell dipped his hand straight into the trifle and scooped up a large handful of cream and custard. He plastered the trifle all over Kerry’s bare breasts, rubbing the sticky mess in with his hand. He then grabbed another handful and repeated the process, covering her 36C boobs with sloppy trifle until it began to drip down her stomach and over the top of her lace panties. It was very apparent that Kerry was enjoying this treatment, but she protested half-heartedly. “Stop it now”, she whined as her breasts continued to be plastered in thick trifle “I’ve never been so humiliated in my life”

“Really?” Lizzie asked. “That’s a shame, because you seem to be enjoying it. Sophie”

“Yes?” Sophie replied

“Heads or tails” Lizzie called as she picked up the last two custard pies.

“Tails” Sophie called.

Without tossing a coin Lizzie proclaimed “sorry it’s tails”. She handed Sophie a pie. “That means you’ve got the tart, I’ve got the boss. Follow my lead”. Lizzie handed Matt the custard pie. “Hold this for a minute”.

Sophie handed her pie to Kerry. “Likewise” she smiled.

Kerry and Matt did as they were told. Lizzie walked behind Matt and Sophie followed her until she was stood right behind Kerry. Lizzie motioned to Sophie and before Matt and Kerry had the chance to do anything, Lizzie yanked on Matt’s boxers, pulling them right down. Sophie did the same with Kerry’s panties until both Matt’s and Kerry’s bare bottoms were on display. Matt and Kerry both wanted to pull up their respective underwear but couldn’t because their hands were full with the pies.

“Sorry that was childish” Lizzie giggled, as she and Sophie took back the pies. Matt and Kerry almost simultaneously bent over to pick up their underwear, their bare bums stuck in the air. Splat! Splat! Lizzie and Sophie slapped their respective pies on Matt and Kerry’s aloft bottoms as they bent over splattering the pair’s naked rears with sloppy custard.

“Ewww” Kerry groaned, as she stood upright, wiping her hands down her custardy buttocks. Matt felt the sloppy mess dribble down the back of his thighs.

“That was classic!” Lizzie grinned to Sophie as Matt and Kerry stood practically naked in front of them, Matt in just his socks and Kerry in her stockings, Their bottoms coated in thick custard.

Lizzie grabbed the lemon gateaux and without warning smooshed it into Kerry’s crotch. Kerry squealed as the cool creamy cake was rubbed into her bare fanny. Cream and Lemon filling was plastered between her legs and dribbled down her thighs as Lizzie rubbed the pie in harder.

Sophie meanwhile had grabbed the second bottle of maple syrup and was pouring it over Matt’s erect 8-inch penis. Coating his manhood in thick, sticky syrup and running her hand up and down his shaft. “Looks good enough to eat huh Soph?” Lizzie joked. Sophie stopped and blushed until Matt indicated it was fine for her to carry on. She did until the bottle was empty and Matt’s cock and balls were dripping syrup.

Lizzie stood Kerry and Matt side by side and picked up the two remaining buckets of vanilla ice cream. She handed one to Sophie and the two girls poured the entire contents over them. Matt and Kerry spluttered and gasped, as they were covered head to toe in cool melting sloppy ice cream.

When Lizzie and Sophie were done, they stood back and admired their handiwork. Matt wiped his eyes free of ice cream it was dripping from everywhere. Kerry slicked back her ice cream covered hair as the sloppy mess dripped off her bare boobs and began forming a pool by her feet.

Matt, however had noticed there were still a couple of items left – the mop buckets full of spaghetti in tomato sauce. He whispered in Kerry’s ice cream coated ear and they tottered over to the buckets.

“Lay down on the floor you two” Matt ordered Lizzie and Sophie. They did as they were told and lay next to each other in the mess on the supermarket floor. Kerry and Matt stood above them holding a mop bucket each and slowly tipped the entire contents over the two girls. Splattering their faces, breasts, tummies, pussys and legs with the messy tomato and pasta slop. Lizzie and Sophie spluttered under the weight of the slimy spaghetti torrent as their victims became the tormentors. When Matt and Kerry were finished there wasn’t an inch of either Lizzie’s or Sophie’s body free from spaghetti and sauce.

“Guess we had that coming” Lizzie giggled through a face full of spaghetti sauce.


A few days later, Sophie and Lizzie were called to their disciplinary hearing at the Value Mart. They’d both dressed in their best clothes, and were anxious to hear their fates. Kerry met them and shepherded the girls into an office at the back of the Value Mart. Matt Blackwell sat behind the desk, in a dark suit, looking stern. There were large canvas screens on either side of his desk, which struck the girls as odd, but they were too nervous to pay much attention to anything.

“OK girls” Matt began, as Kerry sat at the desk beside him and began to take notes. “You both know why you’re here, yes?”

“Yes” Lizzie and Sophie replied, softly.

"This company has very strict rules about handling food and I think you two broke about every one of them” Matt explained.

Lizzie and Sophie looked at each other shame faced. Kerry stood up from behind the desk and disappeared behind one of the screens.

“There are some things I just can’t tolerate as a Manager of a busy Supermarket” Blackwell continued. “Kerry what are the things I can’t tolerate?”

Kerry called from behind the screen “Custard pies”. As she said the words her arm appeared from behind the screen and splattered a large custard pie square in the manager’s face.

