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O diner spare that pie
Scoff not a single crumb
For I’d much rather keep it by
To smear o’er Dolly’s bum

‘Twas Sammy Jane’s tits
That dipped in syrup pots
There, diner, let it sit
Thy spoon shall touch it not

That creamy, tempting pie
Whose sloppiness and taste
Should be spread over me
Not eaten – what a waste!

Diner, forbear thy stroke!
Eat not our luscious gunge
It’s really not a joke
To have it for your lunch

When but an idle boy
I sought my bedclothes shade
To wank o’er copies of Splosh!
Where our messy sisters played

Cream pie! Be gunge, not nosh
And diner, leave this spot!
While I’ve an urge to splosh
Thy spoon shall touch it not!

Teehee. Love it!

Must try and do one of these myself some time.

Hayley x x

...Excellent.
You've got a real talent for this

awww wow, only just saw this

love it, hehe very good i like your style
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