Lizzie and Sophie looked at each other unsure of how to react. Matt wiped the pie from his eyes “Yes, that’s right. Custard pies” he deadpanned. Sophie and Lizzie began to giggle.

“And jugs of cream” Kerry appeared from behind the screen holding a large jug of double cream. She poured it over Matt’s head as he sat motionless behind the desk.

“Absolutely” he concurred. “You shouldn’t pour them over people’s heads, nor should you pour them down their trousers” He stood up and looked as solemn as someone with a litre of cream over their head could look. Kerry reappeared with another jug and opened Matt’s trousers. She poured the entire contents right down. Matt gasped as the cool cream made contact with his underwear and thighs, but stood motionless as Kerry returned to the desk and sat down.

“Did you get that girls?” Kerry asked.

Lizzie and Sophie nodded as Matt’s trousers fell to the floor and he disappeared behind the screen.

“Good, I’m glad” Matt appeared from behind the screen in just his shirt and blue boxer shorts, holding two pies. “So if I were to sandwich Kerry’s head with these two custard pies like this” Splat! Splat! Matt brought the two pies together on either side of Kerry’s head engulfing her pretty features and black hair in sloppy cream and custard. “Would that be against company policy?”

“I’m not sure” Lizzie grinned, “can we have some more examples?”

‘Certainly” Matt replied and reached behind the screen. “As a diverse employer am I allowed to splat a custard pie over Kerry’s breasts like so?” Matt slapped a pie over Kerry’s white blouse, and rubbed it over her tits. Kerry’s blouse was coated in yellow goo. It was quite clear, as Kerry’s nipples poked through the soaked fabric, that she wasn’t wearing a bra.

“That wasn’t strictly her boobs Mr. Blackwell, it was more her blouse” Sophie pointed out. Kerry continued to take notes as the custard dripped off her blouse onto her notepad.

“That’s true Sophie” Matt said, unbuttoning Kerry’s blouse until her breasts jiggled free. Kerry removed her blouse as Matt grabbed a pie. He stood behind her and slapped the pie over her bare boobs. Custard dribbled from Kerry’s breasts. “Is that better?” He asked.

“Much” Sophie grinned. Kerry stood up as Matt grabbed another custard pie.

“And what are our policies on Pie spankings?” He quizzed the girls.

“I like them” Lizzie grinned.

“Me too” Matt chuckled and lifted up Kerry’s skirt. Kerry had a tiny thong that she slipped down to her knees as her bent over. Matt splattered the pie with force over Kerry’s bare ass.

Kerry slowly stood upright and comically wiggled her custard-coated bum as Matt and the girls laughed.

She disappeared behind the screen and appeared with another pie. She eased Matt’s shorts down until the girls got a full frontal view of his package and then pushed the pie into his naked crotch, rubbing it all over his erect cock.

“I think we get it now” Lizzie laughed as the pie case slid down her Manager’s bare thighs.

She was right they did get it. Two-dozen custard pies each later Sophie and Lizzie tottered out of the disciplinary meeting stark naked and covered head to tie in pie filling. Inside Matt and Kerry in a similar state looked each other over. “I think they learned their lesson” Matt grinned.

“It’s not them I’m worried about” Kerry smiled back as she wiped her eyes free of pie. She kissed him gently on the lips and wiggled her naked, pie-plastered ass towards the door. “There probably won’t be enough hot water left for us both to have a shower”, she giggled cheekily.

“What will we do?” Matt asked.

“Sure we can think of something” Kerry purred.

“I love my job” Matt replied.

PostPosted: 21 Jul 2007, 16:44
by wamram
Priceless :) :) :)

Made the sun shine on a rainy Saturday afternoon :) :) :) :)

PostPosted: 21 Jul 2007, 17:43
by matt2matt2002
As perfect a story as i have ever read

Fantastic

:wink: :wink:

PostPosted: 23 Jul 2007, 18:43
by shredder
Outstanding story in 3 parts.

8)

PostPosted: 25 Jul 2007, 12:29
by captain sensible
When this epic gets made into a photoshoot or film, please can I play the part of Matt Blackwell?

PostPosted: 08 Aug 2007, 15:43
by a
Brilliant story. One of the best ever.

Also can i volunteer my services as Captain Sensibles stunt double when it is filmed

PostPosted: 03 Sep 2007, 12:16
by Scud01us
I would love to also volunteer for the part of Matt if this ever gets filmed, unfortunately, I am way over here in Colorado... either way, let the world know if this gets filmed as the shots would be great to check out.

PostPosted: 12 Oct 2007, 05:54
by Devo77
Really Great Story, Love all three parts as you can tell from
my replies.

PostPosted: 29 Jul 2008, 22:21
by PleasePieMeMistress
fantastic finale to a great story. Would love to play the part of Matt but would be willing to try and take on any of the other parts too!

PostPosted: 31 Jul 2008, 12:15
by driversoft
Perfectly written, and seems to capture the very essence of (at least British) Sploshing / WAM - to the extent that I could feel it rising towards the end...


No, not THAT - the tension - honestly, some people....

PostPosted: 31 Jul 2008, 20:10
by PleasePieMeMistress
felt mine rising throughout all 3 parts of this story and I'm not ashamed to admit it :wink: